Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 26: Won’t Live Past Three Days_1

Chapter 26: Chapter 26: Won’t Live Past Three Days_1

Unfortunately, the success rate of this magic was so low it was terrifying; Qin Shou executed it the fastest he could, five times, and not once did it succeed!

After hugging for a while, Taibai Star Monarch was in a hurry to return and report, so he asked, "Is it done yet?"

"Let’s hug a bit longer, it’s quite comfortable." Qin Shou didn’t manage to steal anything and was not willing to give up, so he started to act shamelessly.

Chang’e, who was standing to the side, saw this and slightly furrowed her brow, seemingly a bit jealous, saying, "Star Monarch, you need to go back and report, that’s enough."

Qin Shou also sensed something was off, but that didn’t matter to him—not afraid of his shadow slanting, he wasn’t aiming to engage in bestiality; what was there to be scared of? He had to take advantage of this opportunity and try hard to steal something, that was the real deal!

After all, judging by the rate at which his Yuan Qi was depleting inside his body, he wouldn’t last three days and probably wouldn’t even get to see what the Ghost Festival looked like before he croaked!

If he died, Chang’e would truly have no one to help her.

Therefore, Qin Shou absolutely had to find a way to replenish his Yuan Qi—living one more day was one more day!

Steal, steal, steal...

However, even after activating his magic ten times, he still came up with zilch.

Qin Shou was desperate to survive...

Taibai Star Monarch was also a bit anxious to return and report...

Chang’e was even more anxious, fearing her Rabbit might be lured away by the old man...

So, Chang’e reached out and grabbed Qin Shou’s hind leg, saying, "Alright, hurry back."

Having said that, Chang’e started pulling back...

Feeling the tugging force, Qin Shou saw he was about to be caught and felt incredibly reluctant in his heart!

He hadn’t managed to steal anything yet!

Taibai Star Monarch was also in a rush to leave, so, going with the flow, he waved his hand and a flying rainbow soared into the sky, he rose into the air, ready to depart.

Just at that moment, Qin Shou’s eyes lit up!

As Taibai Star Monarch ascended, Qin Shou was being pulled back in retreat, his head facing downwards, and he just so happened to see a silk bag tied around Taibai Star Monarch’s waist, a dark red with gold edging, though he did not know what it was.

But Qin Shou, following the principle of the quick-handed get while the slow-handed miss out, and that even a mosquito leg is meat, quickly extended a paw and opened his mouth, biting down on the string of the silk bag, instantly severing the golden thread!

In his heart, Qin Shou was overjoyed: "I, my dental strength, truly awesome!"

At the same time, Qin Shou suddenly turned around, showing his back to Taibai Star Monarch, hiding the silk bag in front of his chest, and intentionally threw himself into Chang’e’s arms.

Chang’e’s gaze was on Taibai Star Monarch, as she had to see someone off to show politeness.

How could she have expected that Qin Shou, that damn rabbit, would actually snatch at the opportunity?

With Chang’e’s embrace, the silk bag was completely obscured.

Taibai Star Monarch waved his hand and, following the long rainbow, flew away, heading straight for the heavenly palace.

"Phew... finally gone," Qin Shou muttered to himself.

Upon overhearing this, Chang’e smiled faintly without saying anything but kept a vigilant watch around and looked up at the sky to ensure no one was there anymore.

Then, Chang’e’s icy face suddenly exploded with anger as she grabbed Qin Shou by the ear and brought him in front of her, demanding, "Finally gone? If I hadn’t held on to you, would you have followed? Tell me, have you taken a fancy to him? I didn’t expect you to be such a lustful rabbit! Forgetting loyalty at the sight of beauty!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s face took on an extremely strange expression. It seemed, Chang’e still considered him a doe... Did these immortals really lack common sense?

Giving her an eye-roll, Qin Shou retorted, "What nonsense are you spouting?"

After speaking, Qin Shou jumped to the ground and quickly ran into the cave. He had secured the treasure but hadn’t examined it carefully yet—who knows when Taibai Star Monarch would notice and come back for revenge.

A treasure in hand isn’t secure, only when it’s in your mouth does it become truly yours!

So, Qin Shou was anxious to rush into the cave and then he took out the silk bag and tugged at it, only to become frustrated when a rune lit up on the bag as he pulled, preventing him from opening it.

Almost at the same time, Taibai Star Monarch standing on the flying rainbow sensed something and subconsciously touched the silk bag at his waist, exclaiming, "Where’s the bag?"

Immediately after, Taibai Star Monarch made a quick calculation and first turned red with embarrassment, muttering, "Turns out it was a rabbit, not a dog!" Then he bellowed, "Damn rabbit, you stole my silk bag! Return it at once!"

In the midst of his shouting, the flying rainbow changed direction and headed back toward the moon.

Chang’e subconsciously looked up and saw the flying rainbow returning, so she quickly entered the cave to alert Yu’er, telling her to come out to greet the guest.

But as she entered...

Qin Shou couldn’t open the silk bag and, seeing the seal on it flashing faster and faster, he said suspiciously, "This looks kind of like an alarm, doesn’t it?"

Just then, Chang’e’s voice came from outside, "Yu’er, Taibai Star Monarch is back, let’s go out to meet him, shall we?"

Hearing this, Qin Shou cursed in his mind, "It really is an alarm! Damn it, if tearing doesn’t work, I’ll bite!"

Qin Shou practiced what he preached, as the sharpest thing on him right now was his teeth.

Moreover, up until now, he seemed to have never encountered anything he couldn’t bite through!

With one bite, the seal broke as easily as tofu, and with a whoosh, the silk bag burst open, countless treasures flying out!

In an instant, they covered the floor of the cave!

Qin Shou stood in place, completely dumbfounded!

He had thought it was just a small silk bag with a few small items in it, but he hadn’t expected...

"My goodness, no wonder Taibai Star Monarch had to come back, I have blown up his family’s fortunes!" Qin Shou exclaimed, and then it struck him—Taibai Star Monarch was on his way back!

"What’s in hand isn’t mine, it only becomes mine when I’ve eaten it. Eat up!" Qin Shou didn’t know which treasures were valuable and which were not, so he just glared and ate whatever was closest!

His paws flew as he grabbed whatever was at hand to munch on!

Regardless of what magic treasure it was, once it entered his mouth, it crunched like candy, and then was gulped down whole.

Just then, Chang’e entered and was also struck dumb, after a long pause she said, "Did you just kill a treasure merchant or something?"

Qin Shou was too busy to respond and randomly threw something with white fur to Chang’e, meaning for her to take that thing...

Chang’e was quick to understand, and she immediately got Qin Shou’s meaning, "Is this Taibai Star Monarch’s? You were on him, were you stealing treasures?"

Qin Shou nodded while not forgetting to chew a few more times.

Chang’e touched her forehead and said, "You... you’re causing trouble."

Qin Shou wasn’t concerned, though, causing trouble? How much trouble could it be?

If he didn’t eat, he wouldn’t survive three days!

If he ate, he might fight for a few more days of life.

The point was, Qin Shou felt completely justified in eating!

Chicken bones, a rabbit turning into a dog, Chang’e who could die at any moment... any one of these reasons was enough for Qin Shou to act ruthlessly without feeling any guilt.

What’s more, all of them happened at once.

Chang’e, seeing Qin Shou eat so frantically, hurried over and grabbed his ear, asking, "Tell me the truth, are you having a serious problem with your body? You’ve never been this crazy before..."

Qin Shou knew he couldn’t hide it anymore, so he nodded and said, "If I don’t eat, I won’t live past three days."