Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 255 - 252 The Rabbit Becomes an Official [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 255: Chapter 252 The Rabbit Becomes an Official [Subscribe Please]_1

As soon as the Sun Wandering God heard this, his legs went weak and he almost planted his face on the ground, angrily saying, "What did you call me?"

Qin Shou, as if it were the most natural thing in the world, replied, "Calling you ’Sun,’ of course."

"Haha... calling you ’Sun,’ haha... Well, aren’t you ’Sun’!" Golden Horn and Silver Horn burst into laughter upon hearing this name.

The Sun Wandering God shouted furiously, "What’s so funny! You’re ’Sun’! Your grandpa ’Sun’!"

Qin Shou nodded solemnly and with utmost seriousness bowed respectfully to a stone lion nearby, saying, "Grandpa!"

The Sun Wandering God’s face instantly turned green!

Then the Rabbit looked at him with extreme solemnity and said, "This is my grandpa; if you want to ’Sun,’ go ahead. Remember, from now on you’d better treat him well, and if you dare mistreat him, I’ll never let you off the hook!"

"Pfft..." Baiwen and Raoteng couldn’t hold back and finally burst into laughter.

The Sun Wandering God’s face turned pitch black as he furiously said, "Rabbit!"

Qin Shou bared his teeth and said, "Sun, what’s wrong with you?"

"Don’t call me ’Sun’!" shouted the Sun Wandering God. But as soon as he said it, he felt there was something really awkward about it.

Qin Shou laughed heartily, "What’s the matter? Got erectile dysfunction? Can’t ’Sun’ anymore?"

The Sun Wandering God shouted, "You’re insulting a Heavenly God!"

Qin Shou looked at the Sun Wandering God with a completely puzzled face and said, "How could that be possible? I’m a good person, how could I possibly insult you! Old Sun, don’t get so agitated. Look, people with the surname Wang are called Old Wang; people with the surname Song are called Old Song; you’re the Sun Wandering God, so I called you Old Sun, what’s wrong with that? But I think you’re still young, calling you Old Sun is too old. So I just call you ’Sun’—there you go..."

Having said that, Qin Shou wrote two large characters on another stone lion—There You Go!

"Haha..." Upon seeing this, Golden Horn and Silver Horn couldn’t stop laughing, pointing at the lion and saying, "This lion is called ’There You Go’... Haha!"

The Sun Wandering God was completely speechless; he found that no matter how he argued with this Rabbit, he could never outtalk him...

At this moment, Ye Yi flew down and whispered, "Hold it in, don’t forget the purpose of our visit!"

Remembering his purpose, the Sun Wandering God took a deep breath and said, "Rabbit, I’ve come to talk business with you today."

Qin Shou exclaimed in surprise, "Business? What’s up? You want to drink?"

As soon as the Sun Wandering God heard about drinking, he immediately thought of that brutal beating... His body couldn’t help but shudder, saying, "Stop digressing! Look at my body, doesn’t something seem off?"

Qin Shou nodded, "Hmm, something does seem off..."

The Sun Wandering God said through gritted teeth, "Can you focus on the important part!"

Qin Shou immediately became serious and replied, "All right! Focus on the important part! I’m telling you, I really can’t cure this illness of yours, stop coming to me!"

Upon hearing this, Baiwen, Raoteng, Golden Horn, and Silver Horn all looked at the Sun Wandering God with an ’I should have known’ expression.

The Sun Wandering God felt his veins nearly bursting in frustration as he roared, "Rabbit!"

"Boss, calm down... focus on the purpose, the key points," Ye Yi quickly advised.

The Sun Wandering God, holding back his rage, said, "Rabbit, I got attacked."

Qin Shou asked, "By a man?"

The Sun Wandering God shivered with anger, but still contained himself and did not address the Rabbit’s question, continuing, "I was seriously injured."

Qin Shou asked, "Did you tear your anus, is it bleeding? You didn’t get pregnant, did you?"

The Sun Wandering God clenched his fists, suppressing the urge to kill the Rabbit and said, "I can’t work anymore; I need to find someone to temporarily replace me in patrolling the Three Realms. I thought about it and you are the most suitable. How about it? Do you want to give it a try?"

After finishing, the Sun Wandering God looked hopefully at the Rabbit.

But the Rabbit bared his teeth and curtly said, "Nope, not trying!"

What sort of relationship did the Sun Wandering God have with him?

From the first encounter, when the Sun Wandering God was invited by the Dragon Palace Crown Prince to trip him up, then ended up being brutally thrashed threefold by Big Fool; to the next time he discovered Qin Shou in the Lower Realm and wanted to report him, only to get beaten to a pulp by Wu Gang...

It could be said that the Sun Wandering God had absolutely no fondness for Qin Shou!

Is it possible that someone like that, if he had something good, would let Qin Shou benefit from it?

Therefore, Qin Shou decisively refused!

The Sun Wandering God said, "Are you sure? As the Sun Wandering God, you could freely roam heaven and earth. Moreover, supervising everything, the power is not small, you know..."

Qin Shou, upon hearing this, actually became a bit tempted.

He had visited the Earthly Immortal Realm; the Earthly Immortal Realm and the Immortal Realm were truly different—a beautiful backyard versus the magnificent, stirring rage of the Yangtze River...

As a true man, Qin Shou truly longed for the Earthly Immortal Realm.

But still, the same question remained: what exactly was the Sun Wandering God after?

The Sun Wandering God said, "Rabbit, I gave you your chance. If you don’t want to take it, then forget it. I’ll find someone else...Honestly, if the other Heavenly Gods weren’t each busy with their own duties, do you think I would come to you? Psh!"

Having said that, the Sun Wandering God turned and walked away.

At this moment, Raoteng sidled up and said, "Rabbit, the position of the Sun Wandering God is extremely lucrative... Do you know why he’s so hated? That guy isn’t just a telltale God; he’s also a blackmailing God! The key is, his blackmailing is ignored by the Jade Emperor—as long as he doesn’t go too far, then it’s definitely..."

Baiwen joined in, "Then it’s definitely strutting around like you own the place!"

Qin Shou frowned and said, "He blackmails, and the Jade Emperor doesn’t care?"

Golden Horn snorted, "Ignorant rabbit, it’s not so easy being the Sun Wandering God. Once you take up that role, you must oversee the world. If you see and don’t report, that’s a grave crime, but if you see and do report, how many people will you offend? With so many offended, the resulting karma will inevitably catch up. Look at the Sun Wandering God, his health is not stable, clearly a sign of being dealt with... Since he’s taking such a big risk, naturally, there has to be some perks. This bribery and corruption, as long as it’s in moderation, of course no one cares."

When Silverhorn heard this, he stealthily pinched Golden Horn’s lower back and whispered, "Golden Horn, what are you doing? Why are you even clearing the rabbit’s confusion? If he became the Sun Wandering God, how can we settle scores with him? If we really annoy the guy, he’ll be squatting in our house every day... Can we even live like that?"

Golden Horn chuckled and replied in a whisper, "Idiot, being the Sun Wandering God will surely entangle him in karma! You’ve seen it yourself, capable of entering the Imperial Garden where no one else may, and both Baiwen and Raoteng have said that the Jade Emperor favors this rabbit very much. How could we really kill such a rabbit? But while we can’t make a move, others can, right? Moreover, without becoming the Sun Wandering God, he won’t come out! Can we honestly wait here for years?"

Realizing the truth, Silverhorn said, "I see. If he comes out, we can make our move."

Golden Horn said, "Act? No, we don’t have to lift a finger. There’s definitely a problem with the Sun Wandering God seeking his replacement... I bet, that guy is scheming against the rabbit. Just make it happen, and the rabbit won’t die but will certainly suffer."

Realization dawned on Silverhorn, "I see! What about the Eight Trigrams Furnace?"

"As long as he comes out, we discuss it with the Sun Wandering God, and as soon as he takes up his position again, the rabbit will no longer be the Sun Wandering God and won’t be in the Imperial Garden, then we can take action immediately... Heh heh," said Golden Horn.

Silverhorn laughed, "Clever... truly clever! This way, we won’t be attacking a Heavenly God, we can retrieve the Eight Trigrams Furnace, and do it all smoothly without any effort, haha..."

Golden Horn said, "Exactly."

"Really?" Qin Shou was skeptical of Golden Horn, turning to look at Baiwen and Raoteng.

Baiwen and Raoteng both nodded repeatedly, "It’s true, but there are risks, after all, with so much karma..."

Upon hearing about karma, Qin Shou’s heart beat faster—he wasn’t afraid of karma! As long as there was enough karma, with the resources he had, he could advance again at any time! With increased strength, whom would he fear?

Watching the Sun Wandering God nearly out of sight, Qin Shou called out, "Sun Wandering God!"

The Sun Wandering God swayed, almost falling over, and cursed inwardly, "Damn rabbit, just you wait!"

Then, the Sun Wandering God turned around and asked, "What do you want?"

"You see, you admitted it yourself, so from now on, I’ll just call you ’Sun’," Qin Shou said matter-of-factly.

The Sun Wandering God, knowing he couldn’t outwit the rabbit, simply asked, "What exactly do you want?"

Qin Shou smiled and said, "Nothing much; I, the great Rabbit, will take on your job!"

"Really?" the Sun Wandering God asked in surprise.

Qin Shou raised his head proudly and said, "Of course!"

The Sun Wandering God smiled; he waved his hand and a Token flew towards Qin Shou.

Qin Shou caught it with his hand and saw it was a dual-colored Token, with one white side bearing an image of the sun with the character for ’day’ on it, and the other black side bearing an image of the moon with the character for ’night’ on it.

Qin Shou exclaimed, "It really is ’Sun’..."

The Sun Wandering God’s face darkened as he said, "This is the Daynight Token. With this Token in hand, you are the Daynight Wandering God. You may come and go on the Three Immortals Road unobstructed by anyone... Moreover, the Daynight Token has several functions: first, it includes the Sun-Moon Flowing Portal, which when activated, will bring your speed to the utmost limit.

Second, during the night, you can use the Token to achieve the effect of Night Travel Invisible, which makes you invisible—far more advanced than any Invisibility Technique.

Third, the Earthly Immortal Realm is vast beyond measure; you can’t rely just on flying. You can use the Daynight Token to utilize any Array at will to travel anywhere.

All right, that’s all I have to say, goodbye!"

After that, the Sun Wandering God ran off as if he were afraid Qin Shou would change his mind.

Qin Shou stroked his chin, pondering. He truly hadn’t found any traps... So he sat at the doorway, cheerfully studying the Daynight Token. As his Divine Sense probed into the Daynight Token, Qin Shou immediately sensed the aura of the Sun Wandering God and some shadowy figures of bats—those were the Night Wandering Gods.

These shadows proved the Token still belonged to the Daynight Wandering God, but as Qin Shou’s Divine Sense entered, the shadows guided him to gain temporary authority over the Daynight Token. Simultaneously, streams of information and spells also flowed into Qin Shou’s sea of consciousness.

These were the spells to activate various functions of the Daynight Token...

Ever since the era of Divine Enthronement, it was fashionable to talk about loaning magic treasures. But a borrowed magic treasure was still borrowed...

What if you lent it out and the person didn’t return it? Wouldn’t that be a loss?