Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 254 - 251 Trapping the Damn Rabbit [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 254: Chapter 251 Trapping the Damn Rabbit [Subscribe Please]_1

Whoosh!

A rabbit soared to the mountaintop...

Thud, thud!

Two muffled sounds: one was the rabbit face-planting on the ground, the other the sound of some bird landing—no one knew what kind it was!

The bird wasn’t very big, its body completely white and featherless—in fact, it was a cleaned, ready-to-cook plucked bird!

Qin Shou subconsciously thought of the White Tiger. If that was the White Tiger, then this... couldn’t be a Phoenix or a Vermilion Bird, could it?

However, Qin Shou knew that women were fierce, incredibly badass—they could catch anything, so nothing was really a surprise.

Therefore, he didn’t bother to ask. Pulling out the Eight Trigrams Furnace, he said, "Time to get to work!"

"Alright! No problem!" The Eight Trigrams Furnace was extraordinarily proactive this time, even a bit smug.

Qin Shou was taken aback and asked, "Have you been secretly eating the ash inside the furnace?"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace was perplexed, "What do you mean?"

Qin Shou said, "You’re acting as if you’re on the wrong meds..."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace: "..."

Qin Shou said, "I asked you to make a meal before, and you acted as if your parents had died, wailing and throwing a fit, flat-out refusing. Why are you so agreeable this time?"

Only then did the Eight Trigrams Furnace understand, and with a hee-hee chuckle said, "I had never cooked before... But after doing it at noon, I found that cooking is much easier than alchemy. Plus, once it’s done, it smells so good... Tsk tsk..."

As it spoke, the Eight Trigrams Furnace smacked its lips subconsciously.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and slapped it, saying, "You’re just a furnace without even a mouth. How would you know what smells good?"

"I may not be able to eat, but can’t I smell? Besides, the stuff’s in my belly, what’s the difference between that and eating it?" The Eight Trigrams Furnace retorted smugly, "Furthermore, the food you eat... isn’t that the stuff I ’produce’..."

Before it could finish, a cold breeze blew by...

The Eight Trigrams Furnace shivered and quickly said, "I mean, isn’t it something I painstakingly make? I feel a sense of achievement."

Qin Shou laughed—the Eight Trigrams Furnace hadn’t finished its sentence, but he understood everything.

Since the Eight Trigrams Furnace cooked within its belly, the finished products could indeed be interpreted as being ’expelled’ or ’regurgitated’... With that thought, Qin Shou, who often didn’t get his share of the food, suddenly felt a bit more balanced. Unconsciously, he glanced maliciously at the White Bone Hall...

"Rabbit, how should we cook this bird?" the Eight Trigrams Furnace asked, curious as a baby.

Qin Shou wasn’t even sure what kind of bird it was, but to keep it simple, he decided to just follow the recipe for boiled chicken—simple and hassle-free...

Meanwhile, at Lingxiao Hall.

"Your Majesty, the Jade Emperor, the Day Wandering God was attacked while patrolling the Lower Realm, sustaining serious injuries and cannot recover quickly. We need to designate someone to take over the duties of the Day Wandering God," reported Li Jing as he stepped forward.

The Jade Emperor asked, "Taibai Star Monarch, which of the Heavenly Gods can take over the duties of the Day Wandering God?"

"Your Majesty, all Official Gods in the Heavenly Court are currently fulfilling their roles, and there are no other Heavenly Gods available to take over the duties of the Day Wandering God," Taibai Star Monarch thought for a moment then shook his head.

Hearing Taibai Star Monarch say this, some heavenly beings quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

In the eyes of many, being the Day Wandering God—a god who reports others—definitely comes with considerable power. Setting people up behind their backs is worrisome.

However, the Daynight Wandering God accrues considerable karma due to reporting, which inevitably offends many.

Such karma is bound to be repaid eventually...

Now that the Day Wandering God was attacked and injured, it just confirmed everything.

So, no one was really willing to step in and take over the duties of the Day Wandering God... Whether a Heavenly God or an Immortal, everyone sought a carefree life, so who would want to invite trouble?

"Your Majesty, I would like to recommend someone who can take on the duties of the Day Wandering God," Nezha stepped forward and spoke up at that moment.

"Third Prince, the duties of the Day Wandering God are not suitable for just anyone. First and foremost, one must possess a responsible heart and a strong sense of integrity. Otherwise, merely reporting without action is useless. It’s not easy to find such a person," someone remarked ruefully.

Nezha chuckled, "The person I’m recommending will definitely be up to the task, rest assured!"

The crowd grew curious...

The Fire God asked, "Third Prince, whom are you referring to?"

Nezha gave a bow to the Jade Emperor and said, "Your Majesty, I recommend the rabbit guarding the Imperial Garden, Qin Shou!"

"What?" Hearing the name Qin Shou, all the Immortals were stunned.

Lately, this rabbit had become too famous; brought up for discussion every now and then, it was impossible not to know of him.

When everyone checked into this rabbit’s story, they realized that wherever this damn rabbit went, there wasn’t a single place that remained peaceful! He was essentially a troublemaker with a knack for stirring things up!

The key point was, this guy really seemed to be fearless of both heaven and earth, causing trouble everywhere and actually enjoying it.

But, to have such a troublemaker take on the duties of the Day Wandering God... was that really appropriate?

"It is not suitable for the rabbit to descend to the Lower Realm, are there any other candidates?" At this point, the Jade Emperor spoke up.

Nezha was caught off guard, not expecting the Jade Emperor to say such a thing. Since the Jade Emperor had put it that way, it was no longer his place to insist, so he had no choice but to give up.

The discussion continued, but in the end, no one was willing to temporarily cover for the duties of the Day Wandering God.

The news reached the home

"Boss, there’s just no way around it! That’s the rule of Heaven, if no one does the inspection for you, you have to do it yourself," Ye Yi shouted.

"Big brother is right, if you’re not dead you have to show up!" Ye Er said.

Ye San chimed in, "Even if you’re dead, we’ll drag you there!"

Ye Shiwu snickered, "Why do I feel like vomiting when I listen to you guys..."

"Hahaha..." the other Travel Gods burst into laughter.

"Shut up!" The Day Wandering God roared furiously, scaring the Night Wandering Gods into scattering like birds and beasts.

The Day Wandering God looked at his body that was flickering between light and dark, and muttered, "With the way I am now, if I go out again and get attacked by that thing, I might have to roll back onto the Investiture of the Gods to reassemble my Divine Body. I don’t want to go through that painful experience again... I must find someone to do the inspection for me."

"Boss, I have a candidate," Ye Yi approached, speaking in a mysterious tone.

"Who?" the Day Wandering God asked.

Ye Yi snickered, "That rabbit... He runs so fast and loves causing trouble. Most importantly, he’s got a grudge against us! If he goes to the Lower Realm and gets attacked too... If he kicks the bucket... tsk tsk... He doesn’t have the Investiture of the Gods to help reconstitute his Divine Body."

The Day Wandering God narrowed his eyes and said, "But the Jade Emperor said he’s not allowed to descend to the Lower Realm."

Ye Yi said, "But he’s been there before, right? And nothing happened. If he could go once, he could go twice. Besides, we’re only giving him the Day Wandering God’s token, asking him to help us inspect the Heavenly Realm. If he gets greedy and goes to the Lower Realm on his own, what does that have to do with us?"

The Day Wandering God slapped his thigh, grabbed Ye Yi, planted a kiss on him, and then burst into laughter, "That’s an excellent idea! Let’s do it!"

With that, the Day Wandering God got up and ran off...

Meanwhile, Qin Shou was sitting on the ground, looking up at a woman as she ate a huge bird...

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "Miss, I’m hungry too."

Thwack!

A big chunk of meat flew at him, and Qin Shou caught it smoothly. Upon closer inspection, his face darkened—it was the bird’s butt!

The woman said, "This is your reward."

After she spoke, the woman walked away...

Qin Shou sat there, looking at the bird’s butt the size of a bowl in his hand, then at the woman’s retreating figure, and finally his gaze landed on the woman’s butt. He opened his mouth wide and ate the bird’s butt...

And then...

"Damn... this is delicious? No wonder so many people like eating chicken butts. Really tasty..." Qin Shou exclaimed.

"Really? Butts are tasty too?" the Eight Trigrams Furnace leaned in and asked.

Qin Shou said, "What does it matter to you if it’s true or not? Can you even eat?"

After speaking, Qin Shou grabbed the Eight Trigrams Furnace, ignored its strong protests, and stuffed it into the Black Demon Box.

Then, Qin Shou happily went down the mountain...

At the foot of the mountain, a little tree sat there, swaying its body, making a rustling sound. Flowers on the ground, whether blown by the wind or not, were also swaying along.

"Little Tree, what are you doing?" Qin Shou asked.

The Little Tree gestured to be quiet and then pointed at the surrounding plants and trees, miming a sleeping action.

Qin Shou was at a loss for words, learning for the first time that plants and trees could also sleep... and needed a lullaby before bedtime...

Shaking his head, Qin Shou walked off, coming to the entrance where he looked outside. Raoteng was leaning on Baiwen, sound asleep.

Opposite them, Golden Horn and Silver Horn sat in a row, arms crossed, staring at the entrance with a determination that seemed to say they wouldn’t give up until they captured the rabbit.

"Rabbit!" When they saw him, they immediately shouted excitedly.

Frightened, Baiwen and Raoteng hurriedly got up and stood up straight, acting as though they were very dedicated to their jobs.

But they realized there was no one around besides Golden Horn, Silver Horn, and the rabbit...

They breathed a sigh of relief, preparing to continue their sleep.

Before Qin Shou could respond, a voice came from a distance with a hint of malicious laughter, "I assigned you to guard the Imperial Garden, and here you are sleeping! I’ve caught you red-handed; now wait to be disciplined!"

The moment the sound echoed, Baiwen and Raoteng suddenly jolted awake completely.

The crowd looked in the direction of the voice, only to see the Day Wandering God swaying toward them from far away, his flickering body making him seem like he might vanish at any moment.

"Day Wandering God sir, you are mistaken; we were not sleeping. We were merely changing our stance to guard the gate," Raoteng said quickly.

Baiwen added, "Right, right, we were just switching positions, that’s all."

"You had your eyes closed," the Day Wandering God said.

Baiwen quickly said, "We closed our eyes to confuse the enemy, making them think we can’t see anything. They would let their guard down, and then we would catch them in the act!"

Raoteng said, "Yes, yes, this is the latest technique we’ve devised called the ’Decoy Guarding Method’!"

"Pah! As if I’d believe you lot! Just brace yourselves for an investigation!" the Day Wandering God scoffed and threatened.

Qin Shou raised his eyebrows; Baiwen and Raoteng were his people now, and seeing them bullied like this was unacceptable.

So Qin Shou deftly changed the subject, "Day, what’s wrong with your body? Did you cultivate a new Magic? That’s some fancy flashing you’ve got there!"

PS: The afternoon Chapter will be posted later.