Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 250 - 247: Elevator [Subscribe Please] _1

Chapter 250: Chapter 247: Elevator [Subscribe Please] _1

Immortal Xu’s mind conjured up an image of a rabbit stretching out its paws as soon as he heard that, exclaiming, "Two Moon Palaces!"

Immortal Xu’s heart skipped a beat and he asked, "Fellow Daoists, why do you ask about this?"

Silverhorn was about to say something when Golden Horn kicked him and took the lead, saying, "It’s nothing, that rabbit just went to our Doushuai Palace, and we brothers found him quite amusing, so we wanted to meet with him."

Upon hearing that, Silverhorn finally realized he and Golden Horn were the child servants designated to guard the Doushuai Palace.

If it became known that two people guarding the Doushuai Palace had their Eight Trigrams Furnace stolen by a rabbit, that would be utterly embarrassing! Embarrassment was one thing, but if the Dao Ancestor found out, they feared they might be dismissed on the spot...

Embarrassment, losing positions, that’s unacceptable!

So Silverhorn went along with it, "Right, we just want to get to know him. Hearing you say this, do you know that rabbit?"

Upon hearing this, Immortal Xu couldn’t help but wryly smile to himself, thinking: What merits does that rabbit have to be acquainted with so many Immortals? Tianpeng Marshal, Immortal Master of Clear Origin and Good Path, Kong Xuan, Kitchen God, Craftsman God, Wenqu Star Monarch... Ah, now even the Dao Ancestor’s child servants are in a rush to meet him... Ah... It seems I can’t avoid dealing with these two Moon Palaces, well then, I might as well get ready.

With a bitter heart, Immortal Xu pointed into the distance, saying, "That Rab... Lord Rabbit should be in the Imperial Garden. If you two wish to find him, you might try looking in the Imperial Garden..."

Golden Horn and Silverhorn immediately thanked him and then took off running to chase the rabbit.

However, they were stopped at the entrance of the Imperial Garden.

"Do you know who we are? We are the Dao Ancestor’s child servants, Golden Spirit and Silver Spirit! How could we not be allowed into a mere Imperial Garden?" Silverhorn was extremely annoyed, just having the Eight Trigrams Furnace stolen by a rabbit and having to suffer an indignity, and now even a trivial Mountain God and God of Land dared to block their path, this was very bothersome, extremely bothersome!

Golden Horn’s face turned gloomy as he said, "Are you two going to step aside on your own or should we report this and send you packing?"

Baiwen and Raoteng also looked utterly miserable. Although those two in front of them held no official titles, they were practically living ancestors, the Dao Ancestor’s child servants—who would dare to provoke them?

Perhaps someone would, but they truly dared not!

So Baiwen said with a forced smile, "Immortals, please calm your anger. We are simply following an imperial edict from the Jade Emperor and have to stand here to block anyone from entering. The Jade Emperor has declared that, without his permission, no one shall be allowed to enter. Please don’t make it difficult for us small deities..."

Silverhorn was about to explode with anger, but when he heard it was the Jade Emperor’s order, he immediately backed down.

Others might not be clear about it, but he and Golden Horn were very aware that although they were child servants of the Dao Ancestor, who was the Dao Ancestor? A Saint!

Would a Saint act unreasonably towards others? Even if they were the Saint’s child servants, if they acted recklessly and disrupted order, they would still not escape punishment!

It’s one thing to put on airs in front of the trivial Mountain God and God of Land, but if this escalated to the Jade Emperor, they would likely be the ones at a disadvantage.

Silverhorn glanced at Golden Horn, meaning, "What do we do? We can’t get in!"

After thinking for a while, Golden Horn said gravely, "Have you two seen a rabbit going in?"

"A rabbit?" Baiwen and Raoteng were taken aback, then they remembered the direction in which Qin Shou had left, and considering these two child servants from the Doushuai Palace and the rabbit’s incessant mutterings about an Alchemy Furnace...

Both of them instantly understood everything and quickly nodded, "He went in, he’s inside right now."

Golden Horn and Silverhorn, upon hearing this, also felt a bit helpless... With the rabbit inside, they really had no options.

Golden Horn, not giving up, asked, "Does he live inside?"

Raoteng shook his head, "Not exactly, he usually comes in the morning and leaves in the evening."

"That’ll do. We’ll just wait here! I don’t believe he won’t come out!" Golden Horn said huffily, sitting at the door to wait.

Silverhorn, always more restless than Golden Horn, said while standing at the entrance, calling out, "Come out, you damn rabbit! Show yourself if you’re a man! Always hiding, can you even be considered a man?"

Silverhorn’s voice, amplified by magic, directed only inside the Imperial Garden, could not be clearly heard outside. After shouting a few times, there was finally a stir within...

A white head peeked out from the gate and said, "What are you yelling for? What nonsense is this?"

Golden Horn and Silverhorn saw it and exclaimed simultaneously, "Rabbit!"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and retorted, "No shit, if it’s not a rabbit, could it be a cow? What kind of eyesight, what kind of intelligence?"

"Rabbit, hand over what you took! We’ll let you off with your life!" Golden Horn demanded.

Following his lead, Silverhorn said, "Right, hand it over quickly!"

Qin Shou chuckled upon hearing this, then playfully remarked, "Just give me a moment to put on some makeup!"

After those words, Qin Shou withdrew...

Golden Horn and Silverhorn watched, their hearts suddenly fluttering, thinking that damn rabbit must be up to some mischief again.

At that moment, behind the gate, a pitch-black dog’s leg stretched out, followed by the bending and straightening of a little leg, and a dog’s paw resting upon its thigh, rubbing it back and forth...

Seeing this, Golden Horn and Silverhorn both felt deeply unsettled, associating it with the mischievous dog transformation of that damn rabbit, their entire beings overwhelmed.

Baiwen and Raoteng, who hadn’t seen Qin Shou’s previous antics, were completely puzzled by what they were witnessing, their heads craned curiously to watch.

Baiwen took out a gourd of wine for Raoteng, remarking, "Since we’re just watching the show, it’s not too much to have a little wine and some snacks, right?"

Agreeing with him, Raoteng offered a chicken leg to Baiwen, and they began to eat and watch contentedly...

Just then, a paw clawed at the doorpost, and a big Black Dog with blushed cheeks and eyeshadow shyly poked its head out, "Gentlemen, won’t you acknowledge me with a word?"

"Pfft pfft..."

Raoteng and Baiwen, standing still, began spouting like miniature intermittent fountains, occasionally spitting out a mouthful of wine or bits of chicken leg...

Golden Horn and Silver Horn’s faces turned black in an instant...

"Rabbit, you’re pushing it!" Golden Horn yelled angrily!

Silver Horn followed, "Right, you’ve pushed it enough!"

The gate was fully open, Qin Shou leaned against the door frame, looking languid and incredibly flirtatious, "Oh my... weren’t we clear? You should answer when I call you. Failing to do so is admitting defeat..."

"If we’re defeated, then so be it! Besides, we’re supposed to call you as well. When you lose, it’ll be a tie!" Silver Horn yelled.

Golden Horn added, "Right, even if it kills us, we won’t acknowledge your call!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou said, "Remember, you said it yourselves, you’re conceding defeat."

Both nodded.

Qin Shou instantly transformed back into a rabbit and then grinned, "Well, you don’t need to call me anymore, I admit defeat. Since it’s a draw, let’s all just go back to our own homes, goodbye!"

After finishing his words, Qin Shou was about to close the gate!

"Wait a minute! Rabbit, you’ve stolen something of ours, you should at least return it, right?" Silver Horn called out.

Qin Shou replied with a smile, "Why should I return something I obtained fair and square?"

"You..." Golden Horn and Silver Horn were at a loss for words from frustration.

Qin Shou continued, "If you really want it, you can come and get it."

After speaking, Qin Shou took a step back and cheerfully watched the two.

The two were speechless. Enter? If they dared, why would they bother arguing here?

Qin Shou said, "I’ll give you three seconds to decide. If you come in, I’ll return it; if not, I’ll be on my way."

"Damn rabbit, stop jabbering useless things. If you’re so capable, come out here!" Golden Horn could no longer suppress his anger.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou crossed his arms and huffed, "What’s up? Looking for a fight? Alright! Today, I’m up for taking you both on at once!"

Upon hearing this, Silver Horn couldn’t help but laugh, "Good, come on out and let’s see who’s better!"

Qin Shou said, "Why go through all that trouble? Come in here, and we’ll have a proper showdown! I can take you both on without even getting winded!"

Golden Horn and Silver Horn were once again left speechless. Enter? If they could, they wouldn’t be asking you to come out, would they?

Qin Shou had estimated they wouldn’t dare come in, so he started stretching his legs and swinging his fists at the gate, with a look of high spirits and challenging, "Come on then, I’m itching for a good fight! Bring it on, one by one or two at a time! Just don’t chicken out!"

Golden Horn and Silver Horn felt like they were about to explode with frustration, cursing silently, "How could this damn rabbit be so shameless?"

In the end, Silver Horn gritted his teeth and said, "Rabbit, I don’t believe you won’t come out!"

Golden Horn nodded in agreement, "Right, we’ll just wait here. Should you dare to come out, huh huh!"

Qin Shou, hearing this, cocked his head and looked at them, "Fine, you guys just wait here then, goodbye!"

Just then, a shadow flashed past behind Qin Shou...

Qin Shou instinctively looked back, only to see a little tree sprinting past...

Seeing this, Qin Shou shouted, "Little tree, wait up!"

Qin Shou had already started running as he spoke...

Golden Horn and Silver Horn, seeing the rabbit take off, felt a bit uneasy. If they couldn’t get the Eight Trigrams Furnace back, they were afraid their days would be tough once the Dao Ancestor returned...

Just as the two were restless, a white figure flitted past the gate, and then sounds of loud shouting came from behind the wall, "Don’t run! Just give me some twigs and that’s it!"

Then, after a while, a small tree ran past again, and the rabbit followed, "Actually, I don’t want the twigs, can we just talk? Look at me, rabbit hugging a tree!"

"Smack!"

"Ah!"

A rabbit was sent flying into the distance...

Golden Horn and Silver Horn looked up at the rabbit flying away and sighed, "If only it flew out here, that would be so much better..."

Thud!

Qin Shou landed at the bottom of the mountain, shaking his head, "Ah, the elevator’s fine and all, just the landing system is a bit off."

Indeed, Qin Shou had only two reasons for chasing after the small tree sapling, one was because he thought the sapling was fun, and the other was that he was too lazy to fly and wanted to use the elevator...

Adjusting his large ears, at this moment...

"Little rabbit, did you find the pot?" A woman’s voice came from the palace.

Qin Shou called out, "All set, all set! Found everything, miss, how do you like this one?"

By the time he finished speaking, Qin Shou had almost reached the gate.