Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 248 - 245 Butt Outside_1

Chapter 248: Chapter 245 Butt Outside_1

Indeed, as soon as the black ashes entered my mouth, they transformed into Yuan Qi that surged into my body!

The cells within Qin Shou’s body celebrated like it was New Year’s, excitedly opening their mouths wide to crazily absorb it!

"Haha... what a treasure!" Qin Shou was ecstatic, licking even faster.

"Silly Rabbit, are you trying to get yourself killed?" the Eight Trigrams Furnace panicked and shouted.

After Qin Shou licked a couple of times, he felt the Yuan Qi churning in his stomach, which was incredibly pleasant, and laughed, "Eating a bit of your Pill Furnace’s ashes, just look at how stingy you are!"

"Silly Rabbit," the Eight Trigrams Furnace huffed, "I’ve already told you that this Pill Furnace’s ash is the transformation of countless pills, the excess efficacy of medicines. But do you know that these medicines were refined by the Old Gentleman? If it was good efficacy, would the Old Gentleman leave any excess behind?"

Qin Shou was startled and asked, "What do you mean?"

The Eight Trigrams Furnace explained, "These efficacies are either extremely poisonous or carry other negative effects. These effects are detrimental to pill formation, so they were left behind... That is to say, what you just licked wasn’t medicine, but poison! I’ve refined who knows how many medicines over the years, and I’ve used countless toxic ingredients... With the few licks you took... Well, do you have any last words to say?"

Qin Shou patted his belly and said, "It’s over... I’ve ingested poison..."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace chuckled, "That’s right, little rabbit. I can’t be blamed for this; you ate it yourself. Heh heh..."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace was a bit smug... Obviously, it seemed like it was just a Furnace and fairly honest.

But from the moment the Rabbit entered, to how it deceitfully lured the Rabbit into the Furnace, then intentionally panted heavily, letting the greedy Rabbit eat the ashes—it clearly fit its outward appearance, which is to say, black-hearted!

Suddenly, Qin Shou clutched his stomach and screamed, "Ow... ow... it hurts so bad... wow wow wow..."

Qin Shou tumbled around inside the belly of the Eight Trigrams Furnace...

"You little rascal rabbit, it’s no use to be in pain... Any last words? If you have any, say them quickly. If I’m in a good mood, I might even pass them on for you," the Eight Trigrams Furnace said.

Qin Shou lay on the ground, struggling to raise a paw, and said, "Yes... of course I have last words."

"What last words? Speak," the Eight Trigrams Furnace said.

Qin Shou tried hard to lift his head, his face showing immense pain, and then his expression turned incredibly resolute, calling out with righteous indignation, "I want to eat another mouthful! Please let me overeat to death, wahahaha..."

Upon hearing this, the Eight Trigrams Furnace was taken aback, and then saw the Rabbit, who was supposedly dying, suddenly start hopping energetically and pounce to eat more furnace ash.

It suddenly understood that there was something peculiar about this Rabbit—it wasn’t afraid of the poison at all!

"Damn Rabbit, don’t touch that, don’t scratch... Ouch, ticklish... hahaha... damn Rabbit, stop licking, ow ow ow..." the Eight Trigrams Furnace shouted, "I’m dying of ticklishness, tickle... I’m going to shoot you, shoot your mama!"

Finally, the Eight Trigrams Furnace couldn’t take it anymore, flung open its lid with a bang, and shot the Rabbit out!

However, just as the Rabbit was about to fly out, it swung a hand and grabbed onto the edge of the Eight Trigrams Furnace, shouting, "I’m not going out! I can take another two licks! Let me back in!"

"Get lost, scram!" gusts of wind rolled up from inside the Eight Trigrams Furnace, trying to blow the Rabbit away...

But the Rabbit stubbornly clung to the edge of the Eight Trigrams Furnace, refusing to let go. The wind grew stronger and soon the Rabbit couldn’t hold on anymore, snapping its hands open...

The Eight Trigrams Furnace laughed heartily, "You little rascal, you want to play with me? Then fly... huh... let go! Let go now! It hurts, it hurts... what kind of teeth are these?!"

The Rabbit had let go of the Furnace with its hands, but at the critical moment, it clamped onto the edge of the Eight Trigrams Furnace with its big buck teeth, and it even began to bite harder and deeper!

"If you don’t let me eat my fill, dream on about me letting go!" the Rabbit yelled.

"You won’t let go, right? Fine, I’m going out to call for help to deal with you!" Having said that, the Eight Trigrams Furnace stood up!

As if human, the feet beneath the Eight Trigrams Furnace took strides and ran towards the door.

Qin Shou saw this and thought that was not good—if it ran out, he probably wouldn’t have anything to eat, nor would he be able to take the Furnace away, and he might even end up being beaten up by a gang!

So Qin Shou hurriedly yelled, "Trying to run? You’re going back in with me, Rabbit Overlord!"

With magical dexterity, Qin Shou hoisted up the Eight Trigrams Furnace. Before it could shout anything, he opened the Black Demon Box and shoved the Eight Trigrams Furnace into it.

"You little rascal, you dare steal the Dao Ancestor’s treasure! The Dao Ancestor won’t let you off! You’re done..."

Smack!

The lid of the Black Demon Box closed, and Qin Shou snickered, "What’s the matter? The Monkey can smash it, but I, the Rabbit Overlord, can’t take it? Hmph..."

As he spoke, Qin Shou looked up and was stunned!

He saw that the doors had opened at some point, and two Daoist boys were staring dumbfounded at the scene before them!

Golden Horn rubbed his eyes, dumbfounded, "Silver Horn, am I seeing things? I’ve spotted another Rabbit!"

Silver Horn also rubbed his eyes, "I think I’m seeing things too. Not only did I see a Rabbit, but this Rabbit has also stolen the Overlord’s Alchemy Furnace!"

"I think I saw it too... it’s climbing out the window," said Golden Horn.

Then, after the two exchanged glances, they came to their senses and yelled in unison, "Thief! Stop right there!"

During the conversation, the two child servants came to their senses and took off after Qin Shou!

With a graceful flip, Qin Shou squeezed through the crack of the window and then...

"Crap, my butt is a bit too fat..." muttered Qin Shou. As expected, his butt got stuck in the window gap.

Almost at the same time, Golden Horn and Silver Horn each grabbed one of Qin Shou’s hind legs and yelled, "Get back in here!"

Qin Shou shouted back, "Dream on!"

Pushing hard and silently reciting an incantation, Yuan Qi circulated within him and his body shrank in a whoosh. With a bang, like a rubber ball, he popped out and with a slap landed on the ground.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn felt the rabbit leg in their hands suddenly shrink, slipping from their grasp and allowing the rabbit to escape.

Golden Horn chuckled coldly, "Little rabbit, you think you can escape from us? Watch me crush you with a mountain!"

As he spoke, Golden Horn took out a Spirit Talisman, muttered some incantations, and waved his hand toward the still-running rabbit, chanting, "Five Mountains Moving, Suppress!"

Boom!

A mountain appeared out of nowhere in the sky, heading straight for Qin Shou!

However, the mountain shrank as it approached, and by the time it landed on Qin Shou’s head, it was no bigger than a house! Though it had shrunk in size, it hadn’t lost any of its weight. How heavy could a mountain be?

With a loud crash, the rabbit was smashed into the ground...

"Golden Horn, you missed, his head is buried in." Silver Horn, seeing the rabbit’s half-exposed hindquarters outside the mountain peak, laughed and said.

Embarrassed, Golden Horn replied, "It’s been too long since I’ve used this magic; I’m a bit rusty. I wanted to leave his head out so I could slap him around, but... it went awry..."

Silver Horn laughed heartily, "No matter, with his butt sticking out, it’s even easier to deal with. Wait for me to get a stick! To think he dared to steal from Doushuai Palace, he’s really tired of living! We’ve been bored out of our minds; today’s the perfect day to make his butt blossom! Uh, it looks like the rabbit is moving."

"Impossible, this Five Mountains Seal may not be the real Five Mountain Range, but it is still a mountain formed by the power of the Five Mountains, weighing thousands of tons! It’s already a miracle that the rabbit wasn’t crushed to death, and yet it can still move?" Golden Horn said in surprise.

No sooner had he spoken than they heard the rabbit’s voice from under the mountain, "Pah! Can’t move? I’ll show you how ’I’ can move!"

In the midst of talking, the rabbit kicked its legs twice and then, like a mole, burrowed into the mountain!

Silver Horn laughed, "It’s useless for you to burrow into the mountain, it’s not a real mountain, this is—"

"Crap! I don’t know what magic treasure this rabbit used, but my Five Mountains Seal is rapidly depleting!" Golden Horn exclaimed.

At that moment, the rabbit was chomping away inside with its mouth wide open, chomp chomp, whether it’s mud or dirt, once in its belly, it all converts to Yuan Qi! Especially this mountain formed by the Five Mountains Seal, although it looks like stone, once it’s eaten, it immediately disintegrates into mighty Yuan Qi! Exceedingly pure Earth-type Yuan Qi!

After feeling it out, Qin Shou was ecstatic, "Wahaha... It just so happens I’m hungry, haha..."

With no further courtesy, Qin Shou devoured his way through like a mole, following the richest vein of Yuan Qi, and soon, after gnawing away at the stone before him, he saw a Spirit Talisman glowing with a dull yellow light!

There were tons of talismanic inscriptions on the Spirit Talisman, forming a hand seal...

However, Qin Shou didn’t understand it and couldn’t be bothered to, he just needed to confirm the talisman was rich in Yuan Qi, and that was enough!

So Qin Shou rushed over, grabbed the talisman, crumpled it up, and stuffed it into his mouth. He chewed it a couple of times before swallowing it...

The next moment, to Qin Shou’s surprise, the surrounding mountain roared and then exploded with a bang!

All the stones began to collapse in the sky, eventually dispersing into a sky full of Yuan Qi, fading away!

Qin Shou, taken aback, smacked his lips and said, "I think I ate something quite extraordinary..."

"My Five Mountains Seal talisman! You damn rabbit, spit it out!" Seeing this, Golden Horn immediately felt a pang of loss and rushed towards Qin Shou, shouting.

At this point, Qin Shou also snapped back to his senses. Without a mountain, and with two little Daoist boys on hand, if he didn’t run now, when would he?

So Qin Shou turned and ran, shouting as he went, "What’s the big deal about gobbling up one of your Spirit Talismans? Do you really need to chase me like this?"

Golden Horn, furious, yelled, "That was personally written by the Emperor of Five Mountains, we only had three! You ate one of my Spirit Talismans, I will never let this go!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou burst into laughter, "So it wasn’t just scrap paper after all, no wonder it felt so warm in my belly, haha..."

"You’re laughing?" Golden Horn shouted in anger.

Just then, Silver Horn caught up and chuckled, "Golden Horn, don’t be so quick to anger, we’ve been bored stiff here. Since the rabbit’s looking for trouble, let’s make the most of it..."

Golden Horn asked, "How should we play?"

Silver Horn grinned wickedly and said, "Of course by playing him to death... hehe."

As he spoke, Silver Horn took out a gourd and tossed it in his hand, saying, "We’ll worry about how to play later, let’s catch him first."

Then, Silver Horn turned the gourd upside down and shouted, "Rabbit, stop running for a moment, we promise we won’t chase you, let’s talk, shall we?"