Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 244 - 241: Blowing Hot Air [Subscribe Please] _1

Chapter 244: Chapter 241: Blowing Hot Air [Subscribe Please] _1

Qin Shou was startled, then chuckled hehe and said, "Don’t be like that. The rabbits on the mountain look quite plump, give me a bite, will you?"

"No way! They’re mine!" Chang’e snatched up the rabbit, looking fierce and vengeful, then bit off the rabbit’s head...

Seeing this, Qin Shou shuddered on the spot, thinking to himself: Why have the women I’ve met these past two days all been so fierce?

However, Qin Shou wasn’t afraid of Chang’e. He leaned in and casually grabbed a beauty from the pavilion and said, "If I can’t eat rabbit, then it’s okay for me to eat a beauty, right? Look at her, such big breasts, she must be juicy!"

The beauty Qin Shou grabbed was none other than a figurine modeled after Chang’e...

When Chang’e heard this, her pretty face blushed and she yanked on Qin Shou’s ear, snatching back the figurine and said, "You eat those with smaller breasts!"

No sooner had Chang’e finished her sentence did she realize something was off about what she’d just said...

Just as she was about to say something, she found out that the damn rabbit had already grabbed the remaining three beauties and stuffed them into his mouth, eating while saying, "Hmm, the breasts are indeed a size smaller... But the taste is good, with the scent of plum, daffodil, and lotus... Geez, did you kill the flower seller or what?"

Chang’e was speechless again...

The pastries were indeed tastier than Qin Shou had imagined, but he was a typical carnivore, someone who never got tired of meat and didn’t care much about eating less of other things.

After breakfast, Chang’e suddenly came up mysteriously and said to Qin Shou, "Yu’er, weren’t you guarding the Imperial Garden? Do you know what happened there yesterday evening?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was momentarily stunned and said, "Silly girl, when did you become such a gossip?"

Chang’e wrinkled her little nose. Although she didn’t know the meaning of gossip, she roughly understood and said, "I don’t want to gossip. The thing is, you were at the Imperial Garden... Such a big commotion there, scared me to death... I’m just worried about you."

"Really?" Qin Shou crossed his arms and looked at Chang’e.

Chang’e’s face turned red and her big eyes watery, though always quite out of sync with a sneaky blink...

Qin Shou said, "Silly girl, don’t you know that you always blink one or two more times when you’re lying?"

Upon hearing this, Chang’e’s face turned even redder, and she pinched Qin Shou’s chubby cheek and said, "You bad rabbit, are you forcing me to tell the truth? Can’t you be a little dumber?"

Qin Shou said, "Everything else is negotiable, but lying is not!"

Chang’e fell silent for a while, and then said somewhat embarrassedly, "Do you think those treats were given to you for free?"

Qin Shou was astonished and pointed at the empty plate, "No way? Those silly girls traded the news for this?"

Chang’e helplessly said, "I had accepted them before they brought it up. What could I have done? Oh... If only I knew, I would have taken it and eaten it all at once, wouldn’t that have solved the problem?"

Qin Shou was resigned but felt even more warmth.

Qin Shou knew very well that Chang’e had brought it back to share with him.

Just like Qin Shou, anything tasty he found outside, he would save some and bring it back for Chang’e. It was the same principle.

"Can you talk about it or not? If you can’t, then forget it, yesterday’s noise was so loud, it must have been something big..." Chang’e leaned in to ask.

Qin Shou looked at Chang’e, her big eyes flickering slightly...

Qin Shou said, "Silly girl, tell me honestly, do you want to know?"

Chang’e blinked her big eyes a few times, clearly curious though she still said, "I’m okay, really. If it’s a serious matter, then don’t talk about it. I’ll pretend I know nothing."

Qin Shou grinned, extended a paw, and pinched Chang’e’s little face, "Silly girl, if you want to know, I’ll tell you. If it were anyone else, I wouldn’t bother saying a word!"

Chang’e’s eyes lit up, "Really? So what exactly happened?"

Just as Qin Shou was about to speak, he suddenly felt the Black Demon Box on his neck tremble, followed by a voice in his mind, "Rabbit, where’s my breakfast?"

At the sound of this voice, Qin Shou jumped in fright!

Then it dawned on him, this was the woman from last night, as sharp as a knife!

Qin Shou trembled, breaking out in a cold sweat!

This woman, present in Heavenly Court, could actually contact him from such a distance? Could she hear or see what was happening here?

If she could do that, what about the Jade Emperor?

The Jade Emperor, too busy to calculate, and with so many Heavenly Gods in Heavenly Court, what if...

Qin Shou thought of the prohibition Taibai Star Monarch had mentioned the night before, and also of the huge battle that erupted...

Immediately after, Qin Shou realized that after the battle, the woman could still talk... This meant she was still alive!

If she was alive, what about the Jade Emperor?

Could it be the Jade Emperor was killed?

Whatever the outcome, Qin Shou suddenly discovered that it would be wise not to talk about last night’s events!

If Chang’e found out and accidentally let it slip, and if the Jade Emperor wasn’t dead, and he was blamed... Or if the Jade Emperor and the woman had made some kind of agreement, like killing all those in the know... Wouldn’t he have endangered Chang’e?

In short, not telling Chang’e was definitely the right choice!

All these thoughts flashed through Qin Shou’s mind like sparks, passing in an instant, not taking up much time at all...

"Rabbit, where’s the meal?" the woman’s voice rang out again.

Qin Shou hurriedly replied, "Big sister... I’m not on duty yet. Can’t you respect my privacy a bit?"

"You’re a rabbit, not a person," the woman said indifferently.

Qin Shou was rendered speechless once more... He found that although he was usually quite articulate, whenever he faced this domineering woman, her plain words always left him quite uncomfortable!

"Please respect a rabbit’s privacy," Qin Shou said.

"The Imperial Garden is now mine, and so are you, my personal property. Where do you get privacy from? Now, immediately, straight away, make me breakfast! Or I wouldn’t mind having stewed rabbit," the woman said.

Qin Shou said, "I won’t starve to death in a little while. The more you rush me, the slower I’ll be."

After a moment of silence, the woman said, "You have two hours. If I don’t see breakfast in two hours, you’ll become the breakfast."

Having said that, the woman’s voice disappeared.

At the same time, a peculiar feeling that had been lingering in his mind also vanished...

Qin Shou knew that the woman had truly retracted her thoughts, and he let out a long sigh of relief.

At this moment, Qin Shou finally understood one thing: this was not Earth. The means of those with Great Divine Power here were far beyond the comparably insignificant technology of Earth! He had underestimated these immortals before... In the future, it would be better to be more cautious.

At the same time, Qin Shou’s longing for power grew stronger... Without power, he still had to make breakfast for others!

If he had power, he could retort with confidence, "You little wench, roll over here and make breakfast for me! I want the ’Whatever’ series for breakfast!"

Qin Shou shouted in his heart, yet his face remained impassive...

Seeing Qin Shou zoning out, Chang’e thought he was organizing his thoughts. She stared with curious wide eyes and waited a bit longer, finding that the rabbit didn’t utter a word, so she said, "Yu’er, what are you thinking about? Are you going to speak or not?"

Qin Shou jolted and chuckled, "Speak! Of course, I’ll speak!"

"So what exactly happened in the Imperial Garden yesterday?" Chang’e asked curiously.

Qin Shou said, "Yesterday, well, the Jade Emperor went to the Imperial Garden."

"And then?" Chang’e asked.

Qin Shou said, "And then? Coincidentally, there was an additional woman in the Imperial Garden! She looked okay... not as beautiful as you! And her temperament... uh, not like yours either!

"But you know, a bigger carrot is easier to pick from the pile. The Jade Emperor must have been smitten at the sight of green beans. He drove his dragon-horse supercar and rushed over to flirt, saying things like ’Let me take you for a ride, let’s get some fresh air on the mountain.’"

"And then the Queen Mother showed up!"

Hearing this, Chang’e covered her small mouth with her hands, nervously saying, "Wouldn’t that be trouble?"

Qin Shou said, "Just trouble? It was a complete disaster! His little sports car was confiscated, and he was called up to the mountaintop by the Queen Mother... The Queen Mother said: ’You want to enjoy a ride, huh? Come on, get enough wind at the mountaintop!’"

"And then?" Chang’e asked.

Qin Shou said, "Then the Queen Mother watched the Jade Emperor getting battered by the wind for four hours..."

Chang’e pursed her lips and chuckled, "Really? It doesn’t seem like the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother to me."

Qin Shou thought to himself, "If it did, that would be weird, but since the Jade Emperor himself told me not to tell the truth, I can only make things up."

Qin Shou continued, "After the Queen Mother left, the Jade Emperor came down.

However, he seemed to be in quite a bad mood."

Chang’e laughed, "If it were you, your mood wouldn’t be great either, right?"

Qin Shou said, "I would never give you the chance to catch me out! Besides you, I wouldn’t even spare a glance at other girls!"

"With your slick mouth, just get to the point," Chang’e said, rolling her eyes at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou continued, "The Jade Emperor’s clothes were a bit disheveled, and his knees were covered with plenty of thorny things... I guess he might have had a quarrel with the Queen Mother and then got punished by the family law. For instance, kneeling on durians, radiators, keyboards, glass shards, or something more high-class since they’re immortals, of course."

Regardless, the Jade Emperor looked very upset, not a single maidservant by his side... Ah, speaking of which, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any other female immortals around him. Do you think the Jade Emperor might have sinusitis?

Err, sorry, I digressed.

Anyhow, the Jade Emperor was pretty annoyed, and to vent his anger, he started smashing anything he saw...

Ah... The Imperial Garden was completely trashed! If only I knew those flowers and plants were going to be ruined like that, I would have dug them up and kept them... such a pity."

For the first time, Chang’e felt that Qin Shou made some sense...

"What happened after that?" Chang’e continued to ask.

Qin Shou said, "After that? After that, the God of Land, the Mountain God, and I all ran out, and I don’t know what happened next. But the Heavenly Court is still standing, not smashed, so it looks like his anger dissipated..."

Chang’e pursed her lips and smiled, "Although I don’t quite believe it, it’s quite interesting. Alright, it’s about time for me to report to the Yuying Hall. You should go check the Imperial Garden as well, right? Come back tonight and tell me about the situation there."

PS: Taking a few days off. Once my eyes have rested, I’ll start adding more updates.