Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 240 - 237 September 8, 2018 [Subscribe please]_1

"How do you know I’m a sister, not a grandfather?" Just then, a chilling voice suddenly sounded.

That voice seemed to come from the netherworld, so cold that it froze anyone who heard it on the spot, raising goosebumps all over their body...

It wasn’t Chang’e’s intentionally cool coldness, but a coldness from deep within the bones!

Cold as ice frost, penetrating to the marrow, reaching the very soul, it made one shiver without being cold!

At the same time, Qin Shou felt as if there was someone behind him...

Looking down, yes, there was an additional long shadow... Judging by the stature, it should be a woman...

Qin Shou swallowed hard and strained to turn his head, turn his head, turn his head...

Pff!

With a gust of wind, a piece of white skirt flew towards him and stuck on his face, leaving him unable to see anything.

But Qin Shou got such a fright, he yelled out, "Spare me, Miss Ghost! I’m still young! I have the elderly above and the young below... A den full of rabbits scampering around..."

However, after shouting for a long time, he didn’t see anyone really doing anything to him. Qin Shou pulled away the skirt and looked up...

White clothes and trousers, the skirt was long but not closed... The figure was slender, a tiny waist that could be encircled by the hands... This was a very thin woman, as if she was all bones with no flesh!

Even the bust was merely slightly raised, and he couldn’t tell if it was padded with a super-thick bra pad... Or maybe, this was a man?

Looking further up, the woman’s neck was long, but it didn’t seem out of place or disproportionate... It was like that of a swan, elegance mixed with pride!

And even higher...

"Hello, Miss Ghost..." Qin Shou found his voice trembling as he spoke.

This woman’s face simply wasn’t there! It was a skeleton!

The eyes moved within the skeleton, black hair blowing in the wind, creating an atmosphere that perfectly killed any ghost in the movies...

"Miss Ghost?" The woman’s voice carried a hint of confusion.

Following that, the woman didn’t bend down or lower her head, she just glanced down slightly... Just a gentle glance, like an emperor descending to the mortal world, inspecting the ants below.

Qin Shou swallowed and hesitantly said, "Um..."

The woman lifted her skeletal arm and said indifferently, "Rabbit, what year is it now?"

Qin Shou had the feeling that if he answered incorrectly, he would be skinned and eaten by the skeleton in the next moment...

But Qin Shou really wanted to cry; he genuinely didn’t know what year it was in this world... But he also knew that this woman seemed to be suffering from a lapse in time too, so he subconsciously said, "It’s September 8, 2018."

The woman paused then asked, "What year is that? What’s the era name?"

Seeing that the woman actually believed him, Qin Shou knew she really didn’t know anything. There was no one else here to call his bluff, so, for the sake of saving his own life, he shamelessly continued to spout nonsense, "The era name is the Great Rabbit Year."

"The Great Rabbit Year?" The woman was taken aback again, then suddenly picked up the rabbit in front of her, "Your year?"

Qin Shou showed his teeth in a forced smile, "It’s my zodiac year."

"Who’s in charge of the Heavenly Court right now?" the woman asked.

"The Jade Emperor," Qin Shou immediately said.

The woman looked puzzled, "Who?"

Qin Shou said, "The Jade Emperor."

"Who?" The woman still looked bewildered.

Qin Shou said grudgingly, "Sister, if you don’t know anything, how can I even explain?"

The woman was taken aback for a moment, then pinched Qin Shou’s chubby face and said, "You have a point, but what did you call me?"

"Beauty..." Qin Shou suddenly realized he might have made a mistake by implying she was older, something women tend to dislike, so he quickly corrected himself.

Upon hearing that, the woman’s mood did change slightly, and she leaned in, pointing to her own face, "Is this face beautiful?"

Qin Shou looked at that skeletal face, brimming with the desire to cry... He wanted to nod, but instead, he shook his head and said, "Actually, it’s quite ugly..."

After he spoke, Qin Shou instantly regretted it and wanted to slap himself. Why on earth was he being such a fool? At such a critical moment, completely unreliable, courting death!

However, the woman suddenly threw down the rabbit, flung her clothes, and laughed wildly, "Hahaha... After so many years, you are the first one who dares to call me ugly... No, wait, there was another fellow..."

As she said that, the woman suddenly turned around and picked up the rabbit by the ears again, bringing it to her face, "I remember now, that fellow was also a rabbit!"

Qin Shou said, "You... really have a thing with rabbits."

"He was fatter than you..." the woman said.

Qin Shou said, "I’m still young; I’ll try to surpass that in the future."

The woman nodded and said uncertainly, "The more I look at you, the more you resemble..."

Qin Shou said, "All rabbits look alike; there can’t be much difference..."

The woman said, "No, it’s really similar! Are you..."

"Ding ling ling..." Suddenly, a wind chime sounded, followed by a rise of colorful clouds in the distance. Then a carriage slowly approached, pulled by golden warhorses with dragon horns on their heads, stepping from the edge of the sky to right in front of them.

At the same time, a familiar voice rang out, "Fellow Daoist, how about we talk at the summit of the mountain?"

The voice interrupted the woman’s speech...

Smooth as jade and akin to the sounds of Heaven, though gentle, it carried an air of command, brooking no refusal!

Upon hearing this, the woman didn’t even bother to look up at the carriage, just glanced upwards and said, "The destiny of the Three Realms condensed into one being, a Five-clawed Golden Dragon turned into a carriage, what an ostentatious display... You must be the current Jade Emperor?"

Qin Shou was even more startled upon hearing this!

The moment the other party spoke, Qin Shou recognized the voice; it was unmistakably that of the Jade Emperor!

He just hadn’t expected the Jade Emperor to truly make an appearance!

A woman personally received by the Jade Emperor, who was she? Whoever she was, it was clear as day that this woman was incredibly powerful and not someone to provoke!

"Fellow Daoist, I’ll wait for you on the mountain," said the Jade Emperor, and the carriage flew up to the mountain summit...

The woman took another glance at Qin Shou and then at the Jade Emperor’s carriage, as if she understood something, and chuckled, "Rabbit, it seems you have a strong backer."

Qin Shou grinned and said, "It’s alright..."

All of a sudden, the woman spoke in a colder tone, "But I’m about to kill someone, who can stop me?"

Her gaze suddenly turned fierce as she lifted the rabbit high above her head, poised as if she was about to kill it!

However, to the woman’s astonishment, the rabbit was not afraid at all, but instead bared its teeth in a smile at her.

"You’re not scared?" The woman was somewhat surprised.

Qin Shou responded, "Big sister, stop teasing me, alright? I’m just a rabbit, what fun is there in teasing me? You might as well climb the mountain and chat with that handsome guy..."

"How do you know I won’t kill you?" the woman said, "Do you think that just because he won’t kill you, I won’t kill you either?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and replied, "Big sister, you just said yourself, no one can stop you if you decide to kill someone, so why waste your words? After all that talk, you still don’t want to kill me, right?"

"You..." The woman was instantly at a loss for words, feeling somewhat unable to step down from her position.

Just then, the rabbit suddenly pulled out a large chicken leg from its embrace and said, "Alright, don’t be mad. You look like you haven’t eaten meat in years, so here, eat this..."

The woman stared at the large chicken leg before her, her eyes briefly blank, then a hint of confusion rose in the depths of her gaze, as if some memory had been stirred...

After a while, the look in the woman’s eyes towards Qin Shou changed slightly, the ice coldness now mixed with a hint of warmth. She threw the rabbit to the ground, snatched the chicken leg, and declared, "If you’re still in front of me by the time I finish this chicken leg, you’re the next chicken leg!"

Having said that, the woman took a bite of the chicken leg...

At the same time, a hint of flesh and blood began to appear on the skeletal face, growing rapidly...

Qin Shou watched the scene, somehow didn’t leave, and simply looked up...

Moonlight cast upon the woman, making her features more and more distinct...

She wasn’t skinny, but truly just a pile of dry bones!

However, at this moment, the bones were reviving...

A gust of wind arose, and the bone dust was swept into the sky by a tornado, encircling the woman...

Then, with a wave of her hand, much like a whale taking in water, the woman inhaled all the bone dust into her body, her bones creaking and snapping!

At the same time, flesh rapidly grew upon her body...

Her previously gaunt thighs started to plump up, and her chest swelled, rising higher and higher...

The only thing that didn’t change much was that tiny waist, slender yet conveying a burst of explosive power akin to that of a cheetah, as if it contained a terrifying force!

But what drew Qin Shou’s attention the most was that pretty face...

A pair of eyes sharp as blades, fierce!

A nose that was very straight, revealing a chill in its angles!

Lips that were very thin, the corners slightly lifted, as if a cold crescent moon had taken the form of a curved blade, chilling one’s heart!

Qin Shou didn’t know the woman’s identity, but he knew that her potential for violence was far beyond just domestic abuse...

"Rabbit, do I look beautiful now?" the woman asked, seemingly having forgotten about killing the rabbit.

Qin Shou replied, "Beautiful, beautifully bizarre."

"Bizarre?" The woman was a bit displeased.

Qin Shou explained, "Other families’ women are gentle as jade, even the aloof ones can’t compare to you; it’s like day and night. You’re just far too cold... Your gaze, when you look at someone, it’s as if you’re looking at a pile of dead bodies... and also, could you look at me a bit more softly? I’m still alive, after all."

"Cold..." The woman muttered, then sat down cross-legged, took another bite of the chicken leg, and out of nowhere said, "The chicken leg has gone cold."

Qin Shou instantly got the hint and quickly rummaged around, but to his dismay, he realized that he seemed to have given out all his supplies on the Moon the day before, and he hadn’t gone hunting yet today!

Qin Shou grimaced and said, "I’ve run out of meat, want some wine instead?"

The woman demanded, "Bring it here!"

Qin Shou hurriedly pulled out a jar of wine. This was Monkey Wine he had stolen while the monkey troop was preoccupied fighting Baiwen and Raoteng—he had filled an entire jar!

The woman didn’t bother with pleasantries, simply took the jar, tilted her head back, and started to gulped down the liquor...

Witnessing her boldness, Qin Shou felt a pang of heartache; that was Monkey Wine! The Wine God didn’t even brew his own, waiting instead for monkeys to do it. There was only so much, and this woman had downed it all... his heart bled!