Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 239 - 236: Drank Our Wine, Huh!_1

Chapter 239: Chapter 236: Drank Our Wine, Huh!_1

"I don’t want it! Damn rabbit, don’t give it to me!" Raoteng was shouting at the top of his lungs!

Baiwen followed suit, "I don’t want it either, don’t give it to me!"

Qin Shou laughed loudly, "Good brothers, you’re all too kind! Then I must uphold the brotherly code! One bite each for you!"

As he spoke, Qin Shou flicked his fingers, and two small blobs of honey smack smack landed on their behinds...

Both of them felt a chill on their buttocks, and then heard a buzzing noise explosive like thunder quickly approaching from a distance, their scalps tingling, bodies shivering with cold... trembling, they yelled, "Rabbit, you... you’re committing murder!"

Qin Shou stuffed a large chunk of honey into his mouth, resulting in a mouthful of golden honey, then licked his lips and said, "Sorry, I threw it wrong, that—You guys help each other out, you should be able to taste it. I will take my leave first, you guys keep it up..."

"Rabbit, stop right there, come back!" Raoteng shouted.

The rabbit indeed stopped in his tracks, turned his head, and faced the two, raising a paw with utmost seriousness, clenched it into a fist and pulled it back vigorously, solemnly saying, "Keep it up!"

Then the rabbit put away the honey, grabbed some small leaves, and ran to a tree on the opposite side to hide, his two big ears peeking out from the leaves, trembling as if teasing...

Baiwen and Raoteng gave each other a look and cursed in unison, "Rabbit, fuck your ancestors!"

The next moment, a large tree nearby whooshed as if hit by a level-ten typhoon, all leaves exploding into the air, countless patterned poison bees swarming over, then like arrows they targeted the honey spots on Baiwen and Raoteng’s behinds and shot over...

Ow ow ow...

Two hours later.

A pristine white rabbit appeared leisurely beneath Baiwen and Raoteng...

"Ah, my my my my... tsk tsk, there’s an old saying, absence makes the heart grow fonder, I didn’t believe it before, but now I do. We’ve only been apart for two hours and you both have gotten so fat! Especially brother Raoteng’s butt, tsk tsk... perfectly validating that slogan: height equals the square root of two, the butt makes up half... awesome!"

Qin Shou let out a sigh.

"Rabbit... we’re not done with you..." Raoteng’s face was so swollen it looked like a pomegranate; his eyes were slits, and it was questionable whether he could still see.

Baiwen wasn’t faring much better, being tall and usually fond of showing off his muscles, wearing few clothes, now his entire frame had swollen two or three sizes... he struggled to voice out, "Three days, in three days, rabbit... I’ll make sure you can’t even crawl!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyebrows twitched, "The two of you, I found a troop of monkeys in the forest, they were stuffing fruits into a tree hollow, and there was a liquid flowing out, what do you think that is?" Qin Shou asked.

Baiwen shuddered, "Rabbit, that’s Monkey Wine reserved by the Wine God, don’t mess around."

"So that’s Monkey Wine! Alright, you guys just wait!" With that, the rabbit darted off.

A short while later, angry monkey cries could be heard from the woods...

Baiwen and Raoteng looked at each other, teary-eyed, truly regretting ever provoking this rabbit at this moment!

How on earth is this guy’s brain wired?

Why is it so full of mischief?

The next moment, a rabbit rushed beneath them, holding a bowl that seemed to contain some liquid...

Although Raoteng and Baiwen could not see clearly, the subtle fragrance of alcohol and the aroma of various fruits entered their nostrils, swirling inside, triggering salivation they couldn’t hold back... such perfect wine, even a fool would know what it was—Monkey Wine!

Then, the rabbit tilted his head to drink half a bowl, and then with a grin said to the two, "Good brothers, we share half upon meeting!"

"I can’t see!"

"I can’t see either! Rabbit, don’t give it to me!" Baiwen also cried out.

However, both of them felt another chill on their behinds, as if they had wet their pants... Then came the aroma of wine, but at this moment, they truly had no interest in tasting it, they just wanted to cry...

The rabbit cried out, "Oh no, it went awry again. You guys help each other out, if you lick it you should still be able to drink it, keep it up!"

Then the rabbit ran off to hide in the bushes to enjoy the show again...

It wasn’t long before a troop of monkeys charged over, glaring angrily at Baiwen and Raoteng. The next instant, stones and clubs started flying as the monkeys greeted them in various ways...

Clang clang bang, thud thud thud...

Their screams rose and fell...

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "Heavenly Gods without mana, really pitiful..."

Monkeys are more patient than poison bees; a troop simply played there all day, occasionally throwing stones to listen to the cries.

If they had nothing better to do, they would poke with a stick...

And when they truly had nothing to do, after being well-fed and watered, they simply rode on top of the two, swinging as if on a swing, or hitting with a stick while yelling, as if playing a queen game...

Seeing this, Qin Shou laughed joyfully and left.

When night fell, the monkeys had had their fill of fun and returned to their nests.

Baiwen and Raoteng finally breathed a sigh of relief...

But then, the next moment...

"Cackle cackle cackle!!"

An angry chorus of monkey cries broke out, ten times louder than before!

And there were even more monkeys than earlier!

Baiwen and Raoteng had a foreboding feeling... the next moment, a troop of monkeys swarmed over, including three incredibly robust big monkeys!

The little monkeys pointed at the two and cackled, and upon hearing them, the big monkeys instantly howled back, then each grabbed a large stick, a big stone, and climbed up the trees...

Boom boom boom...

Ah... it wasn’t us!

Boom!

Ah!

...

"After drinking our wine, ah!

One dares to walk through Qingsha Pass!

After drinking our wine, ah!

Won’t kneel to the emperor!

One four seven three six nine—

Nine nine return to one, follow me!

Good wine—! Good wine—!"

Within the forest, a rabbit took a drink every three steps, sang a verse with every sip, took a step, dug up a tree, pulled up a grass...

Wherever it went, basically not a blade of grass remained...

Some trees, when uprooted, had their roots enwrapped around some steles. These steles were extremely hard, utterly unmovable.

"What’s this thing?"

Qin Shou leaned in for a closer look at the stele, finding the characters on it extremely strange and unrecognizable.

He couldn’t even tell what material the stele was made of but it seemed, at a glance, like a fine thing.

Qin Shou snorted with laughter: "Trying to scare me with this gibberish? Delaying me from digging up carrots, I will uproot you along with them!"

As he spoke, Qin Shou opened his mouth wide and, with a few crunching bites, bit through the base of the stele, then pulled it out and stuffed it into the Black Demon Box...

Continuing along, uprooting as he went...

Qin Shou had intended to go home, but he ended up wandering farther and farther off course.

Suddenly, a cold wind blew and Qin Shou shivered, immediately feeling more alert. He looked up and was dumbfounded!

Before him, there unexpectedly appeared a mountain!

Towering into the clouds, its peak covered in pure white snow!

Utterly desolate...

The mountain looked somewhat familiar as if he had seen it somewhere before.

Just then, a cold breeze blew down from the mountain, Qin Shou shivered again and, smacking his lips, said, "It does look really familiar... Isn’t this the one Immortal Xu told me to look at when I first arrived? The peak they said you can never reach? How did I end up here?"

Qin Shou looked back and was stunned to see behind him a path as if it had been rooted through by pigs or plowed by an iron plow. All flowers and vegetation along the path were completely uprooted!

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "Which jerk ruined the Imperial Garden like this? It’s outrageous..."

Finishing, Qin Shou looked up at the high mountain and said, "Since no one has ever been there, let me, the rabbit lord, take a look..."

Meanwhile, that gust of wind blew all the way into the Imperial Garden. Baiwen and Raoteng, who had been thoroughly beaten, suddenly shivered...

The monkeys, as if sensing something terrifying, panickedly threw down their stones and sticks and scattered in all directions.

Wherever the wind passed, birds fluttered, crows cawed, insects fell silent, serpents did not crawl...

Shivering, Baiwen asked Raoteng, "The Imperial Garden has never had such bitterly cold winds in all these years."

Raoteng looked toward the distant mountains, barely able to see a peak hidden behind the clouds, and said, "This wind seems to be coming from over there..."

"The rabbit’s singing earlier also came from that direction..." Baiwen mused.

"No way? That area is heavily guarded, and we haven’t been able to step a foot over it all these years. Could it be that rabbit?" Raoteng said in horror.

"Trouble’s coming..." Baiwen said gravely.

"Indeed, trouble is coming, but our mana is sealed, we can’t move, we can’t even report it..." Raoteng said anxiously.

"That damn rabbit, what on earth has he done?" Baiwen cried out in panic.

"North wind blowing, snowflakes drifting, the snowflakes drifting, drifting..." Up on the high mountain, the rabbit sang with each sip of wine, sauntering leisurely, with great comfort.

Qin Shou was very fast, employing the High-Speed Magic, even his walking pace was much faster than ordinary people.

This was truly the rabbit brand of high-speed, whooshing up to the peak, gradually reaching the snow line...

However...

"Crack!"

It seemed like something broke under the rabbit’s foot.

"What’s this?" Qin Shou looked down and saw something under the snowflakes crushed by his foot. On closer inspection, Qin Shou found it vaguely familiar.

Upon digging it out for another look...

"My goodness! Who left their hand behind here!?" Qin Shou screamed at the top of his lungs.

After shouting, Qin Shou shivered and quickly sobered up... A human hand bone in the Imperial Garden? What’s going on here?

Qin Shou wiped his eyes and carefully surveyed his surroundings, feeling the temperature beneath his feet—it wasn’t the temperature of snow...

He grabbed a handful and let it fly with the wind...

"This isn’t snow, it’s bone powder!" Qin Shou realized with a nearly hair-raising fear!

Looking up at the scenery on the mountain, he muttered, "Err... I’m definitely drunk, better head home to sleep."

With that, the rabbit turned and ran off, its chubby behind wiggling comically as it went.

However, Qin Shou soon felt like crying; he had been running for a full ten minutes—but he was just going around in circles!

Because the human hand bone was still lying in front of him!