Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 238 - 235 I Uphold Justice [Subscribe Please]_1

Chapter 238: Chapter 235 I Uphold Justice [Subscribe Please]_1

Xiangwu looked down on the Rabbit, so he nodded and said, "I think what Baiwen and Raoteng said makes sense. Baiying, what do you think?"

Baiying looked at the Rabbit and asked, "Rabbit, do you have any objections?"

With a sneer in his voice, Raoteng said, "Rabbit, it’s just a calculation. If you’ve done nothing wrong, why worry about letting them divine? Unless, hehe..."

The implication was clear: if you don’t let them divine, then you must be the culprit!

At this moment, Baiying was also at a loss for words, so she, along with Xiangwu, stared intently at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou raised his head, as if filled with an ironclad integrity, and righteously declared, "I have studied at the Wenqu Star Palace before, and my teacher said that we of the Wenqu Star Palace walk upright and sit straight, fearing no investigation! Go ahead and divine. Oh, and once you’re done with me, you might as well divine them too..."

Baiwen laughed and said, "If it turns out to be you who did it, why should we divine ourselves?"

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "What if it turns out not to be me?"

Baiwen was at a loss for words...

Raoteng’s brows furrowed slightly, a sense of unease in his heart, because the Rabbit was too calm! Could it be that yesterday, the Rabbit truly did nothing? But how could that be possible?

At this moment, Xiangwu said, "Rabbit, while losing vegetation indeed warrants punishment, so does negligence in supervision. Even if you didn’t steal, you can’t be free from responsibility for poor oversight, right?"

"Xiangwu, it was his first day of reporting for duty, and he didn’t even spend the night here. If something was lost, it indeed can’t be blamed on him. For now, let’s just investigate whether he stole anything or not," Baiying spoke up for Qin Shou.

Qin Shou nodded in agreement, thinking to himself, "Sisters really are more sensible."

After saying this, Xiangwu and Baiying sat down cross-legged, setting up an Array and took out a turtle shell to begin their divination...

Qin Shou said, "I thought divination was just about wiggling your fingers. I didn’t expect it to be so troublesome."

Baiwen hummed, "The secrets of Heaven must not be revealed. Even glimpsing into the divine mechanism of the past is not as simple as you think. If one’s Mana isn’t profound or they’re not well-versed in this art, divining past events can only be done with the aid of Formations and magic treasures."

"Raoteng, why are you telling him all this? Just wait for the results to come out, hehe..." Baiwen said with a sinister smile.

Raoteng also smiled and conveyed to Qin Shou, "Rabbit, that pot of wine yesterday really made us suffer. Today, you’ll be the one suffering."

Qin Shou cocked his head, staring blankly at Raoteng as if to say, "What are you talking about? I don’t understand."

Raoteng curled his lips and said, "Keep pretending. Just wait until the results come out, you’ll see pain then!"

Minutes later, Baiying and Xiangwu were still divining, both breaking out in sweat as if they had encountered some difficulty.

Baiwen glanced at Raoteng, who also frowned, then stole a look at the Rabbit, only to see that he had once again taken out the pot of wine and started drinking on the side!

The aroma of the wine filled the air, and the two couldn’t help but recall the sensation of drinking the wine yesterday, immediately feeling a surge of saliva. But then they rubbed their thighs, remembering yesterday’s long squat in the restroom, and glowered at the Rabbit.

Qin Shou asked, "Would you two like some wine?"

Baiwen and Raoteng scoffed, "Trying to trick us again? No way!"

The two turned their heads away, silently reciting various mantras, striving not to be lured by the fragrance of the wine...

After ten more minutes, Xiangwu and Baiying opened their eyes one after another. Looking somewhat exhausted, they exchanged glances; Xiangwu then furrowed his brows and looked at Qin Shou, saying, "You this Rabbit, are truly odd. Regarding your matter, we simply can’t divine anything!"

"Can’t divine anything? How is that possible?" Baiwen and Raoteng shouted in disbelief.

Baiying said, "Indeed, we can’t divine anything. It’s as if there’s a thick fog surrounding this Rabbit; he’s completely inscrutable."

"This... doesn’t this mean we can’t figure anything out?" Baiwen said, unwilling to accept it.

Yet Qin Shou laughed, "Who says nothing can be divined?"

"Oh? Rabbit, what do you mean by that?" Baiying asked, curious.

Qin Shou replied, "If mine can’t be divined, why not divine theirs? If it’s determined that they stole, then ’I’ will also be cleared of any involvement, right? It’s the same thing, isn’t it?"

Upon hearing this, Baiwen and Raoteng shivered...

Without waiting for the two to speak, Baiying nodded and said, "Well then, let’s divine them first. If it wasn’t them, we’ll have to take you to the Supervisory Division."

At the mention of the Supervisory Division, Baiwen and Raoteng simultaneously shuddered. Clearly, it wasn’t a pleasant place, but the thought of being divined sent a wave of misery through them both—trouble was brewing!

Sure enough, Baiying sat cross-legged, and in less than a minute, suddenly opened her eyes and barked angrily, "What audacity you have!"

Baiwen and Raoteng’s legs gave way in fright, and they fell to their knees, kowtowing and pleading, "My lord, we were wrong... we were driven to desperation, the vegetation in our jurisdiction was dug up by this Rabbit... we had no other choice!"

Before Baiying could rage, Qin Shou jumped up and cursed, "You two bastards! Still framing me? I, the Rabbit, came here earnestly and offered you wine, and this is how you repay me? My lords, you see? These two are incorrigible, always looking to wrong me!"

"Baiying, don’t be quick to anger. Let me divine again for the details of yesterday," said Xiangwu, his face darkened as he glared at Baiwen and Raoteng. He had almost believed these two and made a false judgement, which for an Inspector would be a grave mistake!

After divining for a while, Xiangwu said in frustration, "That period of time was also concealed from divine sight, maybe it’s related to this Rabbit, so it’s impossible to check."

"We don’t know about that, but it’s true that these two are thieves," Baiying said. "You two, you know the rules, right? Steal one plant, double the punishment! If it happens again, it’s doubled further! If you can’t afford to compensate, humph... the Punishment Department has a place for you!"

Upon hearing this, Baiwen and Raoteng burst into tears, crying out, "My lord, there truly were reasons for our actions..."

Xiangwu coldly snorted, "Whatever the reason, stealing is a crime! Sort it out yourselves! Baiying, what about this Rabbit?"

When it came to the Rabbit, Baiying’s expression softened slightly and she said, "Rabbit, we won’t pursue yesterday’s matter for now. After all, you’re new and ignorant. But in the future, if vegetation is lost again, you will also need to be held accountable, understood?"

Qin Shou grinned, stood up straight, and declared, "Understood! Don’t worry!"

Baiying waved her hand, and a golden rope flew out, instantly tying up Baiwen and Raoteng and hanging them in the tree before she coldly huffed, "I’m hanging you guys up for three days as a light punishment!"

After saying that, Baiying and Xiangwu turned and walked away with an unrivaled swagger!

Qin Shou waved his claw, "Bye-bye, long-legged beauty!"

Baiying’s body trembled, then she hurried away.

"Rabbit, you sure played a good trick, after all these years as brothers, to think we capsized in your ditch..." Raoteng said through gritted teeth.

Baiwen said, "Rabbit, just you wait until our punishment is over, you’re going to get it!"

"Trying to scare me?" The Rabbit slowly turned around, shedding its usual cute demeanor for a mischievous grin as it looked at the two.

"What are you going to do?" Raoteng had a bad feeling.

Qin Shou laughed, "Nothing much, have you guys done a physics experiment before?"

"What experiment?" Baiwen didn’t understand.

Qin Shou smacked his lips, "It’s the experiment about how force can be transmitted..."

The two instinctively shook their heads, not understanding...

But the next moment, they understood!

The Rabbit was seen carrying a big log, swinging it round and whack!

Smack!

"Ouch!" Raoteng only felt an immense force on his rear, it nearly split in two! He screamed out in pain...

Then he swung like a pendulum towards Baiwen!

Thump!

Ah!

Baiwen and Raoteng’s heads and mouths collided...

Blah

Amidst a bout of retching, Raoteng stopped spinning, Baiwen used the momentum to fly out...

At the same time, a pearly white tooth fell from the sky...

Qin Shou said with satisfaction, "See, force can be transmitted, this experiment is perfect, let’s continue! Haha..."

Swinging back on the pendulum, Baiwen, with the recent mouth-to-mouth memory still vivid, tried to turn his head away, but with too much force, he ended up sending his rear crashing into Raoteng.

"No!" It was too late for Raoteng to react...

Thump!

A big bum perfectly stamped onto Raoteng’s face, who was already not very tall, with a not-so-big head but a rather prominent nose!

He instinctively believed his nose was done for!

However, the next moment, the impact on his nose didn’t seem that severe, as if it had sunk into something...

Ow...

Baiwen suddenly let out an inexplicable cry of agony, followed by a hot gust blowing from the front...

Then, Raoteng seemed to understand something...

Blah...

A retch vomit was spewed out!

Baiwen only felt a severe pain in his rear, struggling to look back, and then...

Spit!

A jet of something unknown sprayed over...

"Can’t do this anymore... This game is too disgusting..." Qin Shou shook his head, threw the big stick, and walked away.

In the tree, Baiwen and Raoteng retched miserably, cursing the ancestor of the Rabbit for generations... But seeing the Rabbit leave, the two truly breathed a sigh of relief... the torment was finally over!

However, after a while, the bushes shook, and then the Rabbit came running out shouting, "Wahaha... so big, so sweet!"

The two instinctively looked over, only to see the Rabbit holding up a half-meter-tall round ball over its head... dazzling gold, quite pretty, like it was cast from gold.

"What’s that damn rabbit holding?" Baiwen asked.

Raoteng’s face went pale, "That’s the honey of the Baiwen poison bees! That damn rabbit has pulled down a Baiwen poison bee hive!"

Baiwen’s face turned equally ugly as he cursed, "Damn rabbit, get the hell away from me!"

However, the Rabbit suddenly stopped beneath them and flashed a toothy grin at them, "Oh, almost forgot about you two. As the saying goes, share half upon meeting! While you guys are jerks, it doesn’t matter... I am a generous one! I’ll share half with you!"