Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 236 - 233 Taishi Chair, Large Tiger Skin_1

Chapter 236: Chapter 233 Taishi Chair, Large Tiger Skin_1

During the conversation, Qin Shou took out three large bowls and, at the same time, some fine wine from the Wine God. As the seal of clay was broken, the rich aroma of wine wafted through the air!

Originally, Baiwen and Raoteng wanted to refuse, but the moment they smelled the wine, they hesitated.

"This fragrance, could it be the Wine God’s brew?!" Baiwen exclaimed in surprise.

Following suit, Raoteng cried out, "No way! How could you, a little rabbit, get your hands on the Wine God’s brew?"

Qin Shou chuckled, "Luck, just luck... Someone else got it, and I managed to snag a share."

It was then that Raoteng and Baiwen had a sudden realization. The admiration they had for Qin Shou moments before turned into looking down their noses...

Baiwen chuckled, "Since it’s the Wine God’s brew, out of courtesy or even to pay homage to the Wine God, we must have a bit. But this bowl is too small, let’s use a bigger one!"

While speaking, Baiwen brought out a large water jar!

Baiwen’s words had a simple meaning: We’re not giving you face, we’re drinking your wine to show respect to the Wine God... which is to say, we’ll eat and drink at your expense, but we’re not thanking you! And we’ll be taking everything with us!

Raoteng also brought out a water jar, laughing, "Right, use a bigger one for a more satisfying drink!"

Qin Shou looked at these two shameless, snooty fellows and wasn’t angry. He just cheerfully said, "Gentlemen, first finish the wine in the bowls, then it won’t be too late to use the big ones."

The two were just being greedy, wanting to monopolize a whole jar of wine, which is why they didn’t bother with just two jars.

Naturally, they were happy to have an extra bowl now.

So Raoteng said, "Sure, we should first have a bowl as a salute to the Wine God."

Baiwen nodded in agreement.

Qin Shou took out a bamboo wine dipper from his bosom, stirred it in the wine jar for a while, then scooped up a dipperful, filling the bowls for the two of them, before finally filling his own.

Then, with a casual tug, he pulled off the little barrel attached to the bamboo pole, waved the stick a bit, and then put it away.

Raoteng asked curiously, "Isn’t that a ruler?"

Qin Shou nodded and replied, "Raoteng, impressive you noticed; it indeed is a ruler. But I’m not in school anymore, so it’s not really useful. I’ve repurposed it for something else. It’s quite good for scooping wine..."

Raoteng didn’t think too much of it and nodded slightly, "Heh, not bad..."

Qin Shou picked up his large bowl and said, "Today, I’m fortunate enough to meet the two of you. I’m truly honored. No more words are needed; let the wine speak for itself, cheers!"

Then, silently cursing in his heart, "Fucking hell...", he downed his drink in one go!

Baiwen was initially worried that this rabbit had some trick up his sleeve and wanted the rabbit to take the first sip. Seeing the rabbit finish his drink in one swig dispelled all doubts. Baiwen thought, "This rabbit really is a coward! Scared stiff by our imposing brotherly presence, he turned into a pushover... ha ha... Today’s wine is all mine!"

Overjoyed in his heart, Baiwen picked up his bowl, exchanged a glance with Raoteng, and drank up!

As the strong liquor hit their throats, the two felt the lingering taste on their lips and teeth, and the mellow aroma made them squint their eyes unconsciously...

In a haze, they seemed to see a rabbit smiling at them, then the rabbit packed up the wine jar and ran off.

"What a good wine, feeling dizzy after just one bowl, seems to have hallucinations..." Raoteng said.

Baiwen replied, "Yeah, it’s like I saw the rabbit running away..."

Raoteng chuckled, "How could that be possible, the rabbit is so timid... uh... You saw the rabbit running away too?"

The two hastily opened their eyes and indeed, the rabbit was leaving nothing but a shadow...

Raoteng shouted, "Little rabbit, leave the wine... Ouch!"

Baiwen: "Big brother, what’s wrong... Ouch..."

Seeing each other doubling over with stomach cramps, they instantly understood everything—the wine had been drugged! The rabbit had duped them!

What was worse, the drug couldn’t be expelled by using Yuan Qi. The more they stimulated their Yuan Qi, the stronger the effect of the drug became, and it was about to burst out uncontrollably...

Where did they have the time to worry about that rabbit now? They hurriedly looked for a place to relieve themselves...

And so, that day, the two of them squatted in the toilet, cursing the rabbit between blasts of fire.

"Happy Sheep, Beauty Sheep, Grey Big Wolf, Red Big Wolf, everyone’s so busy!" In the forest, Qin Shou hopped and sang a children’s rhyme, blissfully wandering while pondering how to give Raoteng and Baiwen a vivid lesson on why rabbits are unbeatable...

Indeed, Qin Shou never took those two seriously and didn’t even plan to wait for them to make a move. He was already scheming how to get the upper hand first.

"This is Raoteng’s territory, huh... Oh, this flower is nice, profound level..." Qin Shou laughed out loud and ripped it off, stuffing it into his mouth...

"Ouch, this is a nice tree!"

A large tree fell, and he stuffed it into his Black Demon Box.

"Tsk tsk, I’ve inadvertently entered Baiwen’s domain, hey you, White Tiger, hold it right there! Being so ugly, get into the pot!"

Minutes later, by a stream, a fire blazed...

A large iron pot was set over it, with a tiger skin hanging not far away...

A rabbit stood by the pot, continuously sprinkling various things into it: "Xuanji flower petals, tender shoots of Copper Drum Grass, Divine Wood sap... the perfect mix!"

He scooped out a large chunk of meat, ate it in one bite, and squinted his eyes with delight, "So satisfying!"

Then another scoop, and a large lump landed in his hands. Looking at the sizeable item, Qin Shou mused, "This is quite replenishing, won’t cause any trouble if I eat it, right? Forget it, I’ll save it for little Gang... On second thought, if he gets too frisky and the King of Osmanthus Tree can’t satisfy him, or if he outright topples the tree, wouldn’t it mean premature liberation? But if he’s still unsatisfied, I can’t hold him back... Better eat it myself... After all, I do have a sister."

As Qin Shou spoke, he stuffed the tiger penis into his mouth.

"Wow... It’s truly a Spirit Beast! Delicious! Thank you, Jade Emperor, thank you Taibai, thank you the party state, thank you CCTV... This is so satisfying!" Qin Shou laughed heartily...

By evening, Qin Shou had eaten and drunk his fill, wiped his mouth, and left the Imperial Garden to head home.

In the middle of the night, Baiwen and Raoteng, with weary legs, returned to their own territory, only to find after making a round...

"Damn it! Where are the Xuanji Flower, Copper Drum Grass, and the Divine Wood?! Where did they go?!!!"

...

After their wailing, the two met up.

"It must be that damn rabbit!"

"That damn rabbit is so cruel! He dug up more than ten profound level plants! If the Heavenly Court finds out and blames us..." Raoteng was sweating profusely.

Baiwen said, "No worries, we’ll just report him tomorrow! Let him be unable to escape his fate!"

"Report him? Do you have any evidence?" Raoteng asked.

Baiwen was speechless...

"What do we do then?" Baiwen asked.

Raoteng squinted his eyes and said, "Come on, let’s go to his territory and dig up a few to plant back here! Then tomorrow we’ll invite the inspectors from the Inspection Office to visit the Imperial Garden. By then, hmph hmph..."

Baiwen also laughed, "Smart, really smart!"

Raoteng snorted, "That damn rabbit dares to trick us? We’ll trick him to death!"

Baiwen agreed, "Right! Trick him to death!"

"Achoo!" Qin Shou sneezed, rubbing his nose, and muttered, "Which bastard is cursing me?"

Hearing the rabbit sneeze, Mo Lihong subconsciously glanced at the rabbit.

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Mo Lihong immediately turned away, pretending to see nothing.

Qin Shou was speechless, muttering, "The Four Generals of the Mo Family, the four Heavenly Lords... How did they become so timid?"

Upon hearing this, Mo Lihong wanted to curse inwardly, "Bloody hell, if you didn’t have the backing of Marshal Tianpeng, Third Prince Nezha, Immortal Master of Clear Origin and Good Path and others, I would see if I wouldn’t kill you!"

However, the reality was that he could only continue to play the submissive role...

Qin Shou shook his head. Nowadays, as he rose in status and saw more of the world, he naturally looked down on the weapons that the Four Generals of the Mo Family carried with them. As for their magic treasures, even if Qin Shou coveted them, it was pointless – those four would fight to the death before giving him a chance.

Back on the moon, Qin Shou first visited Wu Gang, leaving behind half a tiger leg, and then went back to the Moon Palace to have a candlelit dinner with Chang’e.

By the way, Qin Shou draped the White Tiger skin over the main chair in his own Moon Palace...

Looking at the tiger skin chair, Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "It still lacks a certain something!"

Therefore, Qin Shou didn’t care what others thought, and went straight to renovating the living room of the Moon Palace...

The main chair turned into a Taishi Chair, draped in tiger skin!

To the sides were rows of benches, and a broad table was placed on the white case. If Chang’e hadn’t heard the noise and stopped his nonsensical actions, he would have almost hung up the plaque of the Assembly Hall and prepared to stage a rebellion in the Moon Palace...

After setting everything up for Chang’e, Qin Shou became restless again, ran out to the courtyard, and began digging holes. One after another, trees and flowers were planted in the yard.

If Baiwen and Raoteng were there, they would have recognized these as the earth level immortal plants they had lost...

Unfortunately, they had now become the rabbit’s private property.

After busying himself for a night...

On the third day, upon waking up, Chang’e was shocked to see so many new plants in the yard and exclaimed, "Yu’er, where did you get these from?"

Qin Shou casually fibbed, "I saw them on my way and thought they were pretty, so I dug them up to bring back... They were unclaimed, free for the taking."

Chang’e wasn’t knowledgeable about these things, she just thought the trees were exceptionally beautiful. She didn’t dwell on it much, simply nodding her head and cautioning Qin Shou, "Yu’er, make sure to behave yourself when you’re in the Imperial Garden, you hear?"

Qin Shou nodded, "Yeah, don’t worry, I’m really well-behaved."

Chang’e chuckled, not believing for a second that the rabbit would take her words to heart...

After breakfast, the two headed to the Heavenly Court, or to be more precise, the Immortal Realm. The location of the Heavenly Court is the Immortal Realm, and what people commonly refer to as the Heavenly Court is actually the heavenly palace.

Outside the Heavenly Court is a vast city made up of immortals and immortal citizens, which is Tianyong City.

Chang’e went to the Yuying Hall, and Qin Shou went straight to the Imperial Garden.

But no sooner had Qin Shou arrived at the Imperial Garden did he see Baiwen and Raoteng looking at him with sly smiles.

Qin Shou asked, "Why are you two staring at me like that?"

"Nothing much, the Inspection Official wants to see you, Rabbit. Let’s go," said Baiwen with a wicked smile.