Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 231 - 228 Talking Nonsense to Coax the Girl [Subscribe Request]_1

Chapter 231: Chapter 228 Talking Nonsense to Coax the Girl [Subscribe Request]_1

Qin Shou was truly frightened, calling out with a terrified look on his face, "Big brother, I didn’t take it...ugh!"

With a loud shout, Rabbit smashed his club onto the burly man’s forehead!

The burly man burst into laughter, saying, "Too weak—uh!"

Before he could finish laughing, the burly man’s eyes rolled back, and he lay on the ground, dead...

Qin Shou was astonished; his mind went completely blank. What just happened? Since when was he so fierce that he could kill someone with a single strike of his club?

Just then, Qin Shou saw the burly man’s body start to emit a red glow. Instinctively, he stepped back, only to see the man’s mouth open wide, and with a final roar, a burst of flame shot out!

Soon after, the entire man was engulfed in flames...

Qin Shou silently took out something and sprinkled it over the fire, pressing his hands together in prayer, "Amitabha, I, Rabbit Lord, don’t have any money, this is all I have. Fellow Daoist, go in peace, and don’t come after me in death...oops, sorry, my mistake, I sprinkled cumin..."

"Roar..." Suddenly, the corpse on the ground let out an angry roar, and then with a ’poof,’ it turned to ash in the flames.

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Well... are you unable to rest in peace, or have you already gone peacefully? Sorry, I really can’t tell. I’ll just assume you’ve found peace!"

After that, Qin Shou left the scene, feeling quite pleased...

Meanwhile, the pale-faced scholar saw the strong man get killed and knew the situation was dire. He let out a roar of rage, "Nezha, I will remember today’s hatred. This grudge will not be shared under Heaven; as long as the sun and moon continue their cycles, there will come a time for revenge!"

While speaking, the pale-faced scholar, roaring furiously, soared into the sky, about to make his escape!

Seeing this, Nezha laughed heartily, "Considering you’ve entertained me for half a day, I’ll gift you a cremation!"

As he spoke, Nezha took out a transparent cover adorned with the shifting shadows of red dragons...

Nezha threw it into the air and yelled, "Go!"

Seeing this, the pale-faced scholar’s complexion dramatically changed, "Ancestors, save me!"

But no one came to his aid. The Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover descended with a bang, trapping the pale-faced scholar within. Instantly, the fiery dragon shadows on the cover materialized, and a Fire Dragon shot out, twirling around him. Without even a chance to scream, the scholar turned to ash on the spot!

Within the White Bone Army, a jade skeleton lamented, "As expected of the nature spirit treasure, the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover. Just one divine dragon emerges, and a One Star Earthly Immortal is burned to death. Terrifying..."

After Nezha killed the pale-faced scholar, he looked proudly towards Zhenying in the midst of the army. She had already removed her helmet, waving at him anxiously.

Nezha immediately flew over, laughing, "Sister, how’s that? Impressive, aren’t I?"

But what he saw was Zhenying with a tearful voice saying, "Brother, Bunny is missing..."

"What?" Nezha’s smile instantly froze. Glancing at the heavenly soldiers’ armor strewn about, he cursed, "That damn rabbit, so untrustworthy!"

"Brother, with things as they are, why are you still talking about that? Hurry and find Bunny, he can’t die...woo-woo..." Zhenying cried, tears streaming down her face.

Nezha was anxious too. If Qin Shou had died, not only could he not bear Zhenying’s grief, but if Chang’e ran to the Jade Emperor to complain, his unauthorized venture to the human realm would be exposed. Although it wouldn’t warrant execution, a severe punishment was inevitable...

So, Nezha waved his Fire Spear and ordered, "Army, disperse and search for a rabbit, ensure his safety!"

"Yes, sir!"

The army responded in unison, the command echoing through the sky!

The heavenly court’s army immediately dispersed; calling it a dispersal was a bit of an understatement, as they still operated in groups of three, nine to a cluster. Even when scattered, the formation remained interconnected, every move powered by the collective strength of the heavenly soldiers!

Facing such a formidable array, how could the Skeleton Army stand a chance? They were quickly slaughtered in swathes...

The old swindler among the skeletons exclaimed, "Have these heavenly soldiers gone mad?"

But as the swindler turned his head, he saw a rabbit strolling out of the cave, looking quite content!

Almost simultaneously, the nearby heavenly soldiers and generals also turned their gaze...

They looked over, and the skeletons subconsciously followed suit...

Qin Shou instantly became the focus of everyone nearby!

Qin Shou was a bit confused, tugged at his ear and struck a cool pose, asking, "Aren’t I adorable?"

"Kill!" The nearby skeletons swarmed in!

"Kill!" The heavenly soldiers descended one after another!

"Kill!" The old swindler howled as he aimed for the Black Demon Box on the rabbit’s neck, ready to strike.

Seeing so many coming to kill him, Qin Shou also jumped in fright...

Just as the nearest skeleton’s blade was about to strike!

At the same moment, an arrow pierced the skeleton’s skull, then exploded, shattering the skeleton’s head on the spot, and scattering its bones...

A heavenly soldier in the sky readied another arrow, giving Qin Shou a slight nod as if to say, "I’ve got you covered."

On the other side, a skeleton was swinging a huge axe when suddenly a large foot descended, plopping down, smashing it into the mud...

The colossal heavenly soldier nodded at Qin Shou...

Seeing this, Qin Shou immediately burst into laughter; it turned out he had protection!

So, Qin Shou casually picked up a bone plate, shattered it, and fashioned a pair of sunglasses for himself. He put away his little stick and walked out with a swagger, each step full of bravado.

Wherever he passed, skeletons rushed to attack him, but without exception, they were all intercepted by heavenly soldiers that came rushing over...

The old trickster, witnessing the scene, was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "Damn, what’s with this rabbit? Why does he have so many heavenly soldiers guarding him? How am I supposed to strike now?"

"Forget it, a head-on approach is definitely not going to work. I’ll hide on his necessary path and make my move from there. As soon as I get what I want, I’ll run!" With this plan in mind, the old trickster had already circled around to be ahead of Qin Shou, found a pile of bones to hide in, and sat pretending to be dead, waiting for Qin Shou to fall into the trap.

But as Qin Shou walked on, he suddenly realized there were not many skeletons left in this area... yet he hadn’t had enough fun!

Therefore, Qin Shou turned around and headed towards another direction where there were more skeletons...

The old trickster, who had been squashed by countless skeleton feet, saw this and felt as if a hundred thousand DAMNs stampeded through his heart, cursing, "This damn rabbit, why did he change direction?"

With no other choice, the old trickster got up, switched directions, and continued his stakeout.

There were more skeletons here, and just as he lay down, he felt one large foot after another stepping over his back...

That wasn’t even the worst of it; one skeleton, retreating from a blow, sat down right on top of his head...

The old trickster cursed in his heart, "Damn it, dead skeletons, serves you right for being wiped out!"

As that skeleton stood up, the old trickster saw that the damn rabbit had changed direction again!

Moreover, the damn rabbit had somehow obtained a large flag inscribed with, "Come hit me everyone! Hahaha..."

Then countless skeletons rushed at him like moths to a flame, ultimately shot to death by the chaotic volleys from the heavenly soldiers...

The old trickster changed positions several times, but every time the damn rabbit never came close to him, always turning away for various reasons.

In the end, the old trickster, unable to bear it, hid among the skeleton crowd and joined in the attack...

Just then, a huge transparent cover flew over...

The old trickster, seeing it, shuddered in fright, whipped out a yellow talisman, slapped it on the ground, and in an instant reappeared a thousand miles away!

Almost at the same moment, he saw the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover suck up all the skeletons on the mountain like a flame vacuum cleaner, burning them to ash in an instant! Soon after, the grand White Bone Mountain was burnt to a crisp, not a single bone fragment remained!

Seeing this scene, the old trickster broke out in a cold sweat, cursing, "That old coot Taiyi True Master, really TM going all out, giving the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover to that brat Nezha..."

After cursing, the old trickster felt a pang of regret. He had planned to fish in troubled waters behind the heavenly court’s army for some benefits, but not only did he not gain any advantages, he got trampled so much and even lost a crystal skeleton head!

"I’ve lost out, big time! Damn rabbit, if I ever run into you alone, I’m going to skin you alive!" the old trickster muttered resentfully as he stormed off.

Qin Shou, seeing the skeletons cleaned out, smacked his lips and said, "I still haven’t had enough fun..."

Just as he finished speaking, he saw Nezha descending from the sky on his wind-fire wheels, accompanied by Li Zhenying, both glaring angrily!

Qin Shou’s face flushed, and he said with a forced smile, "That...um..."

"Rabbit, you promised me not to run off!" Nezha preempted him.

Qin Shou replied, "Yeah, I swore. So I guess Tianpeng Marshal will remain single for life, huh?"

Nezha: "..."

"Bunny, you scared me to death, I was so worried." Li Zhenying looked at Qin Shou with a face full of grievance and concern, tears streaming down.

Qin Shou could brazenly face an angry Nezha, but when confronted with the pitiful Li Zhenying, he caved... He awkwardly chuckled and said, "Sis, I...I just saw an old man fall over. I was just helping him up... I didn’t mean to run off."

Nezha, hearing this blatant lie, was speechless; with all the Skeleton Spirits around, did some old man really need your help?

Li Zhenying was also speechless, pouting and saying, "Bunny, I’m very smart. Your lie isn’t believable at all."

Qin Shou exclaimed, "How could that be? How did you see through such a flawless lie? How are you so clever? What did your mother do for prenatal care? What kind of good food did she eat while pregnant with you? How come you’re so astoundingly intelligent?"

After Qin Shou laid on the flattery, Li Zhenying broke into a smile, pinched Qin Shou’s chubby cheek, and said, "You’re the only one who could talk such nonsense..."

"How am I talking nonsense... Look at your third brother, obviously malnourished since birth, still so short at his age..." Qin Shou said.

Li Zhenying burst into laughter...

Nezha’s face darkened, he glanced at his Fire Spear, then at the rabbit’s plump backside, really wanting to stab him with it!

Right at that moment, a heavenly soldier came to report, "General, the Treasure House Array in the White Bone Cave on White Bone Mountain is still intact, it hasn’t been touched."

Hearing this, Nezha’s eyes immediately lit up, the Treasure House Array was intact, which meant that the treasures were still there!