Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 224 - 221 The Rabbit with a Strong Will to Survive!_1

Chapter 224: Chapter 221 The Rabbit with a Strong Will to Survive!_1

Nezha curled his lip with contempt and said, "Today, I’m standing by my sister’s side, and you’re still the same old you, always refusing to admit when you’ve done wrong. You’re as stubborn as a duck, so obsessed with saving face..."

Li Jing was instantly flustered upon hearing this... thinking to himself: When the hell have you ever stood by my side?

Father and son glared at each other for a long while until, in the end, Li Jing stamped his foot in anger, no longer seeking agreement from Nezha. He continued to coax Li Zhenying, but what came at him instead were pots, pans, ladles, and large vases...

Watching his treasured possessions from the mortal realm get smashed one by one, Li Jing felt his heart bleeding...

It was at this moment that the butler rushed in, saying, "Master, the latest news, the Rabbit isn’t dead!"

"Not dead?!" Li Jing, Li Zhenying, and Nezha were all taken aback.

Then Li Zhenying, wiping the tears from her little face, came running over and asked, "Uncle Li, is Bunny really not dead?"

Housekeeper Li, not actually surnamed Li, had been with the Li family all his life, and Li Jing had bestowed upon him the Li surname. He was deeply devoted to the Li family, showing even more respect for Nezha than for Li Jing...

Housekeeper Li nodded and said, "Of course. As everyone knows, Tianpeng Marshal and that Rabbit have a great relationship. Hearing that the Rabbit had died, he led people to mourn, only to find that the Rabbit wasn’t dead, and he came back. This is what those immortals who went to mourn have said, so it’s probably true.

Also, once Tianpeng Marshal returned to the navy’s command tent, he scolded the Rabbit as well, probably because he was too heartbroken...

Putting all these factors together, the Rabbit is most likely not dead."

"That’s great! Big brother, I want to eat food!" Li Zhenying ran over happily, throwing her arms around Nezha and acting spoiled.

Upon hearing this, Nezha breathed a sigh of relief, "You haven’t eaten all day. Finally, you’re willing to eat... Silly girl, let’s go; I’ve prepared all your favorite foods for you."

With that, Nezha took Li Zhenying and left...

Li Jing looked at the broken porcelain scattered on the ground, his heart bleeding, and he became even more firmly resolved not to let Li Zhenying have any further contact with the Rabbit!

At that moment, he heard Li Zhenying’s happy call from a distance, "Big brother, let’s visit the Kitchen God tomorrow, I heard Bunny is there..."

Li Jing narrowed his eyes and said, "Old Li, tidy up the things; I have some thinking to do."

The butler knew Li Jing well, and from the situation, he knew what Li Jing was considering, so he said with a heartfelt tone, "Master, the young miss has hardly any friends, and it’s not easy for her to have one..."

"What’s the use of such bad company?" Li Jing waved his hand dismissively and strode away.

With nothing further that night, Qin Shou got up, sat on the bed in a daze for a while, then went downstairs to prepare breakfast.

But he found that Chang’e was already up, and the leftovers from the day before had been reheated and placed back on the table.

Moreover, Chang’e had taken care with these dishes, not leaving any sense of leftovers at all, but rather making them look appetizing.

Of course, the most delicious thing was still the beauty before him...

"Yu’er, where are you going later?" Chang’e asked.

Qin Shou, barely awake and lacking energy, yawned and said, "I’ll sleep at home, rest for a few days, and then visit my master again. The food I made last time should last a few more days."

Chang’e smiled with pursed lips and said, "When you take something, make sure to say hello to the Kitchen God. It’s different from home outside; you need to be respectful and polite to people... "

Qin Shou nodded vigorously, inwardly thinking: If the Kitchen God knew, he’d probably kill me... After all, the rule I made was to finish on the spot, without any mention of takeaways.

Speaking of which, Qin Shou said, "Silly girl, did those fairies not say anything about getting one of the dresses I made for you last time? Just report your measurements, or come in person, and I’ll take them so the fit is guaranteed to be perfect, all at a fair price, honestly for young and old."

Chang’e laughed and replied, "Don’t even think about it. Each of those fairies has lived for tens of thousands of years and knows how to sew in their spare time. After seeing the dress you made, they went straight home and made an identical one!

Even those shoes you made, they put in a little effort, and now the whole school is wearing that outfit."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou became anxious: "How can they do this? I, Bunny, toiled over the design of those clothes, and they don’t even pay royalties, blatantly infringing? Preposterous!

I would complain to the Jade Emperor if only I had the chance!

In such a vast Heavenly Court, don’t they know how to protect copyright, intellectual property rights?

If this were that what’s-it, M Country, they’d be howling for sanctions."

The Rabbit had completely forgotten that he was the first one to infringe upon rights.

Chang’e didn’t understand what Qin Shou was talking about, but she got the gist and laughed, "Oh, stop being so stingy. The sisters also said that your design is very interesting, and they are discussing inviting you to talk about the inspiration behind that dress if you have the time. What do you say, will you go?"

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Nope!"

Chang’e was taken aback upon hearing this. She had seen this Rabbit’s roguish behavior; with a chance to be in front of so many beautiful fairy sisters, even with the opportunity for close contact, and he was declining? That didn’t fit the Rabbit’s character at all.

Chang’e said, "Really not going? There are very beautiful fairy sisters there."

Qin Shou flicked his head disdainfully and said, "To my eyes, only my silly girl exists, other fairies are like dung! With my silly girl around, the rest are ugly!"

At this, Chang’e immediately broke into laughter and continued to ask, "Really? Then which part of me do you find the most beautiful?"

Qin Shou didn’t hesitate and said, "Perfect! Everything is beautiful!"

Chang’e asked, "Give me an example!"

Qin Shou said, "Big chest!"

Chang’e’s face turned red and she said, "You Rabbit, what do you know about a big chest?"

Qin Shou proclaimed with righteous indignation, "Small breasts, no flesh, it’s terribly uncomfortable to sleep on; big breasts, lots of flesh, it’s comfortable to sleep on!"

Chang’e was rendered speechless... She cursed in her heart: As expected from a rabbit!

However, Chang’e still looked at Qin Shou with scrutinizing eyes and asked, "Oh? Have you ever slept on small breasts before? Which one? Do I know her?"

Qin Shou responded almost without thinking, "Plenty, I’ve been hugged by my several masters. Each one with a flat chest, I couldn’t feel anything but bones! It was uncomfortable!"

Chang’e burst out laughing, "Silly boy, those are men, where would they get breasts..."

Then Chang’e’s eyes twinkled as she said, "Last time, He Xiangu did hug you, right? How was that feeling?"

Qin Shou immediately shook his head and said, "If it weren’t for the fact that I couldn’t beat her, would she be able to hug me? Let me tell you, when I was born, my face naturally came with four words!"

"What words?" Chang’e asked.

Qin Shou said, "Chaste and fierce man!"

Chang’e snorted... Unable to hold back any longer, she laughed so hard she doubled over and said, "I’d never believe those tall tales of yours, don’t change the subject, tell me, how did it feel? The lady has quite a big chest, you know."

Qin Shou said, "At that time, I was only thinking about how to escape, didn’t notice any feeling..."

Chang’e stared at Qin Shou, who stood his ground with confidence, his heart not flustered, and his face not blushing as he met Chang’e’s gaze.

After a long while, Chang’e asked, "So who is more beautiful, me or He Xiangu?"

Qin Shou immediately said, "You are beautiful! Absolutely you are beautiful. No matter who you are compared with, you’re the most beautiful!"

Chang’e was speechless again... This damn rabbit responded too quickly. If it weren’t for the fact that they had always lived together, she would suspect that he had practiced this.

Even, Chang’e questioned whether the tricks she learned from her friends were even effective anymore...

After a while, Chang’e said, "You pass! I’m going to school now, behave yourself at home, and don’t make trouble!"

Qin Shou stood up, saluted smartly, and said, "Of course! I’ll also help you design a new dress!"

"Good, if it’s not pretty I won’t wear it," Chang’e said.

Qin Shou hastily said, "It’s about time for a new bra, isn’t it?"

Chang’e’s face flushed a faint red as she turned her head away and softly hummed in acknowledgment.

Qin Shou cleared his ear and asked, "What did you say?"

Hmm... Chang’e’s voice was barely audible.

"Louder, it’s just the two of us, what are you afraid of?" Qin Shou called out.

Chang’e stomped her foot in frustration and said, "If you want to make it, make it; if not, forget it! I’m leaving!"

With that, she soared into the air and swiftly departed.

Watching Chang’e’s shy demeanor, Qin Shou burst into laughter...

Buying a bra for his sister, selecting a bra, that seemed to be a privilege only the closest people had...

Qin Shou felt delighted in his heart...

At the same time, Qin Shou prided himself in thinking: The survival skills I honed in my past life to find a girlfriend weren’t for naught, they’ve all been put to use, haha...

Meanwhile, at the Heavenly Court in Lingxiao Hall.

"Your Majesty Jade Emperor, your servant has heard that the Kitchen God’s kitchen was troubled by a Black Dragon, which nearly escaped and caused disaster to Tianyong City’s immortals. Your servant sent people to investigate and found that it was all caused by the Moon Palace’s rabbit, Qin Shou, releasing the Black Dragon. Looking back on Qin Shou’s time in the Heavenly Court, violence in Wenqu Palace, lightning in Divine Wood Valley, Black Dragon appearing in the Kitchen God’s kitchen... troubles have been endless.

Your servant believes that Qin Shou is not suitable to move around within the Heavenly Court," Li Jing stepped forward and said.

Hearing this, the assembled immortals looked astonished, clearly, none of them expected that in such a short time, Li Jing would bring up that rabbit in the court again.

Some immortals couldn’t understand why a mere rabbit deserved the Grand Marshal of the Three Armies’ continuous attention?

Some privately inquired, and after listening, they too felt that although the rabbit was disruptive, it didn’t warrant being banished from the Heavenly Court, right?

At that moment, Wenqu stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty Jade Emperor, Qin Shou is my Disciple, and I understand him all too well. Qin Shou may be stubborn and mischievous, but he is also a person of deep passion and loyalty. The conflict at Wenqu Palace was caused while trying to help the Heavenly Lord’s daughter, Li Zhenying; as for the lightning in Divine Wood Valley..."

Lu Ban stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty Jade Emperor, that lightning was inexplicable, and to this day, there’s no clue. You can’t blame that on Qin Shou, right?"

The usually absent Kitchen God was present today and stepped forward, saying, "Your Majesty Jade Emperor, the calamity of the Black Dragon was my fault for trusting an old swindler, thinking it was a Violent Dragon instead of an evil dragon from the Lower Realm causing trouble.

I as the Kitchen God have neglected my duties for lack of scrutiny.

Furthermore, I allowed Qin Shou to enter the cave and take what he pleased, doing whatever he wanted...

Qin Shou set loose the Black Dragon without knowing it wasn’t dead, leading to the disaster, but ultimately, all causes lead back to my dereliction of duty.

I am willing to take the blame."

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