Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 220 - 217: Ate It! [Seeking Monthly Pass]_1

Chapter 220: Chapter 217: Ate It! [Seeking Monthly Pass]_1

Zhou Buhuo was taken aback and said, "You set up a formation?"

Dog Xiaotian nodded gravely, "Yeah, a really powerful formation, the single-line long-snake formation. After he sees it, he should feel nauseous for a while, get distracted and all. Anyway, let’s run!"

Having said that, Dog Xiaotian turned and ran!

Just then, Zhou Buhuo shouted, "No, the Rabbit is still inside the mountain cave!"

Dog Xiaotian was stunned, then chuckled, "Damn... This plot twist is pretty badass, the damn rabbit gets eaten by the Violent Dragon, and then your master kills the Violent Dragon? Holy shit... this is double happiness! Hurry up, let’s go out for a drink!"

Zhou Buhuo: "..."

Zhou Buhuo was about to curse when he realized something was off. This damn dog was talking about going out for drinks but was running in the opposite direction?

"Dog Xiaotian, you’re running the wrong way," Zhou Buhuo reminded him.

"How the hell would I know what’s going on? I want to go out for drinks, but my body’s not cooperating!

Zhou, go ahead and warm up a pot of good wine for me!

If I don’t make it back, remember to pour one out over my grave..."

As he spoke, Dog Xiaotian had already run off into the distance, and his shouts could be faintly heard, "Damn your mom, damn rabbit, did I owe you in my past life?"

Seeing this, Zhou Buhuo laughed. He didn’t run outside but followed Dog Xiaotian deeper into the mountain, shouting as he ran, "Wait for me?"

Then he saw the damn dog turn his head back and glower, "Why the hell are you following, you trash? Get out and warm up the drinks!"

Then, Dog Xiaotian swung his tail, and a gust of energy flew through the air, sending Zhou Buhuo flying out of control and straight out the back kitchen...

While Dog Xiaotian was running, suddenly the mountain peak in front of him started to shake!

Then, roaring dragon cries resounded, shaking the dense mountain and formation to the core, deafening!

Dog Xiaotian’s face finally became serious, "This isn’t some ordinary Violent Dragon, this is a damn Black Dragon that has succeeded in cultivation! Looking at this power, it’s almost catching up to the Four Seas Dragon Kings, those four hybrid dragons!"

As he was speaking, Dog Xiaotian had already rushed to the foot of the mountain. At the same time, his dark fur became even blacker and glossier, and as he ran, he grew larger and larger until he finally turned into a giant dog hundreds of meters tall!

Dog Xiaotian bellowed, "Open the way for Mr. Dog!"

Boom!

With a thunderous bang, Dog Xiaotian’s enormous body slammed into a golden barrier. On the barrier bloomed lotus after lotus, each flower doubling the thickness of the barrier!

Seeing this, Dog Xiaotian exclaimed, "Damn! The Cookery God is loaded, to have someone set up the Nine Realms Lotus Array. Good thing I still have some skills, otherwise, I really wouldn’t be able to break through!"

As he spoke, Dog Xiaotian opened his mouth and spit out a weird-looking object. It looked like a lump of mud but expanded with the wind and turned into a Mountain-opening Axe!

Dog Xiaotian commanded, "Open!"

The giant axe flew into the sky, as large as a mountain, and came crashing down!

However, before the axe could land, a roar suddenly came from inside the mountain...

"Roar, roar, roar! Help!"

Dog Xiaotian was startled. Help? That voice sounded so unfamiliar. Had he never heard it before? Could there be someone else in the cave?

Then from inside the cave came a continuous thudding sound!

Followed by the voice frantically screaming, "Help me..."

Boom!

Another thunderous explosion, the ground trembling...

Immediately after that, the mountain peak burst open!

Dog Xiaotian saw a blood-red arm smash through the mountain!

In its grasp was a black sphere!

No, on closer inspection, that wasn’t a sphere at all, it was clearly a black dragon rolled into a ball!

With one swipe of the arm, the outdoor Nine Realms Lotus Array shattered like it was made of paper!

"Help... me!" The Black Dragon saw Dog Xiaotian and called out in panic.

Dog Xiaotian opened his mouth, "You’re even blacker than me, you might as well die."

The next moment, the arm retracted, followed by the sound of crunching bones... along with a scream...

The remaining noise made Dog Xiaotian’s scalp tingle; it was clearly something chewing on the Black Dragon!

A Black Dragon was eaten just like that... Shocked, Dog Xiaotian became utterly dumbfounded, wondering what kind of monster was in the mountain?!

"Damn it, damn rabbit... I’m going to take a look!" Dog Xiaotian gritted his teeth but still prepared to move forward. Just then, a hand landed on Dog Xiaotian’s shoulder, "Don’t go, this one, you can’t handle."

Dog Xiaotian turned around and saw the Kitchen God, accompanied by Zhou Buhuo. Zhou Buhuo glared at Dog Xiaotian, clearly unhappy with that slap, and seemed to say, "I’m not someone who fears death!"

Dog Xiaotian smacked his lips and looked up at the Kitchen God, "What the hell is that thing anyway?"

"I’ve already reported to the Heavenly Court, someone will come to take care of it soon. For now, don’t go over there, don’t provoke it," the Kitchen God said, not disclosing what the thing was, but simply warning Dog Xiaotian not to mess around.

In the meanwhile, the sky suddenly tore open a gap, and then a giant hand descended, grabbing the entire mountain peak and plucking it away.

"They’re pretty quick this time," laughed the Kitchen God.

Dog Xiaotian said, "Really fast..."

At that moment, a voice rose from behind, "Kitchen God... what was it that you asked me to tell the Jade Emperor? I ran too fast and didn’t catch it."

The Kitchen God, Dog Xiaotian, and Zhou Buhuo were stunned, and turning around, they saw the Sun Wandering God running hurriedly over.

The Kitchen God said, "You didn’t go to the Heavenly Court to notify the Jade Emperor about the Black Dragon’s rampage?"

The Sun Wandering God replied, "Ah... I was just passing by when you told me a bunch... I didn’t catch it clearly... was too fast... and then... damn! Black Dragon’s rampage? A black loach bringing loach soup to the Heavenly Court? Couldn’t you have taken care of it yourself, Kitchen God?"

The Kitchen God shook his head, "It’s not just a problem with the Black Dragon... You really didn’t go?"

The Sun Wandering God shook his head, "No, the Night Wandering Gods can vouch for me."

Pfft, pfft, pfft...

Sixteen bat-like Night Wandering Gods appeared above the Sun Wandering God’s head, nodding and chattering in a cacophony.

"That’s right! Didn’t hear it!"

"He didn’t go either!"

"A fairy just passed by, who has time to listen to you?!"

"Shut up, don’t tell the truth!"

"Ah... I was wrong."

...

Sweat broke out on the forehead of the Sun Wandering God...

The Kitchen God was at a loss for words, but he didn’t have time to deal with the Sun Wandering God now.

Since the Sun Wandering God didn’t go to the Heavenly Court to find someone to deal with the Black Dragon, who then was that giant hand that just tore through the void?

Dog Xiaotian also wore a serious expression, saying, "This matter seems to be not so simple... I’ll go find erlang, if there’s news about that damn rabbit, just call me."

Having said that, Dog Xiaotian ran off...

The Kitchen God patted Zhou Buhuo, saying, "You follow him."

"I should go with him?" Zhou Buhuo was puzzled.

The Kitchen God said, "That damn dog wants to skip out on the bill, go ask Erlang God for money, if you can’t get it, don’t bother coming back either."

Zhou Buhuo fell silent... then quickly chased after Dog Xiaotian.

The Kitchen God then straightened his clothes and said to the Sun Wandering God, "Well then, I’ll make a trip to the Lingxiao Hall myself."

After speaking, the Kitchen God walked away...

The Sun Wandering God thought about it and hurried to catch up, "Wait a moment, Kitchen God, let’s go together, if we need to say anything, two people can make it clear..."

"Speak to the point!" said the Kitchen God.

The Sun Wandering God said, "Can’t you avoid tattling?"

"One million Red Spirit Crystals!" said the Kitchen God.

The Sun Wandering God exclaimed, "That’s robbery!"

The Kitchen God said, "Hmm, you got that right, the robbery starts now, hand over the money!"

The Sun Wandering God said, "Don’t go too far, I’m not easy to mess with either! If you annoy me..."

The Kitchen God, with hands behind his back, asked indifferently, "How so?"

The Sun Wandering God huffed, "I can bargain! I’ll give you at most 800,000 Red Spirit Crystals!"

The Kitchen God said, "Deal!"

The Sun Wandering God: "Uh..."

The Sun Wandering God muttered to himself, "Did I offer too high a price?"

"Don’t ever do business." The Kitchen God solemnly advised.

The Sun Wandering God asked, "Why not?"

"Because you’ll end up selling yourself." said the Kitchen God.

The Sun Wandering God was silent...

As they conversed, they had already arrived outside the Lingxiao Hall, only to see Taibai Star Monarch approaching, smiling and saying, "The Jade Emperor is already aware of the purpose of your visit. That Black Dragon was indeed an evil dragon and deserved to die. As for the person who killed the dragon, you don’t need to ask any further. This matter ends here and need not be brought up again."

The Kitchen God and the Sun Wandering God were stunned. What was going on?

The Sun Wandering God stepped forward and asked, "Star Monarch, this... what’s going on?"

Taibai Star Monarch chuckled, "The Kitchen God should understand, right?"

The Kitchen God nodded slightly, "Hmm... I understand now."

Having said that, the Kitchen God left.

The Sun Wandering God wanted to say something else, but Taibai Star Monarch said, "Go on, don’t ask anymore, go and do what you need to do."

"Star Monarch, about me getting beaten earlier..." the Sun Wandering God called out.

Taibai Star Monarch laughed, "The Jade Emperor says, it was for nothing."

The Sun Wandering God was speechless... then dejectedly walked away.

Nightfall...

In his dream, Qin Shou saw two armies at war...

To be exact, it was more of a one-sided massacre.

One side was a group of Black Dragons... the other side was a bunch of head-only, big-mouthed monsters.

The big-mouthed monsters chased after the Black Dragons, biting them wildly, and with every Black Dragon they consumed, the monsters would swell a bit. Strangely, the monsters seemed to be not only unsated but grew hungrier with each one they ate!

...

Then as he watched, Qin Shou also got hungry. As he grew hungrier, Qin Shou woke up.

Crackle...

The sound of flames burning rose...

Qin Shou, groggy and bleary-eyed, opened his eyes to see a bonfire burning before him, smelling the familiar scent of osmanthus trees. It seemed like osmanthus wood was burning...

"Osmanthus trees? Wasn’t I in Heaven, at the Cookery God Restaurant?" Qin Shou suddenly sat up, his mind flickering like a film reel— the Kitchen God, Dog Xiaotian, Zhou Buhuo, the Black Dragon... The Black Dragon had tricked him into fetching the Dragon Ball, which he did, and then the Black Dragon went berserk and broke the chains.

Those chains were powerful, having choked the Black Dragon into spitting out blood...

Then Qin Shou remembered no more...

It was as if he heard a strange call, not quite like a toad, not quite like a dragon...

"What’s happening?" Qin Shou rubbed his head and muttered, "The dragon? Where is it?"

"Dragon? What dragon?" A familiar voice spoke up at that moment.

Qin Shou looked up to see Wu Gang, shirtless, sitting there sharpening his axe.

PS: Combining the contents of three Chapters into two, just to make the reading more comfortable. It seems some are not satisfied, do you prefer three Chapters or two? Also, we’ve been knocked down from the top ten in the monthly ticket rankings again, I need monthly tickets.