Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 206 - 205: Smelling the Scent of Money_1

Chapter 206: Chapter 205: Smelling the Scent of Money_1

Qin Shou’s eyes instantly became exceptionally bright as he asked, "What cultivation technique? Where can I get it?"

Dog Xiaotian said, "Do you know who Emperor Huang’s teacher was?"

Qin Shou frowned and said, "Can we not play mysterious at this time? Just tell me straight."

Dog Xiaotian said, "Back when Emperor Huang battled Chiyou, it shook the heavens and split the earth. But did you know, Chiyou was a demon god who survived from the Ancient Age, with a cultivation base that could reach the heavens and pierce through the earth. Emperor Huang was merely a child who grew up in that era, and within a mere hundred years, he was able to slay Chiyou. Don’t you find that strange?"

Qin Shou said, "Was there someone helping from behind?" Qin Shou wanted to mention Yinglong and the like, but the world was different now, who knew if the history was the same, and what he knew wasn’t history but mythological stories. So it was better not to say it and make a fool of himself...

Dog Xiaotian said, "Right, although Emperor Huang was exceptionally talented, he still needed help. At the time, there were quite a few people who helped him, both openly and in secret. Among them was a goddess, known as the Empyrean Fairy. She left behind a scroll called ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’! And the first strategy of this ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’ is the best Foundation Establishment cultivation technique of the present era!

As far as I know..."

Dog Xiaotian paused briefly, his expression turned solemn, a look of stern severity on his face!

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou knew the main event was coming!

Dog Xiaotian slowly lifted his head, speaking deliberately, "This restaurant’s pork knuckle is especially delicious! Smell it, how fragrant..."

Pfft!

Qin Shou nearly spurted out a mouthful of old blood due to this sudden stop!

He had been brewing all this time, waiting all this time, just for this one sentence?

Following Dog Xiaotian’s gaze, Qin Shou’s face instantly darkened... After all that talk, he had actually been led by Dog Xiaotian to a grand restaurant named Yanfu Tower!

In this situation, on this topic, even a fool would know what this damn dog had in mind now; it was taking the opportunity to feast at someone else’s expense!

However, Qin Shou pretended not to understand, looked up at the restaurant alongside him, and exclaimed with sigh, "Yes, really fragrant, keep smelling it, smell forcefully, wouldn’t it be a waste not to smell enough?"

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard this, his already black face turned even darker, and he said, "Rabbit, don’t you think we should go in and eat something?"

Qin Shou solemnly said, "I don’t think so."

Dog Xiaotian squinted his eyes and said, "Hey, when people get older, their memory gets worse. If they aren’t fed well and hydrated, they can’t remember anything. What were we just talking about?"

Qin Shou said, "Let’s go sit down over there, and I’ll slowly help you jog your memory. If there’s something you don’t remember, I’ll remind you."

While speaking, Qin Shou started to pull Dog Xiaotian aside...

Seeing this, the damn rabbit was clearly set on not spending a penny, so Dog Xiaotian shed all pretense of dignity and exclaimed, "Rabbit, my memory can only be restored after a full meal. Your reminders won’t help."

Qin Shou seriously said, "Dog Xiaotian, as a good friend, it’s nothing for me to treat you to a meal, and I’m willing to spend the money. But now, it seems to me that treating you would be harming you. We might as well save the money for a future visit to the doctor."

Dog Xiaotian: "..."

Dog Xiaotian, seeing the rabbit parry each move, had no other options left, so he shamelessly bargained, "Rabbit, how about this, you treat me to a feast, and I’ll tell you how to obtain the first strategy of the ’Nine Strategies of the Empyrean Heaven’, what do you say?"

Now that Dog Xiaotian made his intentions clear, Qin Shou couldn’t pretend to be confused anymore...

Moreover, this matter was indeed too important for Qin Shou.

So Qin Shou said, "Fine, but let me make it clear first, I don’t have much money. If you order too much and it’s not enough, you’ll have to cover the rest."

Dog Xiaotian laughed heartily and said, "You don’t have much money? I’ve heard that you’ve made quite a bit at Yunding Market, at least twenty thousand Red Spirit Crystals!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s face darkened, and he said, "You damn dog, you came because you heard I had money, didn’t you?"

Dog Xiaotian awkwardly chuckled and said, "How could that be? I really was just passing by... An absolute coincidence... I was just accompanying our Second Master to visit a friend."

Just then, an Immortal boy ran by, shouting, "For sale, for sale! Absolutely true and reliable, just moments ago, Immortal Master of Clear Origin and Good Path swept through Wufeng Plain... Breaking news from Tianji Pavilion, fake one lose ten!"

Qin Shou looked at Dog Xiaotian, who blushed and coughed, "He must be talking about Immortal Master of Clear Orange and Good Path, not our Second Master."

"Damn, Immortal Master Erlang is that fierce? A large gathering of demons at Wufeng Plain, and he swept them all away by himself... Awesome!"

"Isn’t it, really fierce..."

Qin Shou crossed his arms and stared at Dog Xiaotian.

Dog Xiaotian gave Qin Shou an embarrassed smile, then turned to the passersby and yelled, "What’s with the mumbling? Can’t you speak further away from me? Are you doing this on purpose?"

At Dog Xiaotian’s roar, many people turned their heads to look.

The next moment, a crowd gathered around, "Isn’t that Dog Xiaotian?"

"Dog Xiaotian, did you know your Second Master swept through Wufeng Plain?"

"Your Second Master went into battle, why are you here?"

"Dog Xiaotian, speak up, will you?"

...

And Dog Xiaotian was so embarrassed he wished he could dive into a crack in the ground...

Seeing the damn dog’s expression, Qin Shou knew, he should never have trusted this damn dog’s words!

Shit, really, a dog’s nose—smelling money from miles away and coming over...

Qin Shou couldn’t help but exclaim, "Indeed, the saying goes ’Rich relations far away in the mountains, a poor dog’s scent won’t stray to your side’!"

When the crowd dispersed, Dog Xiaotian sidled up to Qin Shou and said, "That... Rabbit... if I said, I came to see you because I missed you, would you believe me?"

Qin Shou glanced at him and said, "You want a fancy meal, don’t you? I’ll take you there."

"Really?" Dog Xiaotian exclaimed joyfully.

"Yeah, follow me." Qin Shou gestured, and Dog Xiaotian hurriedly followed.

Dog Xiaotian followed with great joy.

The next moment, the two stood at the entrance of a restaurant, looking up at the sign, although Dog Xiaotian seemed a bit displeased.

The sign bore five large characters—Sixi Dog Meat Restaurant!

At the entrance of the dog meat restaurant, there was a paper doll. Qin Shou glanced at it and recognized it as a small Magic Artifact.

Sure enough, as the two stood by, the paper doll shouted, "Welcome to the two Immortals! Shopkeeper, we have guests!"

Hearing this, Qin Shou burst into laughter, never expecting that Tianyong City, outside the Immortal Realm’s heavenly palace, would be so trendy. Selling newspapers was one thing, but to have an intelligent robot...

"Please come inside, two Immortals!" A shopkeeper ran out from inside, instinctively calling out. But upon taking a good look at the stature of the two guests, he immediately became embarrassed...

The shopkeeper looked at Rabbit, then at Dog Xiaotian, and his eyes suddenly lit up. He glanced around as if searching for something, but naturally he found nothing.

Undeterred, the shopkeeper called out, "Whose dog is this? The skin is tight, black and shiny, good quality. We’ll take it for five hundred Red Spirit Crystals!"