Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 204 - 203: Yuying Pavilion_1

Chapter 204: Chapter 203: Yuying Pavilion_1

Not only him, but those heavenly soldiers also struck what they considered to be their most majestic, coolest, most perfect poses in life.

If the Jade Emperor saw this, he’d probably send them all to the frontiers, because even during his inspections, these grandkids never showed this much spirit!

With a face full of astonishment, Chang’e looked at the heavenly soldiers and generals before her, who seemed as if suddenly injected with chicken blood, each one wishing they could lift their heads to the sky. She uneasily asked Qin Shou, "What’s wrong with them?"

Glancing at Mo Lihong and the others, Qin Shou spoke with a magnetic voice, sighing, "Spring has arrived, and it’s the mating season for little animals... Look at that pig, look at that chicken, look at that idiot, all of them raising their heads high to attract the attention of the opposite sex..."

Mo Lihong and the others immediately turned red with embarrassment, subconsciously lowering their heads...

Qin Shou continued, "But when they beheld ’I,’ handsome and dashing, imposing and extraordinary, suave and charming, with an unmatched prowess—here, omitting fifty thousand similar adjectives—they instinctively, inferiorly, bowed their heads. Sometimes, I don’t wish to crush them, but... alas... their parents, in an effort to prevent their early romance, gave them such shells, so who can be blamed? Sigh..."

The eyes of Mo Lihong and his companions reddened. If it weren’t for the fact that they couldn’t afford to provoke him, Mo Lihong really wanted to skin that rabbit and stew it on the spot!

However, hearing these words, Chang’e tried to maintain her composure but nearly laughed out loud.

That smile, like the melting of ice and snow, brilliant as sunshine enveloping the earth, instantly stunned the group before her again...

The Ice Snow Goddess one moment, a Sunny Girl the next—the gap was so vast it was as though she had transformed into another person. The one unchanging thing was that suffocating beauty, and laughter that increased the intensity of her breathing, causing those shirt buttons to strain even more...

Mo Lihong and the others dissipated their resentment and each widened their eyes, howling silently in their hearts, "Try harder... harder! Force it open! It’s so close! What’s with this damn clothing, why is it such good quality? Why won’t it burst?"

"Wait, it looks like a gap is about to form!" someone whispered telepathically.

Even Mo Lihong couldn’t remain calm, but as a Heavenly God, he had his dignity. Staring at a fairy’s chest, what kind of behavior was that? It was shameful and undignified! So Mo Lihong tried hard to look towards the sky while squinting his eyes, peeking out of the corners as if no one would notice.

Sure enough, the violently heaving breaths were about to force a gap in the clothing. Although even if it did, they wouldn’t see much, but it was like magic, they just wanted to see...

Just as the clothes were about to part, a fluffy white rabbit head popped up at Chang’e’s chest, grinning at them and saying, "What are you looking at?"

"Damn it!"

Everyone cursed in their hearts at the same time!

The huge disappointment felt like a starving ghost who hadn’t eaten for days suddenly seeing delectable food, only to have it snatched away by a pig!

Yet it wasn’t over. The rabbit suddenly turned around and yelled, "Oh no, there’s a bug, let me catch it for you!"

Then he dove headfirst into the valley...

In that instant, everyone seemed to hear a thunderclap explode in their heads, shattering their hearts...

Watching that damn rabbit lying on the mountain, their eyes turned bloodshot...

It wasn’t until Chang’e pulled the rabbit down and sheepishly smiled at them before disappearing behind the Southern Gate...

That the people could no longer hold back, and a chorus of curses rang out at the Southern Gate...

"Damn that damn rabbit!" a heavenly soldier, consumed by rage, slammed his spear on the ground.

Everyone else followed suit, venting their pent-up anger.

"Son of a bitch, son of a bitch! Not only does he block our view, he even covets what we have!"

"What can be endured, must now be intolerable; this is just too much bullying!"

"Damn it, I’ve lived a life worse than a rabbit!"

...

Mo Lihong didn’t stop them but silently took out a rabbit toy with Qin Shou’s name on it, and said indifferently, "Lucky I came prepared!"

Then, Mo Lihong threw the toy on the ground and roared, "I’ll stomp you to death, you damn rabbit!"

And so, Mo Lihong began stomping emphatically...

At the same time, some Immortals were passing by the Southern Gate and happened to witness this scene. They were so frightened that they kept silent and walked around it.

Simultaneously, a rumor spread: Mo Lihong, the guard of the Southern Gate, went mad and launched a frenzied attack on a toy rabbit. Some speculated that Mo Lihong must have been hallucinating, believing the toy rabbit was attacking the Southern Gate, which led him to fight back. But no matter what, the news that Mo Lihong was mentally ill spread far and wide...

After Mo Lihong learned of this, he took a month’s leave. Everyday noises of clanging and smashing came from his residence, along with angry curses: "I’ll beat you to death, you damn rabbit!"

...

Passing through the Southern Gate, Chang’e caught almost everyone’s eye along the way, leaving people stunned... truly attracting countless admiring glances, and even she couldn’t help but be amused by the attention.

Qin Shou, of course, enjoyed it even more. Chang’e’s happiness with the general approval meant that he was finally cradled in her arms again, comfortably basking in the envious and jealous stares of many, feeling on top of the world...

The place Chang’e was studying at is called Yuying Pavilion, one of the many palaces in the Heavenly Court.

As for its specific location, once Qin Shou entered the palace complex of the Heavenly Court, he completely lost his sense of direction, dazzled by the exquisite sculptures and the beautiful flowers and trees before him.

Especially upon arriving at Yuying Pavilion, Qin Shou’s eyes went straight...

Just looking from the entrance, you could see the pavilion was huge, and not a single man was in sight!

The guard at the entrance was a female guard, and inside were groups of fairies, all chattering and laughing, which showed Qin Shou the true meaning of the idiom — "beauties like clouds."

In the Heavenly Court, normal female Immortals, except for those few who don’t care about their looks and let themselves age, the rest of the fairies would tweak their appearances a little during the process of cultivation...

To put it plainly, cultivation is like a high-level, side-effect-free plastic surgery!

So, among the fairies, as long as one cares about beauty, there are no ugly ones!

Even some fairies directly use others as a template and modify their appearance...

However, the quality of these aesthetic changes varies, and due to different tastes, it doesn’t mean you’ll only see faces typical of internet celebrities, hardly able to distinguish one from another.

Therefore, when Immortals appraise beauty, looks are certainly important, but they also pay close attention to the charm beneath the skin — and just below charm in importance is one’s demeanor. Different demeanors can influence a person’s attractiveness, and charm is even more so influential.