Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 203 - 202 Visual Shock [Subscribe and Vote for Monthly Tickets]_1

Chapter 203: Chapter 202 Visual Shock [Subscribe and Vote for Monthly Tickets]_1

"I’d believe in ghosts before I believe you," Chang’e said.

Qin Shou said, "What do you mean ’you’d believe in ghosts before you believe me’? There are ghosts in this world... cough cough, let’s not talk about ghosts in the middle of the night. Let’s go back to talking about the bra..."

So, Qin Shou groaned and strained to list all the benefits of bras once again, how they made the bust more perky, shaped the figure, prevented wardrobe malfunctions, and offered ultimate protection, and so on... He went on and on until the wee hours of the night...

Qin Shou wanted to say more, but he faintly heard Chang’e’s even breathing coming from inside the room, clearly she had fallen asleep.

Qin Shou, feeling helpless, sighed, sat at the doorstep, leaned against the door, closed his eyes, and also fell asleep.

Just as Qin Shou was sleeping sweetly, the door slowly opened, and a pure white jade hand stretched out. Then, cautiously, it removed the bra from the rabbit’s head, grabbed a small blanket to cover Qin Shou, and slowly closed the door...

"Ah... hah..."

In the morning, Qin Shou yawned, rubbed his eyes, saw the blanket on him, and smiled contentedly: "My little girl is so good to me, haha... Eh... Eh?! Eh!! Where’s my eye mask?"

Qin Shou jumped up, spun around on the spot, and shook the blanket over and over, but the eye mask was nowhere to be found.

Qin Shou subconsciously touched his own chest, and found nothing...

"There’s a thief!" Qin Shou blurted out without thinking.

At that moment, the door opened.

Qin Shou turned his head, his eyes instantly widened, and then he broke into a smile...

"Yu’er, what are you looking at?" Chang’e asked, her pretty face blushing as she glared at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou smacked his lips and asked, "Looking at? I’m looking for the little thief."

Chang’e’s pretty face turned even redder, and she glared at Qin Shou, saying, "What nonsense are you talking about..."

Seeing this, Qin Shou immediately clenched his little face and said very seriously, "Right, I shouldn’t talk nonsense. So... let’s talk about something serious. Does it fit well? You know, without having measured the peak with my own hands, just eyeing it, there’s bound to be a margin of error. Actually, I’m very precise in my work. How about I measure it properly?"

Slap!

Chang’e smacked her hand down on the rabbit’s forehead, even knocking its ears crooked, and scolded angrily, "Nonsense!"

Seeing Chang’e’s blush and shy appearance, Qin Shou couldn’t help but laugh outright. What could be more fun and meaningful than teasing the girl? The answer was: nothing!

"Alright then, since you won’t say, let’s go eat. But speaking of which... Um, to put it in civilized terms, we’re talking about the bra. If the bra is too big, it’s not useful. Too small, and first, it’s uncomfortable to wear, second, it’s bad for health, and third, it might lose shape easily... you know what I mean, I’m not talking about the bra losing shape," Qin Shou rambled on his way.

Although Chang’e acted like she wasn’t listening, when she heard it could lose shape, she still frowned.

After breakfast, Chang’e was ready to go to the Heavenly Court. Before leaving, Chang’e suddenly turned to Qin Shou who had walked her out and said, "It’s a bit tight, it could be bigger..."

"What did you say?" Qin Shou was stunned and asked subconsciously.

"Never mind if you didn’t hear!" Chang’e blushed and flew away into the sky...

Qin Shou watched Chang’e’s departing figure and howled, "My goodness, no wonder the mountain is so high... 36D! Perfect! Not too big, not too small, there are peaks, there are valleys... And most importantly, it’s MY girl! Haha..."

After laughing, Qin Shou slapped his forehead and said, "Wait, that’s not right, the silly girl was wearing an OL suit when she left, oh my goodness, I hope nothing happens."

"I’d better go and check..." Qin Shou was genuinely worried, so he rose into the air and followed after her.

He caught up with Chang’e halfway, and reached out for a hug...

Chang’e glanced at the rabbit’s sly eyes, smiled slightly, and without hugging him, she picked him up by his rabbit ears, carrying him like a handbag, and just continued walking with him in tow...

Qin Shou hugged his arms, his face full of grievance, as Chang’e swung him back and forth, while pondering whether he should get Chang’e a beautiful bag.

At the Southern Gate, it was Mo Lihong’s turn to be on duty today.

Ever since Mo Lishou’s weapon was devoured by the rabbit, the Four Generals of Mo Family thought it over, that rabbit really was no good thing, what if it set its sights on our weapons again? That would be quite bothersome. Since we can’t afford to provoke it, let’s just hide from it.

So, when the Four Generals of Mo Family stood at the entrance of the Southern Gate again, all their weapons and magic treasures were packed away, just standing there with hands hanging down, motionless, like statues. But in their minds, they would usually keep praying: "I hope that damn rabbit doesn’t come... better not come... no sight of the rabbit..."

Mo Lihong was pondering where to go and have fun after his shift when suddenly he heard the heavenly soldiers beside him gasping and various exclamations erupting.

"My heavens, what kind of clothes is that fairy wearing? So bizarre?"

"So beautiful..."

"Never seen anyone dressed like that before, it looks so... a bit strange, but I have to say, what a figure!"

"An even better face..."

"And what an aura..."

Mo Lihong frowned and cursed, "A bunch of pigs, haven’t you ever seen a fairy? Aren’t there enough fairies in Heaven, haven’t you had your fill? Keep up appearances! Otherwise, you’ll deal with military law!"

As he spoke, Mo Lihong looked up, eager to see for himself what fairy had the heavenly soldiers so enchanted that they forgot their discipline!

At that look, he instantly froze on the spot.

In the distance, upon a white cloud, a tall woman with a perfectly curved figure, every inch of her appeared to be nature’s most splendid masterpiece, was approaching leisurely.

What particularly caught the eye was her attire, trousers he had never seen before, which made her legs look incredibly long, her tiny waist cinched in, like it could be encased with a grasp, and looking further up...

Mo Lihong felt the blood inside him about to boil! The shirt, stretched tight, seemed like it would burst open at any moment!

That tight sensation made Mo Lihong’s mouth dry with longing...

Then he looked at her face, familiar yet a different kind of beauty, so breathtaking it left one breathless!

Mo Lihong felt his brain nearly crash.

Usually, his habit was to first check out the face; if the face was attractive, then he would look down and check out the figure.

But the clothes of this woman in front of him outlined her figure in such a way that one couldn’t help but look at the figure first!

It couldn’t be helped, in the era Mo Lihong lived in, though there were many beautiful fairies, they all dressed in long skirts, legs covered, collarbones concealed, and their figures hidden beneath loosely fitting clothing, only visible when flying at high speeds or during a gale, revealing the curves underneath...

When had he ever experienced such a direct visual impact?!

Moreover, was the comer not the nation-bewitching, city-overthrowing Chang’e?

Mo Lihong stood dumbfounded for a full three seconds before suddenly coming back to his senses, took a deep breath, puffed out his chest and lifted his head, his eyes fixed, as he gazed into the sky, assuming the posture of a master who seemed to exude an aura of "the world may be vast, but I stand alone in solitude."