Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 201 - 200 OL_1

Chapter 201: Chapter 200 OL_1

Wu Gang didn’t make a sound.

Qin Shou continued to analyze, "Aside from dead people, there’s only blood left. I’ll try using some blood..."

With that said, Qin Shou pulled out a small knife and said to Wu Gang, "Gang, come over here for a sec."

Wu Gang’s old face darkened as he said, "For what?"

Qin Shou grinned, "I’ll just make a tiny cut, don’t worry—it’ll only be a little blood, and it won’t hurt."

"..." Wu Gang was speechless, "If it doesn’t hurt, why don’t you cut yourself?"

Qin Shou said, "I’m afraid of pain..."

Wu Gang asked, "Then why do you say it won’t hurt?"

Qin Shou confidently said, "I meant it won’t hurt me when I cut you... shortcut for not hurting."

Wu Gang said, "Scram!"

Qin Shou complained, "Don’t be so heartless."

Wu Gang ordered, "Scram further away!"

Qin Shou said, "Don’t get angry, man. If you don’t want to give blood, and you don’t want to die, I’ll have to figure it out myself."

"Scram!" Wu Gang lifted his leg and kicked out!

Qin Shou zipped across the sky with a whoosh...

However, not long after, the bushes rustled, and a rabbit full of leaves in its mouth came hopping back, munching and chuckling.

Qin Shou said, "Really, you brute have no idea how to be kind to small animals, no love, serves you right for being single!"

Wu Gang: "..."

Qin Shou declared, "Fine, if you won’t donate blood or offer your death, I’ll just have to find my own solution."

After saying this, Qin Shou took out some chickens and ducks from the Black Demon Box, then casually chose one that looked good to bleed...

Wu Gang just watched from the side, not interfering.

Qin Shou’s eyes bulged as he watched.

When the fresh blood flowed out, Qin Shou touched it with his hand, but there was no reaction. He looked up at Wu Gang and asked, "What’s going on?"

Wu Gang replied, "Don’t know."

Qin Shou muttered to himself, "Could it not be because of the blood? Then it must be because of seeing a dead person... I’ll find time to inquire around, see if anyone needs a dead person, I’ll go take a look... consider it mourning in advance."

Wu Gang: "..."

Qin Shou waved his hand and left a bear behind, saying, "Eat slowly, I’m heading back. Alas... life is a long journey, neigh... I’m neighing at the fences..."

Wu Gang: "..."

Since he couldn’t remember what had caused his memory gaps and could not find the reason for them, and was unable to find a dead person in the short term, Qin Shou decided to let it go for the time being. After all, he couldn’t just go kill someone, could he? Qin Shou, though capable, didn’t have the dark heart to kill innocents wantonly...

Back at the Moon Palace, he couldn’t cultivate nor had anything left to steal, so he simply sat in the courtyard in a daze.

Just then, he saw a sheer curtain float out of Chang’e’s boudoir...

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up, and he slapped himself, saying, "How could I forget about this! If there’s nothing to do, I can make clothes!"

And with that, Qin Shou ran out, dug up a load of soil, and returned. Then he used the Stone-to-Gold technique to turn the soil into various fabrics...

Following the designs in his memory, he began crafting modern clothes.

...

Meanwhile, in the Earthly Immortal Realm, inside Kuisong cave.

Yao Sanqian, dressed in a bright red robe, looked up at the moon and waited for a long time. Seeing no movement on the moon, he yawned helplessly and said, "Ah... these two fools can’t even realize their value for reusing waste, can they? The Heavenly Court doesn’t shed blood, so how can they fall into the mortal world? Such a fine game of chess, who in the world is messing it up?"

He sighed, took out a piece of paper, and wrote on it: "Fail!"

Then the words on the paper disappeared...

Soon after, a new line of text appeared on the paper: "No matter."

Yao Sanqian smiled: "Didn’t get scolded, seems like it wasn’t all for nothing... Heh heh."

With that, Yao Sanqian stood up and rode the stone lotus flowers through the sky, speeding off.

...

Right now, Qin Shou had no idea what was happening in the Earthly Immortal Realm... he was absorbed in figuring out how to make clothes.

However, he quickly realized he remembered the styles, but when it came to tailoring, he seemed to have skipped a crucial measurement step!

But after some thought, Qin Shou realized he had spent plenty of time sprawled in valleys, and his thighs had certainly not been spared... Plus, with the resources of several terabytes of women’s measurements from his past life, he spread his claws and gestured around for quite a while until he finally got the hang of it.

Basing it on his calculations, a smart OL-style pantsuit with a tailored jacket and a white blouse was quickly made.

Originally, Qin Shou wanted to pair it with a skirt, but he feared Chang’e wouldn’t be open to it and refuse to wear it.

Considering it was his first time offering clothes, it was better to be conservative. As for the skirt?

Slow and steady... Qin Shou believed that there was nothing time couldn’t solve!

If there was, then just give it even more time!

Qin Shou picked up the finished product and grinned, then ran up the stairs with it as if presenting a treasure, while calling out, "Dumb girl, the clothes are ready, wanna try them on? No response means yes, right? Then let’s give them a go!"

With the speed of the wind, Qin Shou burst into Chang’e’s boudoir. A few minutes later, he was thrown out by Chang’e with a dejected face, holding on to his ear.

Bang!

The door slammed shut. Qin Shou stood at the doorstep, looking up at the doorknob, smacking his lips and called, "Was that really necessary? It’s just a change of clothes, I promise I won’t peek."

"Dream on!" Chang’e’s voice came from inside the room.

Qin Shou called out, "You’ve got to trust me, I’m really a good guy."

"Pah!" Chang’e was not fooled.

Qin Shou pleaded at the door for a while, but Chang’e completely ignored him. Instead, rustling sounds of clothes being changed and the thumping of Chang’e experimenting with the outfit, seemingly unfamiliar with this kind of clothing, could be heard from inside the room.

Qin Shou exclaimed, "Dumb girl, if you don’t know how to wear it, shall I teach you? You see, I am an exemplary good teacher, a straight-A student from Wenqu Palace who doesn’t just excel in learning but is especially good at imparting knowledge. Just open the door, and I’ll show you how to wear it, hands-on, how about it?"

"No way!" Chang’e decisively refused.

A few minutes later, the door opened, but Chang’e was not seen coming out.

Qin Shou said, "Dumb girl, the door is open, and it wasn’t me who opened it... I’m coming in, okay?"

"I opened it, come in. See for yourself... Does it look good?" Chang’e’s voice came through with a tinge of worry and shyness.

At the sound of that, Qin Shou immediately turned his short legs into wheels of fire and swooshed in, as if afraid of missing the view by being even a half-second late.

Upon entering the room, Qin Shou was stunned in his tracks!

There stood Chang’e, stiffly in a sleek pantsuit, the white blouse perfectly accentuating her golden ratio S-curve figure, her proud curves, and that pretty face, lovely and charming, so beautiful that she outshone all the women in Qin Shou’s memory!

But after regaining his composure, Qin Shou still shook his head.

Chang’e froze, looking a bit disappointed, "Doesn’t it look good?"

Qin Shou replied, "Not at all, it looks great, but it’s missing something to be perfect."

"What’s missing?" Chang’e asked.

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