Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 199 - 198: Seven-Colored Calabash Rabbit?_1

Chapter 199: Chapter 198: Seven-Colored Calabash Rabbit?_1

That instant, his mind was flooded with countless images, such as Chang’e lightly shedding her silk garments, revealing a flawless body...

And, for instance, the scene of her undressing and stepping into the bath one step at a time.

Even bolder yet, imagining that upon seeing him, Chang’e seduced him to join her for a lovebirds’ bath...

Just then, a noise snapped him back to reality.

He saw Chang’e in front of him, her back facing him, followed by a long sigh, "I need to pee."

This phrase was uncouth to the extreme, causing Tianpeng to be stunned, thinking to himself, "Since when was Chang’e so open? Even her lines are so domineering? But I still like it, this is what true nature is about!"

As he looked again, he saw Chang’e take over a chamber pot and then start lifting her skirt!

Tianpeng’s heart started racing, his eyes widened to their extreme, and his nose turned blood-red as if seared by a hot iron.

He saw the skirt being lifted bit by bit, revealing the slender legs beneath, moving upward... upward... upward...

"Slender, lengthy, perfect!" Tianpeng marveled inwardly, but then he froze, "Why is there a layer of thermal pants? Wait... that’s not right, it looks like leg hair! So thick? Even thicker than mine?"

Before Tianpeng had time to think more about it, the skirt had been lifted up to the waist, revealing a crucial part!

Then he saw Chang’e start whistling: "Ssh..."

Whoosh...

"What?!" In that instant, Tianpeng forgot everything else and shouted out loud.

After shouting, he instantly regretted it and was just about to turn tail and run when he saw Chang’e suddenly turn around and catch sight of him!

His eyes went wide in shock, thinking to himself: it’s over, I’m going to be reported to the Jade Emperor!

But then he saw Chang’e grin at him and say, "What are you looking at? Come in, let’s chat..."

"Ugh..." Demonic face, but what the hell is that thing on the lower half of the body?

The intense contrast was too much for Tianpeng to bear; he couldn’t take it any longer and started running for dear life, not even bothering with the stairs, jumping straight out the window, bursting through the main door, and vanishing into thin air...

After Tianpeng had gone, Qin Shou leaned out the window, gazing at the sky, smacking his lips with a look of sadness, "It was my first time cross-dressing as Yu’er, and you actually vomited... are you even human? Damn it! You must be feeling insecure!"

Meanwhile, Tianpeng was close to tears; he had wanted to give Chang’e a surprise, but ended up scaring himself instead!

Although he knew there must be something wrong with this Chang’e, one leg was covered in white fur—surely it must be that damn rabbit!

But... having seen that thing, it really hurt his eyes!

Just then, a female fairy flew towards him, none other than Fairy Chang’e herself!

Chang’e had intended to take a detour, but then they collided head-on, and she was genuinely startled. She was afraid that lecher would stick to her and try to make advances again, which would be troublesome.

However, out of politeness, Chang’e still nodded slightly and greeted him, "Little fairy pays her respects to Tianpeng Marshal."

Upon hearing that voice that had haunted his dreams, Tianpeng instantly opened his eyes to see the strikingly beautiful, cold and aloof lady in front of him.

Yet, in the next moment, the image of a leg full of white fur and that elongated caterpillar flashed through his mind...

"Ugh..." Unable to hold back, Tianpeng retched and waved his hands, "Greetings, fairy, I have other matters, I must go."

With that, Tianpeng ran off, his figure quickly disappearing.

Rumor had it, Tianpeng Marshal encountered some mishap and was plagued by nightmares for a whole week, hadn’t eaten for half a month, and suffered ceaseless vomiting and diarrhea...

"Yu’er, I just saw that rascal Tianpeng." Chang’e, still shaken, clutched onto Qin Shou.

Qin Shou asked, "He didn’t harass you, did he?"

Pouting, Chang’e checked her reflection in the mirror and said, "He didn’t harass me, but it’s so strange. He vomited as soon as he saw me... Am I that ugly?"

Hearing this, Qin Shou burst into laughter. "Of course you’re not ugly, you’re beautiful! It’s probably just his own stomach problems. Don’t mind him."

Reassured after checking her reflection again and confirming she was indeed gorgeous, Chang’e smiled happily and called the rabbit to go have dinner.

After dinner, Qin Shou continued his ball-touching exercise...

Meanwhile, in the Earthly Immortal Realm, inside Kuisong Cave.

Yao Sanqian, dressed in a big red robe, yawned and set aside his badly frayed folding fan, shaking his head and said, "It seems he’s not coming back. Since that’s the case, keeping you lot is pointless. Might as well embroider a flower."

Having said that, Yao Sanqian picked up two folding fans—with the silhouettes of the Sanhuan Cave Master and Kuisong Daoist on them!

He then took out an embroidery needle and stabbed down...

Just as Qin Shou was about to start stealing, he suddenly heard the Sanhuan Cave Master and Kuisong Daoist cry out in alarm, then clutch their chests and vomit blood...

The Sanhuan Cave Master roared, "The Three Thousand Death Curse, it’s Yao Sanqian!"

The Kuisong Daoist exclaimed in horror, "When did he cast the curse on us?"

"No wonder he approached us willingly... Ah!" The Sanhuan Cave Master hadn’t finished speaking when a large hole suddenly burst open in his chest, front to back, blood spraying everywhere!

Kuisong Daoist shouted, "Yao Sanqian, what are you doing?"

But it was all too late—his chest erupted with blood, dyeing the water ball red...

Right then, with a loud bang, the water ball exploded, spattering fresh blood directly onto Qin Shou’s face!

"Blood..." Qin Shou touched the blood on his face instinctively, looking at the blood on his hand, his eyes, once like rubies, suddenly dimmed and turned blood-red... The blood-red eyes grew redder and darker until they blackened!

Those eyes, like twin whirlpools of blood, gave one the illusion of being sucked into them at a glance.

At the same time, a chilling wind blew out from his eyes...

In an instant, the Moon Palace was enveloped in deadly silence, as if it had fallen into a cavern of ice.

Chang’e, who was embroidering a handkerchief, looked outside in panic, but found she couldn’t move, as if frozen solid, the cold biting into her, unable to move no matter how hard she tried... A terrifying presence rose from the depths of her soul.

"Yu’er..." Panic surged through Chang’e, not so much for herself but for Qin Shou’s safety.

At the same moment, Wu Gang, who had been cutting down the osmanthus tree below the King of Osmanthus Tree, suddenly set aside his axe and turned his head toward the Moon Palace, frowning and saying, "That troublesome rabbit!"

Having said this, Wu Gang stepped out and was already outside the Moon Palace, with not a hint of mana fluctuation. It was as if he moved with his physical body alone, or as if it was just an ordinary person walking... With another step, he appeared in front of Qin Shou!

"A seven-colored rabbit, huh? A different color each day?" Wu Gang looked at Qin Shou, now a blood-red rabbit, shook his head, and muttered to himself.

It was at that moment that the blood-red swirls in Qin Shou’s eyes began to slow down...

Seeing this, Wu Gang’s eyes flashed with seriousness, and he stopped fooling around, raising his hand to deliver a slap!

Smack!

Thump!

Qin Shou was knocked out cold again...

Afterward, the blood color on Qin Shou’s body receded like a tide, and before long, he was a white-furred, chubby rabbit again, lying there, sound asleep.