Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 195 - 194: Earthly Immortal, Haha…_1

Chapter 195: Chapter 194: Earthly Immortal, Haha..._1

Kuisong also said, "We only came to catch a rabbit, we really didn’t plan to attack a Heavenly God."

Upon hearing this, Tianpeng’s eyebrows twitched, and he asked with a frown, "What are you guys up to?"

The Sanhuan Cave Master subconsciously said, "Catching a rabbit, the one on the moon!"

Tianpeng, once he heard that, felt his anger subside by half, then squinting his eyes, he asked, "Did you just say ’leave no survivors’?"

The Sanhuan Cave Master tested the waters and said, "Impossible... How would we dare? After all, it is a fairy’s pet. How could we possibly kill it? We just wanted to take it out for a stroll..."

Tianpeng snorted coldly and said, "Attacking a Heavenly God is like rebelling, execution..."

"We really are going to kill it!" Kuisong was quick to react, immediately shouting out.

At these words, Tianpeng laughed, "That rabbit is indeed hateful, I also dislike him..."

Seeing this, the Sanhuan Cave Master instantly understood and shouted, "Tianpeng, you also dislike that rabbit? If you let my brothers and me go, I guarantee that the rabbit won’t live to see the sun tomorrow!"

Tianpeng laughed even more joyfully...

Kuisong followed with a guarantee, "He is as good as dead!"

The Sanhuan Cave Master said, "Since you laughed, that means you agree with our plan, right?"

Tianpeng spat, "Who agreed with your plan? I’ve felt all day like I forgot to bring my brains. But after meeting you guys, I suddenly feel like my brains are back, so I am happy..."

As he spoke, Tianpeng spread his fingers open, revealing a Shadow Printing Stone in his hand, laughing, "After all these years, this is the first time I’ve seen anyone as bold as you guys, attacking a subordinate of the Heavenly Court and even daring to confess in front of a Heavenly God, tsk tsk... Most importantly, as soon as I tricked you, you spilled everything. Do you guys even have brains?" Then he changed his tone, "Although I hate that rabbit, this is Heaven, I am a Heavenly God, you dare to attack a subordinate of Heavenly Court, the evidence is conclusive, execution on the spot!"

As he finished speaking, Tianpeng’s fingers pinched, and the waters of the Milky Way gathered with a whoosh. In the blink of an eye, a vast thousand-mile-long river turned into the size of a bullet, and the Sanhuan Cave Master and Kuisong Daoist inside the river looked on in horror at Tianpeng, who was about to crush the water sphere with two fingers...

"Wait a second!" a voice suddenly rang out.

Upon hearing it, Tianpeng’s body couldn’t help but shudder because the voice was all too familiar... It was that damn rabbit!

As he turned around, sure enough, Qin Shou was staring at him with a pair of big eyes.

"Rabbit, what is it? Whatever you want to do, I refuse!" Tianpeng stated decisively, thinking to himself: No matter what you want to do, I will not give it to you! Refusal! It’s my turn to trick you for once! Indeed, by crushing two idiots, my IQ has risen by a lot! So smart!

Seeing this, Qin Shou stroked his chin and said, "So unapproachable? Won’t even listen to what I’m going to say?"

"Heh... Whatever you’re going to say, it’s the same answer, there can be no change!" Tianpeng retorted.

"Are you sure?" Qin Shou asked with a sad face.

Seeing the rabbit’s sad look, Tianpeng felt even more delighted inside, relishing the feeling of settling a major grudge, so he nodded vigorously, absolutely determined.

Qin Shou said, "Since that’s the case, I won’t invite you for dinner. What were you about to do again? Do as you please..."

"Do as I please just... uh, wait a second!" Tianpeng suddenly realized something and exclaimed.

Qin Shou turned back and gave him a disdainful look, "What now?"

"Did you just say you were inviting me to dinner?" Tianpeng asked excitedly.

Qin Shou said, "I had that idea, but since you don’t consider me a friend, why would I invite you to dinner?"

"Who says so? You are definitely my friend! My best friend!" Tianpeng hurried over, hugging Qin Shou, and chuckled, "Rabbit, where are we having dinner? Who else is going? Is Fairy Chang’e coming too?"

Qin Shou said, "I haven’t gone back yet, so how would I know if Lady Chang’e has returned or whether she’ll join us for dinner? Also, don’t get too familiar with me, are we that close?"

Tianpeng smacked his lips and said, "Rabbit, don’t be like that, I was just joking with you."

"I wasn’t joking with you, goodbye, I won’t see you out!" Qin Shou turned and walked towards the moon.

"Wait a minute, Rabbit, can’t we talk this over? Look, these two were coming to kill you, and I’ve caught them. Doesn’t that mean I’ve saved you? I’ve been such a good friend, can you still say I don’t treat you as one? You’re really making my heart cold," Tianpeng hastily said, presenting the two pitiful figures trapped in the water spheres, those of the Sanhuan Cave Master and Kuisong Daoist.

Qin Shou leaned in to take a look, then curled his lip and said, "Them? Kill me?"

"Yeah! Don’t judge them by their current state, looking as flimsy as goldfish. In reality, these two are Earthly Immortals! They’re fierce once released!" Tianpeng said.

Qin Shou stroked his chin thoughtfully and said, "I see. Since they came to trouble me, how about you hand them over for me to deal with?"

"Uh, you want them? Rabbit, these are Earthly Immortals. If they escape carelessly, it could lead to trouble. I can’t always be by your side to protect you. Besides, if something were to happen to you, I would... *cough cough* Fairy Chang’e would be in danger too, right?" Tianpeng expressed his concerns.

Qin Shou replied, "So, for our safety, why don’t you just seal their mana?"

After some thought, Tianpeng said, "That’s possible, but a normal confinement won’t hold them for long. I would have to reinforce it once a month, uh... no, they’re Earthly Immortals; I should check once a week. Sigh... that’s not going to work either. With two Earthly Immortals, I better come every three days to check, otherwise I wouldn’t feel at ease."

Qin Shou chuckled and said, "Why not make it a daily visit?"

"That would be best! So, shall we agree on that? I’ll come once in the morning and once in the evening?" Tianpeng asked.

Qin Shou’s expression darkened as he thought: This damn pig, if he didn’t have to go back to his duties, he would probably just move in here!

How could Qin Shou let him have his way? Thus, he held up a finger and said, "One month! If your spells can’t keep them sealed for a month, I seriously doubt your sincerity. If you’re not sincere, I don’t want these men, and I’m not inviting you for dinner either. You, go wherever you please, how about that?"

Upon hearing this, Tianpeng, although frustrated by the change from three days to a month, finally had a solid excuse to visit the Moon Palace to see Chang’e!

How could he pass up this opportunity?

In that moment, he suddenly felt that the Sanhuan Cave Master and Kuisong Daoist weren’t that bad, at least they had some use.

With this in mind, Tianpeng quickly handed over the two to Qin Shou, saying at the same time, "One month it is! Rest assured, if they so much as blink within this month, I’ll take your surname!"

Qin Shou hurriedly said, "Don’t! If you took my surname, I’m afraid I couldn’t hold down the lid of my family ancestors’ coffins..."

Tianpeng: "..."

Coughing to clear his throat, Tianpeng pretended he didn’t understand the Rabbit’s words and said, "So, can we go have dinner now?"

Qin Shou looked at the two men inside the water spheres and said, "How do I get these things out? I can’t touch them."

Tianpeng said, "Why would you want to touch them?"

Qin Shou said, "Can’t I snap their heads to vent my frustration?"

With a wave of his hand, Tianpeng said, "Now you can touch them."

Qin Shou tried and indeed, his fingers could now penetrate the water sphere. He snapped the heads of Kuisong Daoist and the Sanhuan Cave Master. The two flailed their fists in agitation, shouting something, but the Rabbit wasn’t in the mood to listen. Instead, he squinted his eyes, lost in the beautiful future that awaited him, Earthly Immortals... haha...

Tianpeng had no idea that Qin Shou, besides having strong teeth, also had cunning hands. Naturally, he didn’t know what the Rabbit was plotting.

At the moment, he cared only about one thing: "Can we go have dinner now?"