Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 191 - 190 Righteousness Emboldened_1

Chapter 191: Chapter 190 Righteousness Emboldened_1

Tianpeng was a blushing old face because he had paid to look and then couldn’t see anything... Now looking for Rabbit again did indeed seem a little unreasonable.

Upon seeing this, Qin Shou’s mind was immediately filled with clues. Those scriptures had really caused some trouble!

Thinking back to the situation where Yuan Qi had run rampant, Qin Shou boldly speculated, "Could it be that someone read my scriptures and advanced? Damn, the ’Tao Te Ching’ from another world is also effective in this world? Really?"

But Qin Shou couldn’t make sense of this reasoning at all...

Qin Shou was never arrogant or conceited. How many years does Earth’s civilization have? Five thousand? Multiply it by ten, is that anywhere near the lifespan of a demon in the Earthly Immortal Realm?

In such a short time, could the creations of so few people really surpass a vast and infinite world of immortals and demons with countless beings and accumulations of billions and trillions of years?

When it comes to poetry and prose surpassing others, that’s a flash of genius, and it’s not impossible.

But to comprehend Dao, that’s not something you can achieve with just a flash of inspiration...

So while Qin Shou guessed, deep down he still didn’t quite believe it.

Tianpeng was too embarrassed to ask about the scriptures anymore, and he cleared his throat before saying, "Rabbit, what are you selling this time?"

Qin Shou chuckled and said loudly, "I, the venerable Rabbit, am selling something even more expensive this time!"

Everyone around had been staring at this rabbit. Upon hearing that the rabbit was selling something even pricier, they immediately became interested.

With the previous incident as a cautionary tale, everyone took the items the rabbit was selling more seriously and crowded around, their eyes fixed on the rabbit in front of them while they tightly clutched their money bags, afraid of missing a good opportunity to advance.

The Rabbit paid them no mind and leisurely took out a Xumi Bag from the Black Demon Box, took ten bird eggs out of it, placed them on the ground, then put a hammer next to them, and finally set up a sign that read—For ten thousand Red Spirit Crystals, you get one hammer blow, tenfold compensation if you break it, no refunds if you don’t.

When people saw this, they were dumbfounded. Not selling treasures? Switching to an egg-smashing game?

And upon examining the rules, they suddenly found it amusing. Wasn’t this just like giving away money? If they were real eggs, what kind of logic would suggest that an egg couldn’t be smashed with a hammer?

"Haha... Has this rabbit’s brain gotten wet? Hammering an egg, how could it not break?"

"Shhh... Maybe it’s a typo, and he doesn’t know yet."

"The opportunity to get rich is here, haha..."

...

Everyone quietly discussed among themselves while rubbing their hands together in anticipation.

Tianpeng had been watching and upon seeing what Rabbit had written, he raised an eyebrow and stepped forward, "Rabbit, is this rule you wrote for real?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Of course! My word is final!"

Tianpeng laughed, and the audience laughed as well...

Tianpeng chuckled and said, "Let everyone be witnesses, ah. This was written by Rabbit himself, not by me!"

The audience, eager for excitement, shouted in agreement, "Okay, we’ll witness it."

Qin Shou looked on curiously and said, "What’s going on?"

Qin Shou then made a move to go see what he had written for himself.

Tianpeng glanced over and pushed the rabbit back down, at the same time dumping a bag of money into the rabbit’s embrace with a sly smile, "You said it yourself, ’no take-backs,’ and now it’s too late to regret it! Haha... watch me smash your bird egg!"

As soon as he said this, Tianpeng laughed first.

The rest also responded with a knowing laughter that seemed to say ’we all get it’...

Tianpeng’s mood was exceptionally good, damn it, that damn rabbit had tricked him out of so many magic treasures, and now he could finally make a good profit! Invest 10,000 Red Spirit Crystals and earn back 100,000 Red Spirit Crystals, he’d recouped all that he had given away, awesome!

Worried that Qin Shou might change his mind, Tianpeng picked up the hammer and smashed down.

Crack!

The bird egg shattered on cue!

Seeing this, Tianpeng burst into laughter, stretching out his hand and saying, "Rabbit, cough up the money!"

But then he saw the rabbit looking at him with the kind of expression one reserves for an idiot: "You never went to school, did you? The rules I wrote clearly state ’no refunds’."

Once he spoke, not only Tianpeng, but everyone else watching the scene burst into laughter...

"Haha... Rabbit, you’ve written it wrong, ’tenfold compensation for smashing,’ now of course you have to compensate since the egg is smashed."

"Haha... Rabbit, you’ve taken a huge loss!"

...

As the crowd laughed, Tianpeng turned the sign around, smiling, "Rabbit, next time you write, take a good look before you set it out. Your literacy skills are lacking... haha... hand over the money now."

However, to everyone’s surprise, the rabbit should have been nervous or dejected.

But the rabbit was completely unruffled, sitting down, looking like he was disappointed in someone’s incompetence, shaking his head slightly, and scoffed, "Saying you never went to school means exactly that. Read this carefully for me."

Tianpeng laughed, "Need to read it? It’s crystal clear, written plain as day: 10,000 Red Spirit Crystals to hammer once, tenfold compensation if smashed, no refunds if not..."

As he read, Tianpeng suddenly felt something was off...

Especially with the rabbit sitting in front of him, tilting his head, looking up, with a toothy grin, looking too cheerful for comfort.

The rabbit said, "Got it now? If not, read it again. As the old saying goes, ’Read a book a hundred times and its meaning will appear.’ Come on, keep reading." Qin Shou said with a grin.

Tianpeng said, "10,000 Red Spirit Crystals to hammer once, tenfold compensation if smashed, no refunds if not... Is there a problem?"

Qin Shou countered, "Is there a problem? Tenfold compensation to you for smashing, no refunds if not, clear? If you still don’t get it, look at how I move my lips and read with me. Smash! Smash! Smash! Tenfold compensation for smashing! Smash! Smash! Smash! No refunds if not! Read the key points three times. Do you understand now?"

Hearing this, everyone fell silent, astonished... Their faces, red with embarrassment, they looked at the rabbit, but many more took pleasure in Tianpeng’s misfortune.

Although Tianpeng was surrounded by thick fog, even a fool knew his expression must be ugly...

Qin Shou said, "Still don’t get it? Kid, how about I recommend you attend Wenqu Palace to study language and writing? Honestly, I can’t understand why you took a hammer to my egg when I wrote it so clearly? Besides, one egg for 10,000 Red Spirit Crystals, hurry up and pay the compensation."

"Damn rabbit, are you robbing me?!" Tianpeng exploded in anger.

Qin Shou lifted his head and called out righteous indignation, "Who’s robbing who? I was minding my own business with my hammer here, and you took it upon yourself to smash my egg? Did my egg provoke you? I was saving my egg to hatch a little bird to raise as my child! You killed my future child, why can’t I demand 10,000 Red Spirit Crystals from you? Too much? If you think it’s too much, how about I kill your child and give you 10,000 Red Spirit Crystals, would that be okay?"

After a barrage of questions, Tianpeng was left speechless, finally squeezing out, "Anyway, you’re just robbing me!"