Rabbit Must Die -
Chapter 188 - 187 Rabbit Didn’t Trick Anyone_1
Chapter 188: Chapter 187 Rabbit Didn’t Trick Anyone_1
"This Rabbit is too damaging..." Master Liu said.
The Shanye Immortal then squinted his eyes and said, "It’s not that simple; there must be other karma involved, otherwise the Rabbit wouldn’t cling to the Sun Wandering God this tightly. Plus, look, Yunding Market is guarded by heavenly soldiers and generals. With such commotion, wouldn’t they be aware? The fact that these guys are not showing up speaks volumes, doesn’t it?"
Master Liu said, "Either the Rabbit has an earth-defying status with someone backing it up, or the Sun Wandering God has a ton of debt, and someone is taking the chance to collect."
"The Yunding Market was closed for a month recently, apparently as a result of the Sun Wandering God filing a complaint," Yunkong True Master said.
"There’s also that Shadow Printing Stone of the Yunding Market’s Deity General skinny dipping, which seems to have been leaked by him," Shanye Immortal chuckled.
"I’ve seen it, it’s quite small..."
"Hehe... An eternal great hatred indeed, no wonder nobody’s dealing with it."
...
Elsewhere, the Sun Wandering God covered his mouth and clenched his crotch, a look of sworn resistance on his face!
Kui San approached him, gave a grin and then forcefully pried!
The Sun Wandering God’s legs spread apart!
The Night Wandering Gods in the sky covered their eyes collectively; it was too tragic to watch...
Kui Yi flicked his finger with a snap!
"Ow... *cough*..."
Kui Er roared, "In!"
The Sun Wandering God hurriedly cried out, "I’ll talk!"
The three fools instantly stopped, with the cutlass fish only a centimeter away from entering the Sun Wandering God’s mouth!
The Sun Wandering God could even feel the chill emanating from the cutlass fish, followed by a cold sweat breaking out on his forehead...
At the same time, someone in the crowd quickly stepped back and took off running!
Then the Sun Wandering God cursed loudly, "Ao Sui! You’re seriously screwing me over! Didn’t you say it was just an ordinary Rabbit? I’ve taken your thing, and I’ve done more than enough, just you wait!"
Upon hearing this, Qin Shou thought, Ao Sui? Who is that?
Qin Shou still had no clue why he was attacked last time, and now hearing this name made it even more puzzling.
But that didn’t matter, someone knew...
Someone in the crowd shouted, "Ao Sui? The grandson of the South Sea Dragon King, the little Dragon King Ao Sui?"
Upon hearing this, Qin Shou instantly understood everything and followed the Sun Wandering God’s gaze, just in time to see a young man sprinting away!
It wasn’t that Qin Shou’s eyesight was particularly good; it was mainly because the young man was followed by three burly bodyguards! These three were too conspicuous—others were running forward, but they ran sideways, with a swagger that screamed privileged fools, too eye-catching to ignore!
"Little mud loach, think you can run?" Qin Shou roared, activating his High Speed, and whoosh—he chased after the figure in a flash!
The Rabbit ran away, leaving the three fools stunned. They looked at each other, then at the pitiful Sun Wandering God beside them.
The Sun Wandering God smiled obsequiously, "Are we good now, sirs?"
"Big brother, what do we do?" Kui San asked.
"Big brother, dad always said it’s shameful to waste, and they’ve delivered right to us..." Kui Er looked at the frozen cutlass fish in his hand.
The Sun Wandering God suddenly got a bad feeling...
Kui Yi said, "What are we waiting for? I flick, you feed!"
Having said that, Kui Yi brought his fingers together and flicked them in succession, thud thud thud...
Owww, owww, owww, owww...
Crack!
Others couldn’t bear to watch any longer and turned away, pretending they knew nothing.
The Sun Wandering God felt like crying, but fortunately, he wasn’t a mortal who became a god. Instead, he was a bit of divine essence hung on the Investiture of the Gods, and his current body was an aggregation of energy. Stuffing a fish inside wouldn’t result in a big bleed-out and death, but it did have him streaming with snot and tears from the pain...
It took Kui Er quite some effort to stuff the sword-mouthed fish in, and just as he pulled his hand out, he heard Kui San shout, "This can’t go to waste either!"
Everyone turned to look, only to see Kui San dragging over that big octopus...
When the Sun Wandering God saw this, his eyes rolled back and he fainted...
Seeing this, the spectators felt a sense of gratification...
The Three Big Fools were confused; they kicked the Sun Wandering God, who showed no reaction at all.
"Forget it, we’ll take that one back to eat," Kui Yi said.
So the Three Big Fools stood up and went after the rabbit.
Just then, the Shanye Immortal shouted, "Stop!"
Everyone looked and saw two Night Wandering Gods, who had somehow made their way to the bowl the rabbit had placed on the ground, flashing a mischievous smile at everyone before flipping the bowl over!
That instant, all the people who had paid to watch felt bewildered, their cheeks burning with shame, thinking: damn, we’ve been utterly humiliated!
Those who hadn’t paid to watch bulged their eyes, only to see a piece of paper under the bowl with one character written on it—"Dao"!
"You spent so much money just to see this one character?"
"Haha... Is this what you call value for money?"
"Wahaha... truly value for money, haha... If you want to see it, I’ll charge a hundred Red Spirit Crystals, as many as you want to see, haha..."
"This is what they call ’swelling your face to become fat,’ right? Desperately clinging to face? Haha..."
Laughter erupted from the people around, while those who had paid had their cheeks burning as they glared furiously at the two giggling Night Wandering Gods, and then they all shouted in unison: "Catch them!"
Scared by this, the Night Wandering Gods bolted at top speed!
"Don’t let a single one escape, catch them and we’ll roast them to eat!" the crowd yelled, chasing after the sixteen Night Wandering Gods who were frantically running in all directions, gradually moving farther away.
However, there were some who didn’t join the chase, including the Shanye Immortal, Yunkong True Master, and Master Liu, who all looked dejected, as they had lost their last shred of dignity and couldn’t be bothered to chase the Night Wandering Gods or the rabbit anymore.
"Haha... You three... haha... just saw one ’De’ character, haha... you took quite a loss, right? Haha..."
The crowd openly mocked them.
The three let out a sigh... Just then, the Shanye Immortal suddenly looked up and asked, "What did you say?"
"I said you’re fools, spending so much money just to see one ’De’ character, what about it? You three gonna hit me now? Just three Human Immortals, I, the Sanhuan Cave Master, am really not afraid," said the one who had been recognized by Tianpeng Marshal before, indeed the Sanhuan Cave Master himself.
As an Earthly Immortal, would the Sanhuan Cave Master be afraid of Human Immortals? He was brimming with confidence!
Yunkong True Master tugged at the Shanye Immortal, saying, "Let it go, let it go..."
But the Shanye Immortal shook off Yunkong True Master, "No! The character I saw was clearly ’Dao’, so why did he say it was ’De’? How could they be different?"
So the Shanye Immortal, disregarding others’ surprised looks, ran straight to the bowl, picked up the paper, and discovered that the paper was actually folded into a triangle with one character on each side—namely, ’Dao’, ’De’, and ’Jing’!
The Shanye Immortal frowned, with just these three characters, it seemed there wasn’t much difference from one character.
But the Shanye Immortal wouldn’t give up and looked closely...
"Shanye Immortal, are you alright?" Yunkong True Master asked tentatively.
Master Liu said, "It’s over, this matter has hit him too hard, he’s gone mad..."
Sanhuan Cave Master shook his head, "With such a weak mentality, no wonder he can’t step through the gate of being a Human Immortal, a useless person!"
After saying this, the Sanhuan Cave Master was ready to leave...
However, just at that moment, the Shanye Immortal shouted with wild joy, "It’s just as I thought, what a rabbit, it actually engraved the Dao character!"
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