Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 172 - 171 Can’t bite? _1

Chapter 172: Chapter 171 Can’t bite? _1

While speaking, Master Lu pulled out an oil-paper packet that was smaller than the palm of his hand and threw it to Qin Shou. Qin Shou unwrapped it and saw a roasted bird inside, even smaller than a chick, of some unknown breed...

Qin Shou’s face immediately darkened, "Master, is this what you’re giving me to eat?"

"What, is it too much? Then tear off two legs and bring them back to me," Master Lu said.

Qin Shou, so frustrated that his teeth itched, yelled, "I’m going to fight you!"

Then Qin Shou leapt into the air and pounced on the huge roast, hugging it and starting to eat...

Seeing this scene, Master Lu laughed, and so did Chang’e.

After eating their fill, Master Lu looked at Qin Shou holding the "Overview of Artifact Refinement" and continuing to flip through it with a smile that spread across his face...

"Master, where did you get this cookbook from?" Qin Shou asked.

Master Lu became so angry he almost smashed a wine bottle on Rabbit’s head, shouting, "What cookbook? This is the ’Overview of Artifact Refinement’! God knows where it came from; it’s been around for ages. It contains countless notes and insights from predecessors; one look, and you benefit immensely. The fact that you, brat, can flip through it at will is a damn wonder. Is god blind?"

Qin Shou nodded and said, "He must be blind, or he wouldn’t have allowed me to learn from you."

Master Lu immediately threw a wine bottle at Rabbit’s forehead, who, without batting an eye, tilted his head back, ate the bottle and all, and crunched it up, merrily chewing with wine dribbling from the corners of his mouth...

Seeing this, Chang’e laughed and took out a handkerchief to help him wipe off the wine...

Master Lu, seeing the two of them flaunting their love, felt his eyeballs turning red, and in the end, he shook his head helplessly and said, "Ah, it looks like I need to find a partner too..."

Qin Shou gave him a sidelong glance, "With your explosive temper, if you found a partner, they’d probably be dead by the second day."

When Master Lu heard this, not only did he not get angry, he shuddered as if he thought of something terrifying and subconsciously rubbed his kneecaps, muttering, "Let’s talk about it later."

Then Master Lu said, "Rabbit, you take the ’Overview of Artifact Refinement’ for now. When you’ve fully grasped what’s inside, then you can return it to me. But hurry up, otherwise, when new disciples come, they won’t have anything to read."

Qin Shou said, "You can have it back anytime; after all, I have almost finished reading the cookbook part."

Smack!

Master Lu threw a wine bottle at Rabbit’s forehead, but Rabbit didn’t take it to heart, saying, "What’s wrong? Don’t you want it anymore?"

Master Lu angrily said, "You useless thing, who told you to read the cookbook? Cough cough... the section on treasured items. Look at more Artifact Refining techniques, look more at the experiences of the predecessors! Understand?"

Chang’e also said, "Yu’er, it’s a rare opportunity, and you’re lucky that the Master is so good to you. You should seize this chance and not be playful."

"It’s not being playful, it’s being gluttonous!" Master Lu corrected.

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "I know, I know... I’m looking at it right now, aren’t I?"

"Rabbit, I’m asking you, how did you manage to flip through this book so freely?" Master Lu was genuinely curious; he had been helpless against this book for many years. Yet, this Rabbit had solved this worry of his.

Qin Shou thought for a moment, his memory going back to last night.

Indeed, the first time Qin Shou read the book, he was completely engrossed and forgot everything else.

But after reading for two days straight, he woke up from hunger...

So, Qin Shou put the book away and started eating. Once he had eaten something and wanted to read again, he couldn’t open the book.

"Aw, why can’t I open it now?" Qin Shou flipped it over for quite a while, but the book was as firm as a slab of iron.

Just as Qin Shou was puzzled, an additional line of text appeared on the book, which read: A person can only read it once in a lifetime.

Qin Shou looked at it, immediately stupefied, and muttered, "Can only look at it once? There’s such a rule?"

However, the book had no response whatsoever.

Qin Shou flipped and turned it over for a long time, and after confirming that it indeed could not be opened, he touched his belly and said, "Well, if it can’t be opened, then so be it. Anyway, I’ve already finished reading the recipe Chapter. As for the rest, I couldn’t care less. Since looking at you has made me hungry, I might as well eat you as a midnight snack."

"Ha ha... Eat me? You think you can manage that?" Another line of text appeared on the Yellow Book.

Upon seeing this, Qin Shou immediately took offence, "A man should never admit he can’t do something, so into my mouth you go, dammit!"

As he spoke, Qin Shou stuffed the book into his mouth, and with one bite, he was surprised to find that the book was incredibly tough!

Qin Shou’s sharp and usually effective teeth couldn’t even make a dent in this book!

Qin Shou bit down a few more times and indeed, he could not bite through it.

Qin Shou knew that the book in his hands was probably not an ordinary thing!

He had seen many treasures of heaven and earth before, but this was the first time he had encountered something he could not bite. Even a fool would know, this book was no simple matter!

Qin Shou picked up the book to look, and saw that a new line of text had appeared on it: "You can’t do it!"

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and said, "Hey, you little Yellow Book, getting cocky, are we? You think I’ve run out of tricks?"

Yellow Book: "You can’t do it, you just can’t. What are you going to do about me?"

Upon reading this, Qin Shou was truly irritated, but his eyes soon darted around and he chuckled, "Alright, can’t bite through it, huh? Well... we’ll see about that!"

Then Qin Shou stopped paying attention to the book and started to eat indiscriminately, consuming whatever was available.

The Yellow Book lay to the side, probably not understanding what the Rabbit was up to, and a new line of text appeared on it: "Given up? You really can’t do it."

The Rabbit glanced at it and chuckled, "Don’t get cocky, just wait until I’ve eaten a bit more."

After eating some more, Qin Shou took the Yellow Book and ran into a small grove, then squatted down and shouted, "Ugh..."

Bang bang...

Two foul farts were released, followed by Qin Shou raising his eyebrows in excitement, "There we go!"

The Yellow Book seemed to sense that something was amiss, "What are you going to do?"

Looking at the words above, Qin Shou snickered, "Not much, you were acting all cocky, right? Since it can’t be read or eaten, might as well use it for wiping my butt."

"I am impervious to all evil and untouched by worldly dust; you won’t be able to dirty me," the Yellow Book immediately flashed another line of text.

But this only excited the Rabbit rather than discouraging him, as he shouted, "Really? Doesn’t that mean it can be used many times? Mom will never have to worry about me not bringing toilet paper again? Ha ha... What a treasure!"

The Yellow Book was left speechless, probably never having encountered such a bizarrely thinking scoundrel!

It had always been revered like a treasure by its owners in the past; who would have thought of tossing it into their mouth to eat or using it to wipe their ass?

For the first time in its existence, the Yellow Book truly didn’t know how to handle this situation.

After doing his business, Qin Shou didn’t bother with anything else; he just picked up the Yellow Book and approached his behind.

"Stop! I give in..." Finally, the shameless Rabbit disgusted the Yellow Book into submission.