Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 167 - 166 The Story of the Rag_1

Chapter 167: Chapter 166 The Story of the Rag_1

Boom!

With a thunderous crash, the gigantic axe cleaved through the cloud mass!

The clouds exploded, and the dark clouds crumbled!

However, the thunderbolt chains still clung together, tightly binding Qin Shou!

But after being disturbed by Master Lu’s axe blow, Qin Shou found that he seemed to be able to move!

Qin Shou moved his neck slightly and then looked up at the dark clouds and thunderbolt chains above, exclaiming, "Master, take a break, let me handle this!"

Master Lu looked down and asked, "You? Can you manage it?"

Qin Shou narrowed his eyes and said, "I’ll give it a try... But these noodles are a bit long, I might not finish them in one go..."

Master Lu: "..."

Then they saw Qin Shou bite down on the thunderbolt chain on his body, bang!

The thunderbolt chain was bitten off, and then, one after another, the chains on his body were soon bitten into pieces, turning into arcs of electricity shooting out.

Qin Shou threw back his head and bit another piece of the thunderbolt chain, then sucked hard!

Sluuurp!

The thunderbolt was indeed like noodles, sucked into Rabbit’s mouth in one go!

Master Lu, carrying the axe as big as a small hill, smacked his lips and said, "Beast, you can even eat this... It seems to taste pretty good."

Meanwhile, Qin Shou slurped again, swallowing another piece of the thunder, and then licking his lips, he cried out, "Are you all scared to death? Food’s here; if you don’t eat, do you want to starve?!"

Master Lu didn’t understand who Qin Shou was talking to and suddenly realized the disciple was muttering to himself, murmuring, "Has this rabbit gone mad?"

However, Qin Shou was very clear, he wasn’t speaking to anyone, he was speaking to himself! To his own cells!

To say it was to the cells was actually to himself!

The cells didn’t have their own consciousness, what’s called the fear of causality, wasn’t the cells being afraid, but deep down, Qin Shou himself had subconsciously chickened out. He was unaware of his own fear, but the cells sensed it and reflexively didn’t dare to eat, which resulted in the slowdown of cellular consumption.

But now, Qin Shou’s shouting was to embolden himself; with his courage rising, it was as if the army of cells had been activated, each howling and opening its gaping maws to furiously tear at and devour the lightning entering his body!

And as the lightning entered Qin Shou’s body, confronting the frenzied cells, it instantly collapsed!

The tiny chains were directly torn apart, churned in the stomach and transformed into pure Yuan Qi, absorbed by the whole body!

Qin Shou felt his physical body grow stronger, and in the midst of ecstatic laughter, he slurped down a large chunk of the thunderbolt chains!

The thunderbolt chains couldn’t withstand being eaten like this, and with a crack, they shattered and dissipated in the air.

Lu Er stared in astonishment at this scene and asked Lu Yi, "Big brother, have you ever seen someone overcome a Heavenly Tribulation like this? The rabbit actually ate the Heavenly Tribulation!"

Lu Yi shook his head and said, "Never seen it... From now on, don’t mess with this rabbit, he’s too fierce."

Lu Er nodded in agreement.

The other disciples, witnessing this scene, looked at Qin Shou as if seeing a monster, silently classifying him in their minds as someone not to be provoked.

The dark clouds were dispersed, the Heavenly Tribulation was shattered, and the sky once again became clear.

Master Lu waved his hand, and the super large axe in his hand flew back to the mountain. With a loud crash, it plunged into the ground, causing the surrounding earth and rocks to tumble. In the blink of an eye, the mountain top was restored to its original state, and the Divine Wood Hall stood erect once again...

However, having seen the actual body of the Divine Wood Hall, Qin Shou no longer believed it was truly a palace.

"Rabbit, come with me. I have something to talk to you about," Master Lu descended and patted Rabbit’s head as he spoke.

Qin Shou had seen how Master Lu had fought with all his might for him, so he had voluntarily changed his address to Master previously, instead of calling him Soaking Wet.

Now that his master had commanded, Qin Shou, though mischievous, obediently followed.

In fact, he had a belly full of questions he wanted to ask.

"What are you all standing around for? Nothing to do? Get moving and work! Slacking off again, and you’ll go hungry for days!" With a fierce glare from Master Lu, everyone scattered like birds and beasts.

Climbing a nearby mountain peak, Master Lu patted a rock beside him, signaling for Qin Shou to sit down.

Side by side at the mountaintop, Master Lu let out a deep sigh, and then reached into his bosom...

Seeing this, Qin Shou thought, "Does he have something on his mind and needs a drink?"

But then he saw Master Lu take out a mirror, give himself a look-over in it, and then cursed, "Sure enough, my hairstyle is a mess again! Damn that Heavenly Tribulation!"

Qin Shou: "..."

After fixing his hairstyle, Master Lu put away the mirror, and then said, "Rabbit, do you know what kind of thing you are?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes, "Next time just ask my species directly. I don’t know what species I am, do you?"

Master Lu shook his head, "I don’t know either..."

Qin Shou: "..."

Master Lu continued, "But there was something wrong with this Heavenly Tribulation. Be careful from now on, don’t run around recklessly. Just stay in this three-acre land of mine. If it comes again, I’ll deal with it."

Although this sounded very rude, Qin Shou felt a warm heart hearing it and said, "Thanks, Master."

"Eh? You’re not calling me Soaking Wet this time?" Master Lu laughed.

Yawning, Qin Shou responded, "If you don’t let me go home, I’ll keep calling you Soaking Wet."

Master Lu laughed heartily, "If you want to go home, then study hard. If you can grasp one of the paths from the Divine Wood Hall, I’ll let you go home every day, and I’ll even send you back. Of course, you can try other methods. I won’t say much, but I’m a very reasonable person, best at winning others over with virtue."

Having seen Master Lu’s idea of virtue, Qin Shou rolled his eyes. Reasonable? Isn’t that bluntly resorting to fists without much ado?

"What exactly do you do here? Carve wooden sculptures? Or make tables, chairs, and benches?" Qin Shou asked.

Master Lu shook his head, "We do all that you mentioned. Anything related to wood, we play with it. The pursuit of cultivation, isn’t it all to become an Immortal and live carefree? If you want to be carefree, your heart must be first; follow your heart’s desire and let things take their natural course. Do whatever you want to do."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes lit up instantly, "Really?"

Master Lu took out a cloth and wiped the drool from the corner of Qin Shou’s mouth, "You can take these pieces of wood as you please but don’t eat them!"

Qin Shou was dumbstruck. If he wasn’t allowed to eat them, then what was the wood for?

Meanwhile, Qin Shou wrinkled his nose and asked, "What’s this cloth for? Why does it smell so weird?"

Master Lu explained, "I used to be a Carpenter, and in search of good wood, I would constantly wander through the mountains and forests. The moisture is heavy there, and when crossing rivers or climbing over mountains, nothing suffers more than the feet. My wife made me this cloth so I could wipe my feet when I sat down. After they’re dry, they feel... uh, Rabbit, what’s wrong?"

"Bleugh..." Rabbit was gagging...