Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 165 - 164 Who Am I? Where Am I?_1

Chapter 165: Chapter 164 Who Am I? Where Am I?_1

He completely failed to notice that after his mechanical bird had flown off, the rabbit slowly lifted its head, revealing an innocent and harmless smile towards the sky, and then licked its lips.

At the same time, Master Lu was truly not slightly angry; his 1.8 million years of hard work had just been nibbled away, and it hurt...

For the first time, Master Lu regretted taking in this rabbit. But to just kick the rabbit out?

He guessed that if he saw Wenqu Star Monarch again, he would be the butt of the joke!

After all, he had mocked Wenqu Star Monarch quite a bit in the past for this very rabbit. Now that he had taken over, if he couldn’t handle the rabbit well, he would lose face...

He couldn’t afford to lose that face, so he had to put up with it, muttering to himself, "I must show this rabbit how formidable I am, give him some tough problems, starve him for a few days, and see if he still dares to make trouble!"

Annoyed, Master Lu thought about the rabbit being trained to be obedient and docile, and the expression that Wenqu Star Monarch would have when he took the rabbit for a stroll in the Wenqu Palace, and suddenly he smiled from ear to ear.

As night fell, all was silent...

The whole Divine Wood Valley also quieted down completely; birds no longer called and insects had stopped chirping—it was a peaceful night...

However, the birds in the deep Xuan Area of the Divine Wood Valley did not agree, because they saw a restless rabbit...

"Phew, this forest is too big, it took a whole afternoon just to see some decent quality trees," Qin Shou said, stroking the tree trunk and murmuring to himself.

Just then, a pair of eyes lit up in the tree. A big bird looked at Qin Shou dumbly, as if asking, "Rabbit, why aren’t you sleeping at night—what are you up to?"

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and yelled at the big bird, "Boo!"

With a loud shout, the big bird flapped its wings and flew away, squawking.

Only then did Qin Shou chuckle and took a bite out of the trunk!

Qin Shou smacked his lips, and his eyes suddenly lit up, "Wow! These are truly Immortal Realm’s big trees, with dense wood quality, a satisfying chew, and most importantly, full of Yuan Qi! Great stuff, haha... I’m starting to love it here! Big trees, tremble in fear, here I come!"

Qin Shou took another bite and was surprised to find his cells slowly closing their mouths!

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up, realizing these trees must be precious, and that Master Lu would go crazy if he ate them. This karma was no small thing, even the cells were hesitant to eat.

If that was the case, what was he waiting for?

Qin Shou, howling, opened his big mouth as if activating a chainsaw, his jaw moving up and down. In the blink of an eye, a big tree was cut down by the rabbit’s bite!

Crack!

As the big tree fell, the rabbit held on and charged from one end to the other. Wherever he passed, not a single excess wood chip was left—all were eaten into his mouth, and rolling Yuan Qi entered his body! Qin Shou silently recited the incantations and circulated the Yuan Qi. The Eight-Nine Profound Art was fully powered!

Qin Shou only felt his physical body becoming stronger, and the immobile Level Four of the Eight-Nine Profound Art finally began to loosen again!

In the past, it was either a lack of Yuan Qi or insufficient karma.

Now, with ample Yuan Qi and enough karma, if not now, when?

In the midst of loud laughter, Qin Shou bit down ferociously...

The bird that had just been scared off by Qin Shou had just landed when it saw a white lightning strike a tree and circle around it... followed by a rapid tremor, the big tree rapidly shrank until it, to its surprise, stuck to a rabbit.

"I’m not eating meat today, just wood. Stand back, you miscellaneous birds! Boo!" The rabbit opened its mouth, and wood chips sprayed onto the bird’s face.

The leading bird finally cawed and soared into the sky, dropping a few feathers and fleeing far away.

Qin Shou casually caught one and placed it on top of his head, then started slapping his mouth, shouting, "Ah... Oh oh oh oh oh..."

Then Qin Shou once again transformed into a white lightning bolt and dashed out, wherever he went, the big trees became shorter and vanished.

In the past, the people of Divine Wood Valley would leave stumps when they cut down trees; these stumps, after some cultivation, would sprout and grow big again... allowing for an infinite loop.

But wherever the rabbit passed, there was no talking about wooden stumps; for convenience, it even pulled out and ate the tree roots!

One by one, the birds cawed strangely and flew up to the sky, at first staying in place and landing nearby, but later they realized they were being chased by a rabbit, forced to migrate... no, rendered homeless, beginning a nomadic life!

...

Master Lu had a very bad night’s sleep today, his dreams were a chaotic mess, as if someone was sawing wood right next to his ear...

As the sun gradually rose, Master Lu yawned and sat up, although as an Immortal, it made no difference whether he slept or not.

Nevertheless, the routine of working at sunrise and resting at sunset had become his habit, one which he also enjoyed.

Pushing open the door of his house, Master Lu stretched out his arms and breathed in deeply the fresh air of the morning, while strands of purple energy were drawn into his stomach out of thin air, his complexion becoming more and more rosy as he couldn’t help but exclaim with admiration, "A new day, how wonderful it is..."

However, when Master Lu opened his eyes, he was dumbfounded...

"Uh, where is this? Who am I? Where am I?" Master Lu stared blankly at what was in front of him!

The people of Divine Wood Valley did not have fixed places to live; they would settle on any mountaintop they liked, quite casually.

In fact, there weren’t many rules to follow where Master Lu lived; he had made it sound scary to the rabbit mainly to frighten it into behaving. His place was more about not adhering strictly to major rules while utterly lacking in minor ones!

In Master Lu’s view, only a person with a free soul could expand their thinking, integrate with nature, comprehend deeper levels of the Dao, and create the finest works.

Therefore, even Master Lu did not live in the Divine Wood Hall, but on a small mountain instead.

The small mountain was not high, but it had a pleasant scene with ancient trees reaching into the sky, presenting a magnificent spectacle.

Master Lu’s house was built on an ancient tree, surrounded by a barrier that isolated all external noise, preventing some nocturnal loppers from cutting wood in the middle of the night and disturbing his peace...

But right now, Master Lu was truly questioning his life because in front of him, let alone ancient trees, not a single stump could be seen!

The ground looked as if it had been plowed by something, tumbled and in a mess...

Within a ten-mile radius, it seemed only his wooden house under his feet remained!

What was more terrifying, that ten-mile radius was just the nearby scenery; looking farther away, a path had been forcibly carved through the vast expanse of the forest, as if a behemoth had swept through!

This path seemed to have come from the Xuan Area, leading all the way to this side, straight up to behind him!

"Behind... behind?" Master Lu exclaimed in surprise, quickly turning around to find behind him was still a straight road to the south! Far away, one tree after another was rapidly disappearing... that thing was still destroying their woodland!

"Halt!" Master Lu bellowed, "What demon dares to wreak such havoc, stop immediately!"

However, that thing did not show any signs of stopping; instead, it got even faster...