Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 163 - 162 Wet Big Brother_1

Chapter 163: Chapter 162 Wet Big Brother_1

Upon hearing that, Qin Shou’s eyes almost popped out of his head...

Unable to help himself, Qin Shou exclaimed, "Impressive, impressive... I simply can’t imagine a man spending one million eight hundred thousand years whittling wood... That’s just... too bestial! How desperate must a man be to hold an axe in one hand and wood in the other for one million eight hundred thousand years? He definitely doesn’t have a wife!"

As Qin Shou muttered to himself, he suddenly looked up and asked, "Master, do you have a wife?"

Master Lu, having heard the previous muttered remarks and now this question, immediately darkened in the face. Thinking of the Rabbit’s earlier comments, he then said, "Yes."

Qin Shou looked at Master Lu in surprise and said, "Master, you have a wife and still you’re this frivolous? Be honest, are you just not good in the sack and used that as an excuse to skip out for one million eight hundred thousand years? Hmm?!"

While speaking, the damn Rabbit also winked and squinted, with a knowing look and a hint of petty sympathy, saying, "Eat more Jiucai; you’ll be fine."

Upon hearing this, Master Lu’s face turned green, and he said indignantly, "I had a wife, but that was in the past! She passed away first, and then I became immortal. After becoming immortal, there was no more!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou expressed even more sympathy, "I knew it! Otherwise, you couldn’t possibly spend one million eight hundred thousand years on a single piece of wood! You’re obviously full of pent-up energy with nowhere to direct it, just messing around!"

Master Lu smacked the Rabbit’s forehead with a slap, and with a ’clang’ like hitting a sheet of metal, sparks flew very high...

Knocked head over heels by the slap, the Rabbit, tough as it was, dusted off its behind and ate the grass blade that was in its mouth, smacking its lips and noting, "Indeed, hands trained for one million eight hundred thousand years really do pack a punch!"

Master Lu glared at the Rabbit in front of him, and after stifling himself for a bit, said, "What on earth did I take on as an apprentice?"

Qin Shou laughed, "The Wenqu Star Monarch said the same thing back then."

Master Lu suddenly realized he might have been tricked by the Wenqu Star Monarch...

The more he thought about it, the more irritated he felt. Master Lu clenched his teeth and cursed, "That damned sissy..."

After the outburst, trying to contain his bitterness, Master Lu asked Qin Shou, "Rabbit, let me ask you, between me and the Wenqu Star Monarch, which one of us is stronger? Am I not more masculine, a bit better?"

As soon as he heard this, Qin Shou was displeased and he retorted with a raised eyebrow, "Don’t sow discord, eh. Although I’ve had my share of tussles with Wenqu, I must admit that the Wenqu Star Monarch has been pretty good to me, at least the ruler he gave me was made of quality materials."

Upon hearing this, Master Lu was immediately unhappy, "What do you mean his materials were quality? That was all taken from here, it was me who provided quality materials!"

Qin Shou, unabashed, clarified, "I’m not talking about the quality of the ruler’s material, I’m talking about the efficacy of the medicine on it."

"What medicine?" Master Lu asked.

Qin Shou pulled out a ruler and passed it over, saying, "A cure-all medicine, try it."

"I won’t try it!" Master Lu shook his head.

Qin Shou looked at Master Lu disdainfully and said, "Look at you, afraid to try, eh? If you won’t dare, I will!"

Having said that, Qin Shou bit off a piece of the ruler with a crunch and chewed it loudly in his mouth, saying at the same time, "Even if Wenqu Star Monarch is lacking, at least when we met, he gave me a present. You didn’t give me anything, yet you want me to speak well of you? Dream on!"

Curious, Master Lu asked, "He gave you a gift?"

Qin Shou replied, "Ah, yes, he did."

"What did he give?" Master Lu grew even more curious. His impression of Wenqu Star Monarch, although not stingy or harsh, was still of a scholarly sort with frugal pride. With such a strong trait of frugality, he had never seen him give so much as a hair to anyone! And yet he gave the Rabbit a gift? That’s bizarre...

Qin Shou, without blushing or running out of breath from the lie, said, "He gave me an apple tree, which is still planted at our place now, and it even started breeding."

Master Lu was stunned, then thought about the scene a few days ago when he visited Wenqu Palace; indeed, it seemed the thousand-year-old apple tree outside Wenqu Palace was gone, leaving only a pit behind.

So it was about giving away the rabbit...

Then Master Lu laughed, "A tree can be considered a gift? That’s stingy!"

Qin Shou said, "All talk and no practice, a fake gesture. You haven’t even given me a tree."

"Just a tree? Look, Rabbit, up the mountain, down the mountain, whatever you fancy, I’ll give you ten!" Master Lu declared with authority.

Qin Shou raised a thumbs-up and said, "Impressive, truly worthy of being my Loo!"

"Rabbit, make your tongue a bit softer next time, it’s not Loo, it’s Lu!" Master Lu reminded him.

"Alright, Loo Master!" Qin Shou agreed crisply.

Master Lu: "Lu!"

"Hmm, Loo!"

"Lu! Say it several times! Repeat after me, Master Lu-Lu-Lu!"

"Loo-Loo-Loo-Loo..."

"Wrong, it’s Lu-Lu-Lu-Lu..."

The rabbit bared his teeth, blinked his big eyes, and said, "Seems like the Master has acknowledged this title."

Smack!

Master Lu raised his hand and slapped him, saying, "Shut up, don’t mention this again!"

After a lot of commotion, Master Lu finally got the rabbit to shut up. All the while, the rabbit munched on a big chicken leg, saying, "It tastes pretty good."

Master Lu looked at him helplessly and said, "Mm, that was my lunch."

Qin Shou said, "Lucky you. By the way, where were we? Discussing this wooden stake, right?"

"That’s my palace! Divine Wood Hall! My life’s work... cough cough... my heart and soul!" Master Lu emphasized.

Qin Shou nodded and said, "Impressive! One hundred and eighty million years, have you been that bored?"

"Bored? Do you know what the patterns on this temple are?" Master Lu asked, raising his head in pride.

Of course, Qin Shou didn’t understand and shook his head, "No clue. Is there some kind of mystery to them?"

"Of course, these patterns are my understanding of carpentry craftsmanship and the art of intricate mechanisms; I’ve engraved everything I’ve realized onto this temple. It represents the accomplishments of my lifetime, as well as the ultimate fusion of carpentry and intricate mechanism techniques," Master Lu said.

Qin Shou looked at Master Lu in surprise, not having expected Divine Wood Hall to have so much significance.

Master Lu continued, "Therefore, for my students here, graduation is very simple. As long as one can comprehend three Heavenly Dao patterns on Divine Wood Hall, they can graduate."

"Is it difficult?" Qin Shou asked.

Master Lu laughed heartily three times without answering directly, then said calmly, "Until now, not a single one has graduated. What do you think, is it difficult or not?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou grimaced. No wonder there were so many people here; they had all been trapped by this rule, unable to leave and had to stay and work. Moreover, it seemed he was one of those laborers, too.