Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 151 - 150 Just Here for the Excitement_1

Chapter 151: Chapter 150 Just Here for the Excitement_1

Niu Dali was taken aback and asked, "Big brother, what’s wrong?"

Qin Shou replied, "If you’re going to bring him liquor, you have to drink it all with him, otherwise, you’re not allowed to bring any."

Niu Dali wasn’t foolish, and upon hearing this, he sensed something was amiss. Looking at Wu Gang’s flushed old face, he narrowed his eyes and tentatively asked, "Does Brother Wu Gang have a poor tolerance for alcohol?"

Qin Shou laughed and said, "Ask him yourself."

Wu Gang said awkwardly, "It’s okay... My tolerance is fine, heh heh... "

Qin Shou rolled his eyes, and Niu Dali instantly understood everything.

Niu Dali took out a jug of wine and said, "Big brother, how about we two have a drink... "

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and his face broke into a smile, ignoring Wu Gang’s resentful puppy dog eyes, and said, "Um... good, let’s drink!"

So, an ox and a rabbit each grabbed a large jug of wine and gulped it down with great pleasure.

Gradually, as the alcohol took effect, the two buddies started spouting nonsense arm in arm...

Seeing this, Wu Gang shook his head, resisting the urge to drink and instead ate the hotpot by himself.

Just then, the sound of battle drums came from the sky, growing louder and louder like rolling thunder!

Upon hearing the noise, Qin Shou’s ears twitched and he mumbled, shaking his head, "So much thunder this time?"

Niu Dali, drunk as a lord, laughed and said, "Haha... Big brother, you’re really uneducated. That’s not thunder, that’s the sound of battle drums... Haha... *burp*... Uh... hmm? Battle drums? Someone is fighting in the heavens!"

Qin Shou was astonished, "A fight? Are you sure you heard that right? Which idiot, after stuffing his belly, has nothing better to do than pick a fight here? But it’s good to have a fight, let’s go, we’ll take the hotpot with us to eat and drink while watching the fun."

Niu Dali followed with a snicker, "Great idea."

After saying that, Qin Shou looked at Wu Gang, still drunk, and asked, "Gang, are you coming?"

Only to see that Wu Gang had already run to the doorway, leaving behind only his silhouette...

"Gang, where are you going?" Qin Shou called out urgently.

But Wu Gang, without turning his head, shouted back, "Taking a leak! Have fun!"

A few minutes later, Wu Gang still hadn’t returned...

Niu Dali laughed drunkenly, "Big brother, your buddy’s got a big bladder, huh? He’s been peeing for ten minutes and still hasn’t come back."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Forget about him, let’s go watch the show!"

Just then, a furious roar came from above, "Rabbit, I am the South Sea Dragon King. You’ve slaughtered my sea generals, your sins are enormous! Today, my army is bearing down, come out at once and surrender!"

Qin Shou shook his head and asked Niu Dali, "What are they saying?"

Niu Dali shook his head and said, "Didn’t catch it."

"Never mind them, let’s go up and enjoy the spectacle."

As they spoke, Qin Shou, carrying Niu Dali, soared into the sky, flying higher and higher. Gradually, Qin Shou saw banners fluttering outside the moon, dark clouds churning, with shrimp soldiers and crab generals packed together, and turtles and soft-shelled turtles among others... Several large banners flapped in the wind, emblazoned with a big character – Ao!

In front of the army, right in the center, the four Dragon Kings sat side by side, with solemn expressions. On either side were groups of military officers, wielding various weapons, their fierce and menacing gazes fixed on them, especially the soft-shelled turtle without its shell, which glared at the rabbit particularly fiercely.

More accurately, it glared extremely fiercely at the tortoise shell Niu Dali was holding... Its eyes were nearly popping out.

And then there was the big Whale Spirit, its eyes blood-red, fixated with a hateful stare at something.

"Big brother, let’s not get too close to their fight; we might get caught up in it. Let’s just eat here. Eating while watching, truly comfortable," said Niu Dali, belching as he put down the tortoise shell and grinned.

"Smart," replied Qin Shou, giving a thumbs up, and sat down as well.

And so, an ox and a rabbit sat down amidst the angry stares of a hundred thousand shrimp soldiers and crab generals and the four Dragon Kings, eating their seafood hotpot and drinking wine, and occasionally saying, "Why haven’t these guys started fighting yet?"

"It looks like the enemy isn’t here yet; they’re waiting for us, aren’t they?"

"Oh, let’s eat."

"Yeah, let’s eat..."

A few Dragon Kings immediately flew into a rage...

"Provocation! Naked provocation!"

"This rabbit is too arrogant! It kills my sea officers, makes a hotpot out of them, and eats it in front of the troops! Flaunting its strength! Arrogance... such arrogance! Never have I seen anyone so brazen!"

"This is too much!" The South Sea Dragon King was completely furious, slamming the table as he stood up and bellowed, "What an insolent rabbit, who will capture this rabbit for me, there will be a hefty reward!"

Upon hearing this, the Flying Whale stepped forward and said, "I volunteer for the task!"

In their eyes, they were here, and the rabbit was here too, which meant it was time for a battle challenge.

When a military officer challenges, the other side usually has someone come out to respond; otherwise, it’s as if they’re admitting defeat, avoiding the fight.

This would be quite embarrassing...

But generally, as long as someone shows up, they won’t shy away from a fight.

So, the Flying Whale, filled with rage, naturally jumped out to seek vengeance.

The South Sea Dragon King said, "Permission granted. Go, capture the rabbit, and you will be handsomely rewarded!"

"Yes!" The Flying Whale took the order, turned around with his head held high and chest puffed out, and marched confidently to the very front.

As more people gathered, passing rogue immortals also started to crowd around; seeing the Flying Whale come out, some immediately recognized him.

"Is that the Flying Whale general of the North Sea? Wow, this guy is a Seven Star Human Immortal master! He’s best known for hiding troops in his belly, which, once released, naturally form formations with astonishing combat power. It’s said that he has killed an Eight Star Human Immortal!"

"That terrifying?"

"Then isn’t this rabbit as good as dead?"

As the people around buzzed with discussion, the Flying Whale’s mouth curled into a smirk, and he bellowed, "Rabbit, I am the Flying Whale general under the Dragon King of the Northern Sea, do you dare to fight me?"

Qin Shou’s ears twitched, and he froze, pointing to himself and said, "Uh... are you crazy? You’re challenging me?"

"Challenge? No, just casually squashing you to death!" The Flying Whale looked down upon him with utter disdain. In his view, there was nothing remarkable about the rabbit in front of him; it would be overkill for him to even bother, a pure waste of effort.

Qin Shou was taken aback and picked up a crab leg, blew on it twice, and said, "When did watching a spectacle become so dangerous..."

Just then, Niu Dali heard this and got fired up, handing his crab claw to Qin Shou, "Damn it, can’t even eat a meal in peace. Big brother, wait for me, I’ll be back in a jiffy! Hold this for me; I’ll continue eating when I return!"

Having said that, Niu Dali tilted his head back and charged out.

Qin Shou called out, "Brother Niu, are you sure you can handle it?"

However, at this moment, it was too late for any words—Niu Dali had already charged out toward the Moon, heading straight for the Flying Whale.

The rogue immortals present were also taken aback.

"Is that an Ox Spirit coming?"

"Can this Ox Spirit handle it?"

"Don’t know him, never seen him before."

"Indeed, the calf doesn’t fear the tiger, this little Ox Spirit probably doesn’t know how formidable General Flying Whale is. I bet this Ox Spirit won’t last three breaths!"

"I’ll count down for you, three!"