Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 150 - 149 Troops Arise in the South Sea_1

Chapter 150: Chapter 149 Troops Arise in the South Sea_1

Niu Dali called out, "Stop looking; it’s just a turtle shell! But there’s no turtle inside, just a pot full of seafood!"

Hearing this, Qin Shou and Wu Gang’s eyes lit up, and they hurriedly climbed up to check out the situation. Goodness, the enormous turtle shell was actually filled with seafood!

Shrimp, crab, soft-shelled turtle, scallops... conches, snails, octopus, everything was there!

The most amazing thing was that there were even seasonings inside!

Qin Shou swallowed his saliva and said, "Is this a spicy seafood dry pot? If we add some water, wouldn’t it become a hotpot? The god is really looking out for me!"

So, Qin Shou harnessed his magic, waved his hand, and a stream of clear water fell down, filling the turtle shell.

All you could hear was the sizzling sound non-stop, the noise of the water meeting the scorching hot turtle shell...

Who knew how hot the turtle shell was; Qin Shou filled it up with water, and the result was the water actually boiled... The perfectly good pot of seafood was thoroughly cooked into a hotpot.

Everyone looked at each other, touched their bellies, wiped their drool. Why be polite? Let’s eat!

As he ate, Qin Shou said, "Little Gang Gang, you said it yourself, the seafood hotpot that fell from the sky, you will teach me the awesome magic."

Wu Gang was nibbling on squid tentacles and sipping seafood soup while nodding vigorously, indicating no problem!

Niu Dali curiously asked, "Big brother, that magic of yours for adding water is a bit odd, isn’t it? Others condense the water Yuan Qi from the void, but yours doesn’t seem to be that way."

Qin Shou said with a smug smile, "Of course, the magic of I, the Rabbit, how can it be the same as those mortals?"

"What is that magic called?" Niu Dali asked.

Gang, who was stuffing his face, also perked up his ears to listen.

Qin Shou sat solemnly and said, "This magic has a formidable background and immense power. Given the situation today, I shall give it a majestic and memorable name."

"What is it?" Niu Dali asked.

Qin Shou said, "How about ’Hotpot Soup’?"

Snort!

Wu Gang sprayed his seafood onto the ground.

Niu Dali was instantly speechless, forcing a chuckle and said, "Awesome, that name is really... special..."

Qin Shou sighed, "Naturally."

Wu Gang muttered under his breath, "Rabbit, if you continue to misuse magic like this, I will not teach you anything ever again."

Niu Dali looked at Wu Gang in surprise; he hadn’t expected the Rabbit’s magic to have been taught by Wu Gang. Not knowing magic, the Rabbit couldn’t tell, but Niu Dali could. He could see that this Rabbit’s method for summoning water, although seemingly unremarkable, operated in an extremely special way, unlike any other water control techniques he knew of in the world!

To master such profound and unfathomable Dao, just who was Wu Gang?

Looking at Wu Gang, who was eating heartily, Niu Dali couldn’t figure it out and decided not to think about it anymore. Just eat and enjoy.

Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "Alright then, I’ll change the name, let me think... Ah! Got it!"

"What’s the name?" both asked subconsciously.

Qin Shou grinned and said, "I’ll tell you another day; let’s eat now!"

Both of their faces instantly turned dark, cursing in their hearts: damn rabbit...

The group continued dining...

Meanwhile, in the Southern Sea Dragon Palace.

"Your Majesty... disaster has struck!" The Stone Turtle, without its shell, cried miserably as it ran towards the Dragon Palace, shouting from afar.

"Stop! Bold villain, the Dragon Palace is a place of importance; those who are not properly dressed shall not enter!" Two shrimp soldiers crossed their tridents, barring the entrance with full confidence.

The Stone Turtle paused upon hearing this, looked down at its naked torso, its green skin blushing a shade redder. It wasn’t embarrassment, it was anger!

"Step aside!" The Stone Turtle slapped the two shrimp soldiers out of the way and stormed into the Dragon Palace.

The Flying Whale followed closely behind, instructing the two shrimp soldiers not to make a fuss before chasing after it.

Upon entering the grand hall of the Dragon Palace and seeing the four Dragon Kings, the pair knelt down and burst into tears...

"Your Majesty, that damn rabbit is too cruel... It set up a barrier in the sky, and we were ambushed as soon as we entered. We don’t know what kind of thing was in that Formation, but a lightning strike came down, and if we hadn’t reacted quickly, I’m afraid we wouldn’t have made it back," the Stone Turtle sobbed uncontrollably.

The Flying Whale cried along, knowing full well that failure in their mission meant punishment was inevitable. To lessen their punishment, they had to shift the blame!

The Stone Turtle was blame-shifting, accusing the rabbit of being deceitful and of setting up Formations on the road. Naturally, it couldn’t expose the truth and went along with it, howling, "Your Majesty, that rabbit went straight for the kill! I’ve never seen such a ruthless rabbit before, you must uphold justice for us!"

The four Dragon Kings had already seen these two imposters running back like bereaved dogs, but they didn’t know what had happened.

Now that their two generals were weeping like idiots, the Dragon Kings of the East Sea and North Sea, being their silly masters, also had their faces turn red with embarrassment. They felt disgraced...

How to deal with disgrace? It was obviously impossible to beat their generals in front of so many people.

So they exchanged glances, and a lightbulb went off—time to shift the blame!

Thus, the Dragon King of the East Sea slammed his fist onto the table, stood up furiously, and bellowed, "This rabbit is insufferable! I sent someone to fetch him for questioning, but he committed murder at the slightest disagreement. Does he really think there’s no one in the Dragon Palace?"

Completely forgetting that his hotpot was still boiling beside him... Was that questioning? He was ready to start feasting directly.

The Dragon King of the Northern Sea followed with rage, "My brother is right, this rabbit is so arrogant and unbridled, we cannot indulge him any longer!"

The South Sea Dragon King was the original victim, and now that his brothers had also suffered, he couldn’t just stand by and watch. He said, "In that case, we’ll go personally and meet this rabbit to see just what he is capable of!"

"Let’s go!" said the Western Sea Dragon King.

Thus, the four Dragon Kings, with a hundred thousand navy troops at their beck and call, beat the war drums thunderously and headed straight for the moon.

At this moment, they were truly enraged, forgetting altogether that although the moon was not within the Heavenly Court, it was still within its territory... But the four of them clearly decided to feign ignorance. They were afraid of leading troops to the Heavenly Court and being charged with treason, but going to the Moon without entering the Heavenly Court was a borderline case.

At the same time, thinking of a swift victory and capturing the rabbit before fleeing, they assumed there wouldn’t be any issues.

Seeing that the Dragon Kings were about to depart, Ao Sui, the grandson of the South Sea Dragon King, climbed out of his bed, grinding his teeth, brandishing his steel spear, and joined them. Standing at the forefront of the army, he actually looked quite imposing.

Meanwhile, on the moon, inside the Moon Palace.

Niu Dali swung his arms around, saying, "I can’t take it anymore, I’m absolutely stuffed... Go ahead and eat..."

Wu Gang patted his belly, let out a satisfied burp, and said, "Ah, that’s bliss... If only I hadn’t been too full, I’d eat for three days and three nights straight! Pity there’s no wine, or else, seafood with fine wine would outclass the Immortals..."

Niu Dali laughed heartily, "Next time I’ll bring you some wine!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou nearly dropped the crab he was holding, his eyes bulging as he exclaimed, "You dare?!"