Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 148 - 147 Enjoying to the Max_1

Chapter 148: Chapter 147 Enjoying to the Max_1

On the other side, Niu Dali finished his meal as well, wiping his mouth and saying, "Hmm, indeed it’s lacking a bit. But these shrimps are really good, the meat quality is excellent, and they contain a great amount of Yuan Qi, very nourishing. Seems like these aren’t ordinary shrimps, no idea how they fell down here. Anyway, having these shrimps to eat is not bad, be content, and stop daydreaming."

Qin Shou nodded and replied, "Why shouldn’t I think about it? It’s not illegal to dream. But I’ve had enough of shrimp for now, I wish there was a crab."

"Pfft... you really know how to dream, a crab? Ah haha... If crabs were to fall from the sky, I’d call you bro!" laughed Niu Dali heartily.

As soon as he finished speaking...

Boom!

A clap of thunder!

The two exchanged glances and exclaimed in unison, "No way?!"

Then, salivating, they looked up to see a black dot rapidly expanding before crashing down right in front of them with a thud!

The two instinctively looked at the charred object before them, and when they snapped back to reality and checked for lightning, they found... the lightning had vanished again...

"Damn, missed him again!" cursed Qin Shou.

Niu Dali started clearing away the charred shell, then exclaimed in astonishment, "Holy shit! Rabbit, when did you start making wishes come true? An actual damn crab fell down!"

At the sound of this, Qin Shou’s heart trembled, and he hurried over to check. True enough, after peeling off the burnt shell, what lay before them was a three-meter-large crab, its entirety a glacial blue that suggested it was undercooked.

But the aroma wafting from the shell indicated it was thoroughly cooked!

Niu Dali pulled out a knife to crack open the crab shell, and both were immediately enveloped in the sweet scent of its meat...

Qin Shou looked up to the sky, crying out, "Thank you, god, you’ve been too good to me, wuwu..."

While Qin Shou was going mad with joy, Niu Dali said with a discontented face, "Bro, next time ask for something else."

Qin Shou paused, surprised that Niu Dali really kept his word, suddenly gaining a little brother...

The feeling was quite nice... However, asking for something else next time?

Did he really think this was like dining in a restaurant, calling a waiter and getting whatever he wanted?

As for being polite?

Of course, Qin Shou didn’t stand on ceremony. Who knew how old the Rabbit was, and Niu Dali was merely a few thousand years old. Compared to him, Niu Dali calling him bro was actually a bargain. Qin Shou even wickedly thought that if age were the basis, he might be old enough to be Niu Dali’s ancestor... If they were to count that way, Niu Dali could pat his father’s shoulder on his return and say, "Great nephew, I’ll be looking out for you from now on."

While Qin Shou was lost in thought, on the other side, Niu Dali had already dismembered the crab. The legs were full of meat, and as they pried open the crab shell, their eyes nearly popped out! The crab roe was abundant, the scent wafting for miles!

When had Qin Shou ever seen so much crab roe in his past life? Even having a crab feast was a luxury, let alone enjoying the roe. Was it all just a dream?

But now, the shell of the two-three meter crab was filled with roe, the feeling... Qin Shou felt like he was going crazy!

"Move aside, let me die in this crab roe!" Qin Shou bellowed, diving onto the crab and taking a big bite of the roe, feeling the rich crab flavor fill his mouth, squinting his eyes in ecstasy, bellowing—Oh bliss!

Niu Dali followed suit with a goofy laugh, pulling out a large spoon from the Xumi Bag, continuously scooping and stuffing it into his mouth...

For a moment, in the Moon Palace, a cow and a rabbit were feasting to their hearts’ content.

Just then, a whistle came from the door.

Qin Shou looked and saw a man lying on the wall, bare-chested and with a bird’s nest hairstyle. On a closer look, it was Wu Gang.

Qin Shou cursed, "Are you a dog? Your nose is that sharp?"

"Puh! With all this commotion, I’m not deaf. Rabbit, you can’t be such a bad friend, gobbling up good food without calling me." Wu Gang’s eyes turned green as he stared straight at the big crab beneath Qin Shou.

Niu Dali was taken aback and asked, "Your friend?"

Qin Shou mumbled, "Neighbor... Gang. Alright, if you want to eat, then eat. Come in and don’t be shy!"

Hearing this, Wu Gang dropped all pretenses, flipped over the wall, ran over, grabbed the biggest crab claw he could find, snapped it open to reveal the shiny, translucent white meat, and bit into it while lifting his head to the sky, exclaiming, "Delicious... damn your granny... Emperor... I’ve been craving this for years..."

Watching this nearly naked, pitiful wild man wailing and howling at the sky, Niu Dali was utterly confounded and poked Qin Shou’s butt, asking, "Brother, has this guy lost his mind?"

Qin Shou waved his hand, "Ignore him, let him be crazy... we’ll eat our share."

Qin Shou knew that Wu Gang was filled with endless resentment towards Emperor Yan but yelling at the sky with rage, he was afraid to mention the Emperor’s name explicitly in case Emperor Yan heard him and he suffered for it. So, he deliberately left out the word "Emperor" to play it safe while cursing incessantly... just to satisfy his urge to vent.

So, the three odd fellows got together and divided up the heaven-sent crabs.

Meanwhile, in the Southern Sea Dragon Palace.

The Western Sea Dragon King was boasting, "My Crab General, strength-wise, is well-known among all the generals. Especially that monstrous power he’s got, infinite strength, with hands that can snap weapons... Not to criticize you, Big Bro, but when you train your subordinates, you can’t just train anyone willy-nilly. Shrimp soldiers and crab generals, how many among the shrimps can truly be successful?"

Listening to this, the South Sea Dragon King’s face turned green...

Just then, a shout came.

"Report! Your Majesty Dragon King, the Crab General’s soul tablet has cracked."

As he was in the middle of boasting, the Western Sea Dragon King waved his hand, "Bring up the Rabbit... Eh... What?!"

The Western Sea Dragon King suddenly stood up, dumbfounded, his face flushed red...

The reporting shrimp soldier said, "To report back to the Dragon King, the Crab General’s soul tablet has cracked..."

In that instant, the Western Sea Dragon King felt as if all three of his brothers were looking over at him, their gaze like slaps striking his face—ouch!

Upon hearing this, the South Sea Dragon King immediately showed a pleased expression. Although the other party was here to help him, even if unsuccessfully, and despite someone dying, it wouldn’t be appropriate for him to outright laugh and celebrate with three drinks. So, holding back his smile, he said, "Third brother, my condolences..."

The Western Sea Dragon King gritted his teeth, "I refuse to believe this curse. I’ll go check it out myself!"

"No need, Big Bro. I have a general who is a Flying Whale. Born with a space within his body, he can carry living creatures. I will send him with eight hundred of my navy to capture the Rabbit alive!" the Dragon King of the Northern Sea called out.

The Western Sea Dragon King furrowed his brow. He had just been humbled, and now his youngest brother wanted to step up to replace him? Was he aiming for a coup?

However, seeing the Western Sea Dragon King get put in his place pleased the South Sea Dragon King, who quickly said, "Let’s follow our youngest brother’s plan!"

"Hold on! The previous shrimp soldier and Crab General have both failed. There might be some secret on the Moon. I also have a general, a Stone Turtle armed with a Meteor Hammer, immeasurably powerful, capable of supporting the Flying Whale." The eldest brother, the Dragon King of the East Sea, who had been mostly silent, finally spoke.

Upon hearing this, the South Sea Dragon King was delighted.