Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 139 - 138 Rabbit, Let’s Talk About Something Else [Eighth Update]_1

Chapter 139: Chapter 138 Rabbit, Let’s Talk About Something Else [Eighth Update]_1

Tianpeng’s face immediately turned as black as coal, and for the first time, he felt the urge to kill the Rabbit and shut it up.

The less Tianpeng wanted to answer, the more shamelessly Rabbit pressed on, starting with looking up and asking, "How do you know that?"

Then standing up to ask, "Have you been there before?"

Then climbing onto his leg to assert, "You’ve definitely been there!"

Then tugging at his collar to inquire, "Spill it, how many did you sleep with? Did you pay for the prostitutes?"

Then sitting on his shoulder and pulling Tianpeng’s ear, Rabbit declared, "Seeing you’re all quiet, you definitely didn’t pay!"

Then the damn rabbit sat on his shoulder and burst into laughter, "Tianpeng Marshal skipped paying prostitutes, haha..."

Hearing this, Tianpeng completely lost it and yelled, "Shut up! Rabbit, can we please change the subject?!"

"No! Brother, we need to clear things up when something happens, it’s a matter of principle!" Rabbit stated with utmost seriousness.

Principle my brother-in-law! I never went!" Tianpeng was on the verge of insanity.

Rabbit said shamelessly, "It’s not that I can’t shut up, after all, it would sound bad if this got to Chang’e, and it would really damage your image. But I, Rabbit Lord, get talkative when idle..."

After finishing, Rabbit stretched out a paw and rubbed its fingers together.

Seeing this, Tianpeng’s forehead darkened and his hair stood on end; this little bastard was demanding hush money again! Damn it, this wasn’t a rabbit, it was a dog, right? Biting at everything!

Then Tianpeng, with tears in his eyes, pulled out a silver stick and handed it to Qin Shou, "Rabbit, this is the Dragon Silver Stick, can grow big or small, and is quite powerful. Now, can you shut up?"

Qin Shou took the stick, tested it with his teeth, it felt comfortable to bite, it had a head, it likely wasn’t defective.

Watching this, Tianpeng truly wanted to smack the Rabbit dead; this damn thing was a magic treasure, not some metal, yet being bitten...

After pocketing the stick, Qin Shou declared, "Rest assured, my mouth is sealed tight now."

Tianpeng immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "That’s more like it."

Qin Shou nodded and asked, "So, who is Jingjing?"

God damn it... change the subject again!" Tianpeng was going crazy.

Qin Shou extended a hand...

Tears almost fell from Tianpeng’s eyes, "Rabbit, when you’re fleecing, can’t you spare a sheep instead of shearing the same one? Aren’t you afraid it’ll run away, and you’ll have no sheep to fleece later?"

Qin Shou pondered thoughtfully for a moment and then said, "Hmm... as long as the grass is good, there will be plenty of sheep. Let me tell you, the guys lining up for our Chang’e could queue up from the Southern Gate, take a few turns, and reach the Moon Palace’s front door, believe it or not?"

Tianpeng was speechless; he wouldn’t believe it if it were any other fairy, but Chang’e...

Thinking of Chang’e’s beauty, those graceful movements...

He had no choice but to believe it!

Qin Shou continued, "Let me tell you, the stuff you gave me isn’t half bad. If you’d brought me trash, you wouldn’t even make it through the door. Although I don’t have much power, it’s said that there’s no one closer than the one by your pillow, and if I were to put in a good word for you, it’d be worth more than a hundred deeds you could do. Believe it or not, if I were to say outside, ’Give me a treasure, and I’ll give you a chance,’ do you believe that with just the treasures you’ve given me, I could stack them up and play with them like building blocks?"

Tianpeng was speechless...

"Whether to show you it’s up to you, and whether you’re sincere or not is also up to you. But I won’t lie to you. I can say good things for you, but I can’t guarantee the outcome. After all, I haven’t spoken well of anyone up until now. So, you see, there’s not a soul at the entrance of the Moon Palace," Qin Shou said.

Hearing this, Tianpeng’s forehead was sweating profusely, and he was torn. Finally, clenching his teeth, he said, "Give it to you!"

So, Tianpeng took off his cloak and stuffed it into Qin Shou’s hands, saying, "This is the Heaven Returning Cloak. In case of danger, it can teleport you thousands of miles away in an instant."

Qin Shou accepted it with a grin, tucking it into the Black Demon Box, and then said contentedly, "Alright then, let’s talk about our Moon Palace. Look here, we need a bench in this pavilion, and also a hammock. The bench should be made of jade, warm in winter and cool in summer. If there’s an even better material, keep an eye out for me, will you? You’re paying for it anyway, since I’m broke. Brothers shouldn’t quibble over such small matters... hey hey hey... brother, why is your face all sweaty?"

Tianpeng swallowed hard and said, "Rabbit, let’s change the subject, shall we?"

Qin Shou obediently nodded and said, "Alright then, which brothel does Jingjing come from? You really didn’t pay?"

Tianpeng felt like crying when he heard this, and said, "Rabbit, we agreed not to talk about this!"

The Rabbit very seriously said, "Then we have no more topics. You can go now."

Tianpeng: "..."

Tianpeng, frustrated, glared at Qin Shou. He had come all this distance, talking about bringing a cart, giving treasures, but in the end, he didn’t get to see Chang’e, did nothing, and now was about to be sent away? Was there anything more losing than this damn deal?

So Tianpeng gritted his teeth and said, "Let’s go back to talking about the decoration of the Moon Palace."

Qin Shou said, "See, you just can’t have a decent conversation. Can’t we stay focused for once? Look, if your water comes through, I think we can put a little mountain here. Then you’d see a sight like a continuous cascade thousands of feet high, as though the Milky Way were pouring down from the sky. How’s that? Aren’t I brilliant? Don’t I speak like an oracle?"

"Heh heh..." Tianpeng was not in the mood to listen to any damn poetry. The only thing on his mind was Chang’e.

He was nearly driven mad by the Rabbit. How had he not even caught a glimpse of Chang’e after sitting here for so long?

Finally, he couldn’t hold back any longer and asked, "Rabbit, I’ve been sitting for so long, how come I haven’t seen Fairy Chang’e?"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Told you not to come. Chang’e is at the Heavenly Court during the day, not in the Moon Palace."

"Why didn’t you say so earlier?!" Tianpeng exclaimed in exasperation upon hearing this. If he’d known Chang’e wasn’t here, why the hell was he talking nonsense with this rabbit? He was just getting angry for nothing!

Qin Shou matter-of-factly said, "You didn’t ask."

Tianpeng: "I..."

Qin Shou said, "Tianpeng, where’s your water? You weren’t just boasting, were you? It’s been two hours now, and still, I haven’t seen your water."

Upon hearing this, Tianpeng’s forehead broke out in sweat again, his face turned beet red, and with a cough, he said, "There must be some problem somewhere. I’ll go back and check and then get back to you."

"Fine, let’s not talk about this for now. I think we could also build another grand hall over there, like the Lingxiao Hall... Tianpeng Marshal, where are you going? Why are you leaving?" the Rabbit called out.

Tianpeng couldn’t remain seated any longer. He felt that if he stayed any more, not only would his treasury be at risk, but he might even end up sold!

Watching Tianpeng’s departing figure, Qin Shou curled his lips and said, "Touching, truly touching... The intelligence on display moves me. No wonder the ancients said the intelligence of lovers is practically nil. The ancients really did not deceive me! God, if there are more good guys like this, send me another bundle!"