Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 137 - 136: Two People with Ulterior Motives (1)

Chapter 137: Chapter 136: Two People with Ulterior Motives (1)

Thinking of this, Tianpeng gritted his teeth and exclaimed, "Rabbit, you make a good point. I just so happen to have a Liangyi Band I can give you as a gift. This Liangyi Band is... cough cough, I obtained it from some ruins. It’s similar to the Immortal-binding Rope; upon being thrown, it’ll automatically bind someone, and it’s quite powerful."

In the midst of speaking, Tianpeng tossed the Liangyi Band to Qin Shou, who caught it nonchalantly—a white silk ribbon fell into his hands. Upon closer inspection, there seemed to be nothing unusual about the ribbon.

But when Tianpeng passed on the controlling incantation to him, he discovered that the ribbon was internally aglow with a flowing lustrous light, brimming with spiritual energy—it was indeed a fine treasure.

Having received three great treasures from Tianpeng in a row, even though he was a rival in love, Qin Shou felt a bit embarrassed to send him away.

So, Qin Shou giggled and said, "The generosity of Marshal Tianpeng is truly unmatched. Since you’re here, don’t be shy—let me take you to sit inside the Moon Palace!"

Upon hearing this, Tianpeng was overjoyed beyond expectation. Wasn’t this exactly what he wanted? Once in the Moon Palace, he would meet Chang’e, get to know Chang’e, and what need would he have for this rabbit then? He’d immediately unfriend it, never to meet again!

Tianpeng followed Qin Shou eagerly, and as they walked, he couldn’t help expressing his surprise, "Rabbit, how come your Moon Palace looks so desolate?"

Qin Shou had been concerned about the greening of the Moon Palace indeed, and hearing Tianpeng’s question, he wasn’t planning on giving an answer.

But then it struck him—this guy was the Marshal of the Milky Way, with so many treasures at his disposal, so...

With that thought, Qin Shou laughed, looking sidelong at Tianpeng. The more he looked at him, the more pleasing he found him, thinking to himself, "Such a perfect mark; it would be a shame not to take advantage... After this chance, there won’t be another!"

Hence, Qin Shou sighed and said woefully, "The moon is barren and lacks spiritual energy; it lacks everything. Although the Jade Emperor granted us the Moon Palace, it sadly did not come with matching flora. Thus, it remains this way. Look at this pit—what should have been a beautiful lake looks like this now, a real blight on the landscape... Ah, my Lady Chang’e often laments that it would be nice to have some water."

The moment Tianpeng heard that these were Chang’e’s thoughts, his eyes lit up!

Lacking the Pegasus Dragon Carriage for showing off, he was worried about how to make a splash and catch the lady’s attention.

If the lady was in a predicament and he stepped in to help, wouldn’t he immediately leave a deep and favorable impression?

Then he heard Qin Shou mutter, "I was thinking of asking some immortals for help. There were those who were eager to come, but Lady Chang’e doesn’t like those who show off. She prefers those who contribute silently, the shy, diligent, and hardworking types. So, those immortals were all turned away... You were showing off before, yet you still want to visit the Moon Palace. Knowing my Lady Chang’e as I do, your visit would most likely end in futility, an effort not worth the trouble.

Ah, so I took your carriage... and yet you followed. Fortunately, you haven’t made another showy move with something else; otherwise, even I couldn’t have helped you."

Tianpeng, upon hearing this, chuckled and nodded along.

He didn’t say it aloud, but Tianpeng knew well this damn rabbit’s character wasn’t all that great, and his words could only be half-trusted, not completely.

However, at this moment, since he was so unfamiliar with Chang’e, and equally clueless about others in the Immortal Realm, with nowhere to inquire, he had no choice but to learn through this rabbit. So whatever the rabbit said, Tianpeng had to listen and remember everything, to verify it all later.

In the face of his beloved, he dared not be careless and was extremely diligent.

But there was one thing he firmly believed—that damn rabbit, after receiving his treasures, wouldn’t trick him in this sort of matter... so he subconsciously believed the rabbit.

Little did he know that it was precisely in these matters that the rabbit would not tell the truth.

Hearing Qin Shou claim credit, Tianpeng could only nod, cursing bitterly in his heart: Damn it, you tricked me out of my magic treasures, made a whole fuss, and now I should thank you? Do you think I’m an idiot?

Then Tianpeng said with a laugh, "Thanks for looking after me, Brother Rabbit. Once there’s an outcome, I shall certainly repay the favor generously."

Though Tianpeng was saying this, he was internally debating whether or not to recommend this rabbit to the God of Food, where there should be a greater variety of ways to cook rabbit...

Qin Shou laughed. Results? Results would be surprising if you got any from him!

Thus, the pair, each with their own schemes in mind, had a hollow exchange of laughter...

They bypassed the Moon Palace and arrived at the edge of the Glazed Well. Once again, Qin Shou sighed, "Ah, what a fine well this is, but alas, it’s devoid of water. If it only had some water, my Lady Chang’e could gaze at her reflection in it, and that would be a splendid sight indeed. And the lake—if it had water, the joy of playing in it... tsk tsk..."

Hearing the first part, Tianpeng showed a longing for beautiful people and scenery. As he listened to the latter, his heart rate accelerated with excitement...

Qin Shou could hear him from afar loud and clear!

Before Qin Shou could say anything more, Tianpeng slapped his chest and exclaimed, "Brother, when it comes to water, you’ve found just the right person! Haha... In Heaven and on Earth, the water of the Milky Way is second to none; it’s definitely top-notch, and guess who’s in charge of the Milky Way? Me!"

That’s exactly what Qin Shou wanted to hear. Suppressing his internal glee, he feigned seriousness and said, "I believe your words, but your water is in the Milky Way, not on the moon. Are you suggesting to run there and fetch it every time it’s needed? That wouldn’t be convenient at all."

Then that impassioned Tianpeng pounded his chest and said, "How difficult can it be? The waters of the Milky Way can be summoned by me at will, can’t they?"

Surprised and with a hint of admiration, Qin Shou asked, "Really?"

Seeing the little expression on the rabbit’s face, Tianpeng felt his vanity peak. He laughed heartily and said, "I am the Marshal of the Milky Way. To summon a bit of water is just a matter of words. Just watch my magic!"

Having said that, Tianpeng took out a token and threw it into the sky. He shouted, "Where is the Water Department of the Milky Way? Bring forth the water of the Milky Way immediately and let it fall here!"

Suddenly, a sound like dry thunder erupted out of nowhere, and then the token turned into a rainbow streak and disappeared.

Then, with utmost confidence, Tianpeng said, "The order has been given. Next, my people will open a void passage to channel the water of the Milky Way here."

"So we just wait now, right?" Qin Shou asked with a hint of worry, "How long will it take?"

Tianpeng replied with a smile, "It’s just a matter of redirecting water, not even a quarter of an hour, and the water of the Milky Way will surely descend from the sky! It will only take as long as a brief chat between us."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was overjoyed!

They finally would have water!

He could finally invite Chang’e to bathe together!

Instead of soaking in a pool by himself, getting drenched like a wet rabbit!

Beach sand, sun umbrellas, bikinis... He wanted them all!

Awwooo...

Qin Shou felt as if he heard a wolf howling from deep within his soul, resounding to the heavens...

At the same time, Qin Shou heard heavy breathing. Turning his head, he found Tianpeng sitting there, also lost in his daydreams, breathing unevenly.