Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 134 - 133: Tai Mountain Stacks Arhats [Third Update]_1

Chapter 134: Chapter 133: Tai Mountain Stacks Arhats [Third Update]_1

Looking up, he saw a vast shadow covering the sun, a body so large it dwarfed the mountains.

Upon closer inspection, what was this shadow? It was clearly a gigantic fish.

"Is this the legendary Kun?" Niu Dali watched, dumbfounded by the scene.

The next moment, a plump rear end came crashing down, and Niu Dali tried to prop it up, but the Kun was too big, too heavy... He could only struggle to hold it up.

Just then, Kui Er burst into laughter, "Arhat stacking, I like it, count me in!"

Niu Dali glanced over, his eyes blazing red as he roared, "With me, invincible!"

The next second, Kui Er shook and transformed, and down fell a Kun twice the size of Kui San...

Upon seeing it, Niu Dali almost cried out, cursing, "Damn it, how can it be so huge?"

Boom!

Niu Dali’s feet sank into the earth, feeling all his bones wailing, yet he still persisted, gritting his teeth... struggling to unleash a roar, "Have... me... shit... don’t..."

Kui Yi looked at him with a chuckle, "Oh, you’ve still got energy, then count me in too."

Then Kui Yi leaped up, turning into a Kun even more massive than Kui Er, eclipsing the heavens as they plummeted down...

"Motherfucker..." Niu Dali cursed one last time before being thoroughly smashed into the ground, silent.

...

Meanwhile, Qin Shou was already on his way back to the moon, walking along and shaking his head with a sigh.

Feeling the changes in his cells, Qin Shou was frustrated that the beating he gave Wenchang Palace didn’t seem to shut those corrupt guys up, nor did it have much effect... This really annoyed Qin Shou.

"Ah... what a mess, when will they ever calm down and let me, the Rabbit, level up in peace... They won’t stop, and with that, my Yuan Qi is just not enough for their squabbles..." Qin Shou lay on Stone, his face the picture of helplessness.

Indeed, Qin Shou might appear glorious, but only he knew his life was always hanging by a thread, at risk of plummeting off the cliff at any moment.

Qin Shou looked up at the sky, again letting out a long sigh.

Just then, a shadow appeared in the sky, and upon closer inspection, Qin Shou saw a huge auspicious cloud. Soon after, a chariot descended from the cloud, drawn by two winged celestial steeds!

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up at the sight, wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth, he murmured, "This, I must have with extra spicy and secret sauce!"

"Hoo!~~" A commanding male voice sounded, and then the chariot stopped right before Qin Shou.

The curtains of the chariot automatically opened, and out stepped a man with fair skin, burly stature, a bearded face, wearing golden armor, black undergarments, and a dark crown. He beamed at Qin Shou, "Rabbit, remember me?"

Qin Shou thought for a moment, there was a vague impression in his memory, but it wasn’t clear. He instinctively stepped back, as the saying goes, unwarranted generosity is either fishy or thievery! This fellow, all decked out, was clearly high-level, suddenly being so chummy with him, a newbie village rabbit, definitely had an ulterior motive.

"Hey, hey, hey... Rabbit, why are you running so far away?" The man said, immediately irked as he moved closer while speaking.

Qin Shou hastily retreated, "You... don’t come any closer."

"Why? I’m a good guy! Look at my armor, the stamp of the Heavenly Court, the genuine article. I, a lofty Heavenly God, how could I possibly swindle you?" the man grumbled discontentedly.

Qin Shou laughed drily, "It’s not about the armor."

"Why is that?" the man asked.

Qin Shou was very serious as he solemnly said, "I’m afraid of pigs."

"Pigs? Where did the pigs come from?" The man looked back but saw no one... and then suddenly realized. His face turned dark right away; he was talking about him!

However, the man was tolerant. In an instant of darkness, he immediately laughed it off and said, "Rabbit, you’re really funny."

Qin Shou: "Heh... I’m serious."

Man: "..."

The man cleared his throat and said, "Let me introduce myself, I am..."

"No need to introduce your nanny, I’ve got things to do, I’ll be leaving now." Qin Shou waved his hand as he quickly took off.

Although Qin Shou was seeking death, he preferred to seek a death he knew well; the type where you could seek it without actually dying—that was the real deal. As for this guy who popped out of nowhere, with motives completely obscure, Qin Shou really didn’t want to deal with him.

The man saw this and immediately panicked. He called out, "Rabbit, why are you running? Is making friends not okay? I’m not a bad person!"

Qin Shou: "Heh..."

Qin Shou ran even faster.

The man got anxious, waved his hand, and the carriage shrank and went into his pocket. Then he quickly chased after, calling as he ran, "Rabbit, don’t be so unfriendly. I’m telling you, I am..."

"How many times do I have to tell you, I’m not interested in your nanny. Don’t even think about introducing her to me, I won’t be your grandfather!" Qin Shou yelled back.

Upon hearing this, the man’s face instantly turned black as pitch... with a hundred thousand "motherf*ckers" stampeding through his heart.

But whatever he was plotting, the man managed to hold it in, and he chuckled, "Rabbit, you’re really so humorous." Internally though, he cursed, "Damn it, this rabbit is just like the rumors say, truly f*cking obnoxious! Asking to be smacked! This rabbit lacks nothing but a fire to roast over and eat!"

"Rabbit, I’m not trying to say ’I am,’ I’m trying to say ’I’!" the man said.

Qin Shou sneered, "Even worse, I only like girls!"

Man: "..."

The man, trying hard to suppress the anger boiling inside him, said, "Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m just trying to introduce myself. I am Tianpeng Marshal, the commander of the Milky Way Navy, I really have no ill intentions..."

Originally, Qin Shou didn’t want to have anything to do with him, but as soon as he heard the four words "Tianpeng Marshal," Qin Shou suddenly stopped, screaming in his mind:

Tianpeng Marshal? Damn, this is really a pig!

Caught off guard by this sudden action of Qin Shou, the Tianpeng Marshal who was closely following behind had to stop abruptly, nearly kicking the rabbit flying...

Qin Shou turned back and scrutinized Tianpeng from bottom to top, from top to bottom, walking around him for another look... Qin Shou really hadn’t expected that Zhu Bajie, before his pig rebirth, was actually quite handsome.

So this meant, Sun Wukong’s upheaval in Heavenly Court and the journey to the Western Heaven hadn’t started yet? Or maybe, there was never such a thing in this world at all?

Qin Shou thought about a lot, but due to the lack of information, he couldn’t confirm anything.

One thing he was sure of, though, was that this pig was a pervert! He was probably not interested in wine; rather, his sights were set on Chang’e of the Moon Palace!

Immediately, Qin Shou got riled up. He didn’t care about other things, but Chang’e was his bottom line and a taboo in his heart. Someone competing with him for her? How could that be acceptable? Even if this pig was a mess in matters of affection, in the eyes of "I," there was no room for even a speck of dust!