Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 133 - 132 The Nine Homophones of ’Rabbit’ [Second Update]_1

Chapter 133: Chapter 132 The Nine Homophones of ’Rabbit’ [Second Update]_1

Finished in one go, Rabbit threw down his pen, clambered up, and prepared to run off.

Longhuai hurriedly grabbed Rabbit by the ear and asked, "Rabbit, where are you off to?"

Qin Shou replied, "I’ve finished answering the questions, so of course I’m off to watch the fun. Speaking of which, it’s been a while since Niu Dali and the others left, why hasn’t there been any commotion?"

Longhuai said, "How should I know... My task is to ensure you answer the questions honestly. I’ll let you go after I’ve checked your work. If you’ve written nonsense, then I can only report to the master, and if he decides to punish you, you can forget about watching any excitement."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said assertively, "Alright, alright, you’ve got the better of me, you blockhead. If there’s one thing I’m confident about, it’s my integrity: if I didn’t know, I wouldn’t write. Since I wrote, it must be correct."

"As if I would trust you! You’re not going anywhere—I’m going to check!" Longhuai put Qin Shou back in his seat, and then took out a thick stack of papers, begrudgingly flipping through them one by one. Fortunately, they had been collected in order to begin with, so he just had to pull them out from the bottom to ensure the order was correct, making for perfect reading.

As he read, Longhuai recited, "A ship that doesn’t sail, doesn’t call a ship, call a warship! Hmm, this one’s correct, the explanation is quite apt."

Longhuai continued reading, his face growing darker as he went...

What followed was:

A button is not called a button, it’s called a key!

Persuasion is not called persuasion, it’s called an admonition!

A walkover is not called a walkover, it’s called a recommendation!

A ditch is not called a ditch, it’s called a stream!

Strong is not called strong, it’s called healthy!

Trample is not called trample, it’s called tread!

Eject is not called eject, it’s called splash!

Provocation is not called provocation, it’s called cheap!"

After reading, Longhuai’s face had turned as black as coal; in those few sentences, he tasted a strong provocation—this was downright cheap!

At this point, Rabbit came up with a dumbfounded look and asked, "How is it? Do you feel overwhelmed by my literary grace, the cream of the crop? If there’s nothing wrong, I’m leaving, alright..."

"Wait a moment!" Longhuai hurriedly called out.

Qin Shou stopped and asked, "What’s wrong? Is there something amiss with what I wrote?"

Longhuai struggled to find words; in the end, he realized that although some explanations were a bit far-fetched, they were indeed passable. He couldn’t criticize Rabbit after all, and helplessly waved his hand and said, "Go on, then... I’ll take it to the master. If he wants to kill you, I promise I won’t stop him."

After speaking, Longhuai left.

Soon after, Wenqu Palace resonated with the angry roar of Wenqu Star Monarch: "I see this as nothing but provocation—it’s sheer cheapness! This damned rabbit, I’ll stew him sooner or later!"

Hearing this, Qin Shou sighed to the heavens, "As expected of Wenqu Star Monarch, such literary flair, almost catching up with me..."

Qin Shou left Shushan and looked around but didn’t find Niu Dali and the Three Fools. He had no idea where they had run off to.

With no other choice, he headed home...

Meanwhile, in a deep gorge amid a range of mountains...

"Halt!"

Out of the blue, as the Three Fools were leisurely heading home, a man suddenly darted out from an oblique angle, standing tall and proud, brimming with authority, and a pair of bullish eyes full of fighting spirit—it was indeed Niu Dali.

"Calf, what are you doing?" asked Kui San.

Niu Dali rolled his eyes and said, "Call me Niu Dali!"

"Calf, what in the world do you want to do?" Kui Er asked.

Niu Dali roared angrily, "Can’t you understand human speak? Call me Niu Dali!"

Kui Yi scratched his head and said, "Calf, are you a freakin’ idiot? You’re a cow, not a person, where did human speak come from?"

Niu Dali was completely enraged. With a stomp of his foot, there was a loud boom, and the earth shook, cracking open two nearby mountains! Niu Dali realized that he had overestimated the intelligence of these three fools. If that was the case, then it was better to be direct. So, he said, "Enough of this crap. Today, I’m going to prove to Master that among peers, when it comes to fighting strength, I’m the strongest!"

The Three Big Fools looked at each other, and Kui San asked, "Big brother, what’s he talking about?"

Kui Er said, "Are you stupid? He means to challenge Master. He’s revolting."

Kui Yi raised his hand and slapped them twice, saying, "Shut up, what’s it to us if he challenges Master? Let’s go home to eat!"

"Big brother is wise!" Thus, the Three Big Fools happily showed Niu Dali their shiny, bald heads as they left...

"They left? Just like that?" Niu Dali stood there in a mess...

After a long while, Niu Dali bellowed, "You three, stop right there, I’m challenging you three!"

Upon hearing this, the Three Big Fools suddenly stopped in their tracks... they looked at each other and then smiled broadly.

"Master, Niu Dali has gone to challenge the Three Heroes of Kun Clan. Who do you think will win?" Longhuai asked while grinding ink for Wenqu Star Monarch.

Wenqu Star Monarch furrowed his brow and said, "He’s gone to challenge the Three Heroes of Kun Clan?"

Longhuai said, "Yeah, that’s what Rabbit said."

After thinking for a bit, Wenqu Star Monarch said, "You go to the Medicine King’s Palace, get some healing medicine."

"Uh, Master, shouldn’t the Kun clan have healing medicine?" Longhuai asked.

Wenqu looked up and said, "Sigh... As I’ve said before, the Kun clan is naturally low on intelligence, but their combat strength is nearly invincible. They are natural-born warriors; aside from fighting, they are fools, but once they enter battle mode, they are all naturally gifted grandmasters of combat!"

"What?" Longhuai exclaimed...

Meanwhile, on Niu Dali’s side.

Niu Dali roared and charged forward.

The Three Big Fools almost turned around simultaneously. In that instant, the foolish expressions vanished from their faces. They looked grim, their eyes sharp. Every muscle in their bodies tensed up, and as their blood circulated, it seemed as if the ocean itself was roaring and raging!

"Roar!" The three of them roared together, their roars turning into a wave of energy that burst forth, tearing apart the earth, creating a storm!

Seeing this, Niu Dali exclaimed, "How is this possible?"

In the next moment, three huge figures came facing him, encircling Niu Dali...

Niu Dali roared, "I’m not afraid of the three of you! Watch me break the heavens with my power!"

As he spoke, power started to converge all over Niu Dali’s body...

Just then, the three bald heads snickered, and six arms fell like hammers!

What followed was a series of thudding, pounding sounds and endless screams...

To his dismay, Niu Dali found that all his magic was directly shattered by the brutal pounding of those six arms, which were like iron rods, breaking everything effortlessly with their immense strength!

After being pummeled for a while, Niu Dali was thoroughly angered, "You forced this on me, you’ll regret it! Watch me break the heavens with my power!"

Then, Niu Dali’s body began to grow larger, transforming into a huge bull, and as he grew in size, his strength also surged explosively!

"Big brother, the little calf has gotten bigger," Kui San shouted.

"Sit on him!" Kui Yi ordered.

Niu Dali had no clue what these three guys meant, but in the next moment, he saw Kui San suddenly jump up and then disappear...