Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 112: I have great character!_1

Chapter 112: Chapter 112: I have great character!_1

God of Land pulled back a sign and said, "Look! Look carefully! But you’re not allowed to touch it!"

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and said, "Don’t worry, I absolutely won’t touch it. If I do, may Heaven strike me with lightning!"

"Since you’ve sworn, I’ll trust you this time. Go ahead and look," God of Land extended the sign towards him.

So, Qin Shou leaned in to take a careful look, and as he was looking, he pursed his lips and spat, "Ptooey!"

Before God of Land could react, Qin Shou spat on the comma, and then exclaimed, "Oh no! My apologies! My apologies, let me wipe it for you!"

However, before he could say anything else, Rabbit’s big ears flicked like hands, sweeping across the word ’not’. Instantly, the word turned into a fuzzy black dot—not a comma, but also a comma...

Upon seeing this, God of Land quickly snatched back the sign and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Qin Shou spread his hands and replied, "Old man, what’s there to be agitated about? I was just carefully looking at the words on the sign. I looked, and it’s just a comma, right? I didn’t lay a hand on it. I keep my word; my integrity is top-notch!"

God of Land glanced at the sign and nearly popped his eyes out of their sockets. He thought he was shameless, but he couldn’t swallow his pride now that he’d encountered someone even more shameless! How could he let this slide?

God of Land sneered, "You think just wiping it off will do?"

As he spoke, God of Land waved his hand, and several pillars rose around the vegetable garden, with similar signs inserted on top!

God of Land looked at Qin Shou with a gaze that said, "Let’s see what you can do now."

Qin Shou hadn’t expected to encounter such a shrewd God of Land and so he edged closer slyly and said, "Local God of Land, listen to what you’re saying. Can scholars taking things really be called stealing? This is called gathering inspiration, experiencing life, ’Reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles,’ Only by immersing oneself in the world can one truly understand and write real work..."

As God of Land listened to Qin Shou ramble on, it was as if a hundred thousand flies were buzzing in his head, and it took him a while to follow the thread of his argument, only to realize that he didn’t grasp what the damn rabbit was talking about! But one thing became clear to God of Land—the damn rabbit’s core purpose was to spout nonsense!

So God of Land glared and shouted, "Shut up!"

Qin Shou promptly shut his mouth, cheerfully yelling, "Okay! I’ll shut up, no more talking! We’ll talk another day! Bye, I’m off now!"

God of Land, feeling frustrated and annoyed, said without thinking, "Get lost, hurry up and get lost!"

No sooner had he spoken than he saw the rabbit breaking into a run!

God of Land came to his senses and thought, ’That’s not right! I came here to catch a thief; how can I let the thief get away?’ He almost fell for the damn rabbit’s trickery! So, swinging his cane, he roared, "Stop!"

As a result, the rabbit ran even faster...

"Damn rabbit, Shushan is only so large, and there are so many people; where could you run to?" God of Land yelled.

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou realized it was indeed true; without settling things with God of Land fundamentally, he figured he couldn’t escape this punishment. But then he quickly came to his senses: why should he run? What was he afraid of? By simply denying responsibility, what could the God of Land do to him? At worst, was it not just a matter of facing the plank? And speaking of which, were there even planks in Shushan? Besides, the more, the merrier!

This was a big nourishment! If he could have more, why would he run?

So, Qin Shou stopped running, turned around confidently, hands behind his back, chest puffed out, and walked towards God of Land!

The God of Land took one look and saw that the rabbit, who had previously been a coward, had suddenly become so bold and fierce that he trembled at heart and thought to himself, "This rabbit isn’t about to be driven to bite people, is it?"

Qin Shou was unaware of what the God of Land was thinking. Instead, he returned to the God of Land’s side with a smile, raised the radishes and cucumbers high, and laughed, "You say I can’t eat, so I just won’t? I will eat, what are you gonna do about it?"

After speaking, Qin Shou munched away, his mouth full of water and his cheeks bulging. Then, in the blink of an eye, and to the God of Land’s astonishment, he polished off the cucumbers and radishes. He then clapped his hands, swaggeringly sauntered into the vegetable garden, started pulling up radishes with one hand and yanking cucumbers with the other, and ate them on the spot...

Looking at this despicable, swaggering rabbit, the God of Land felt like beating him to death with his stick! However, he was just in charge of watching the vegetable garden and did not have the right to strike a student from the Literature Garden. After all, the students from the Literature Garden were all of significant backgrounds. The Wenqu might not fear him, but he, being a lowly Land God, couldn’t afford to. Skimming a little money was okay according to the rules, but if he hit someone, that would be trouble...

Thus, the God of Land roared, "Damn rabbit, stop right there! Do you believe I’ll go tell on you to the Wenqu Star Monarch?"

Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "Go ahead, just remember, I am Qin Shou, studying with the Wenqu Star Monarch at the Wenqu Palace. You better hurry up!"

When the Local God of Land heard this, he sneered, "Very good, you indeed are a brute! You just wait!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou thought, why did that sound so awkward?

Meanwhile, the Local God of Land, having said his piece, was about to run off.

But then he heard the rabbit behind him shout, "Stop!"

"What, you scared now? It’s too late!" The Local God of Land thought Qin Shou had grown fearful and laughed smugly.

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at him and said, "What are you talking about? I wanted to tell you, you might not even find the Wenqu Star Monarch. How about it? Want me to tell you where the Wenqu Star Monarch is? Just beg and I might tell you."

"Hahaha... You ignorant rabbit! I am the Land God of Shushan, I’ve been here for who knows how many years, and I know this place like the back of my hand. How could I not find the Wenqu Star Monarch? At this time, the Wenqu Star Monarch should be in the Wenqu Palace. You just wait for your punishment! Haha..."

After that, the God of Land ran off, giddily scampering away. And cannot be overlooked, the cane he normally used to support himself was now being carried, clearly indicating that the old man’s cane was just for show... Truly unreliable in character!

Seeing this, Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and muttered to himself, "He’s clearly an old man, but runs like a child, even jumping while doing so. Quite adorable, actually."

Qin Shou shook his head, disregarding the God of Land’s whereabouts. Since no one was watching, why should he be polite?

He pulled out the Black Demon Box, rubbed his hands together, and drooled with glee, heehee... slurp...

Meanwhile, outside the outhouse of Wenqu Palace.

"Teacher, are you feeling better?" Longhuai stood outside, holding his nose and asking.

"Shut—up! I—mmm—ugh—comfort." Wenqu grunted with effort, attending to his biological needs.

"Teacher, Wenchang Star Monarch just sent a message, saying he wants to see you," Longhuai said.

Upon hearing this, Wenqu immediately panicked. If Wenchang Star Monarch were to know about his current state, he feared that by tomorrow, every immortal in the Heavenly Court would know! Wenchang Star Monarch could tease him for a hundred thousand years! He couldn’t afford to lose face like that!

So Wenqu shouted, "Don’t you dare tell him I’m in the outhouse! Never mind... just go back to Wenqu Palace right away, and no matter who comes, just tell them I’m out! I won’t see anyone! Even if the sky falls or the earth caves in, I’m not seeing anyone!"