Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 110: Ouch, Mr. Good_1

Chapter 110: Chapter 110: Ouch, Mr. Good_1

So Longhuai kept answering yes and, taking a thousand rulers, he quickly ran to the Medicine King’s Palace.

"Longhuai, are you here again for laxatives? The laxatives we gave you should have turned a group of Divine Dragons into reptiles by now. You still want more? What on earth are you guys up to?" One of the Medicine Kings, Bian Que, asked in confusion.

"Superior God, I really had no choice," Longhuai said, then proceeded to describe how the Rabbit ate the rulers and laxatives, was not only fine but even more energetic.

Bian Que frowned, "Is that so?"

"Yes, while eating, the Rabbit even said that the medicine on the ruler was too weak, just like a novice’s craft," Longhuai exclaimed indignantly.

"Oh? This little Rabbit is indeed daring," another Medicine King, Sun Simiao, said with a laugh.

"No one can challenge the dignity of the Medicine King’s Palace! Someone, go get the strongest laxatives, don’t stop until it works!" a Medicine King said with a sinister tone.

Upon hearing this, Longhuai smiled happily, "Little Rabbit, you want to challenge the rules of Wenqu Palace? You’re still too green!"

With the medicine in hand, Longhuai scampered back to Wenqu Palace, and at the same time whispered the words of the Medicine King and Lu Ban to Wenqu.

As soon as Wenqu heard this, he became enraged, flipped the table with a sweep of his hand, and cursed inwardly, "This old fart, now he’s lecturing me? Let him try it if he dares! He doesn’t even see what I’m teaching..."

Seeing this, Longhuai quickly grabbed Wenqu, gesturing for him to pay attention to their image, as there were still students present!

Wenqu then realized he had lost his temper inappropriately...

Wenqu quickly coughed to cover up his slip-up.

However, thinking about the strongest laxatives brought by the Medicine King, he suddenly smiled happily and patted Qin Shou on the head, "Rabbit, if you like it, keep eating."

In the midst of speaking, Longhuai poured out a thousand rulers, then made a welcoming gesture.

Qin Shou didn’t hesitate, grabbed a ruler, and stuffed it in his mouth. As soon as the ruler entered his stomach, he felt a powerful Yuan Qi spreading throughout his body, rushing to his limbs and bones. The Yuan Qi was more flexible, changing unpredictably, but Qin Shou’s body was even more terrifying. Meeting strength with strength, his cells, like evil spirits, opened their big mouths, and before the Yuan Qi could do anything, it was torn asunder.

Qin Shou’s eyes suddenly lit up, this medicine was really potent! But he liked it!

Without delay, Qin Shou stuffed a few more rulers into his stomach and, indeed, the Yuan Qi began to expand wildly. The endless Yuan Qi washed over his flesh, and the Level Four of the Eight-Nine Empyrean Art, which had been unbreakable, now started to loosen! Overjoyed, Qin Shou no longer held back, operated the Eight-Nine Empyrean Art Cultivation Technique, and started stuffing rulers into his mouth at high speed. The Yuan Qi inside him grew, becoming more and more violent.

But then Qin Shou realized that his cells also started to go wild, increasing the speed at which they devoured the Yuan Qi, crazily plundering the Yuan Qi needed by the Eight-Nine Empyrean Art.

Qin Shou grew anxious, knowing this was a once-in-a-lifetime breakthrough opportunity, and that if he didn’t seize it, he’d never have such a good chance again. Now, what he needed was to shut his cells up!

But, how? That was the question.

Since it wasn’t possible now, the next best thing was to keep the rulers for another opportunity to eat them later.

So Qin Shou cast a sidelong glance at Wenqu, who looked at him expectantly. Qin Shou grinned and said, "Teacher, this stuff is too tasty, can I keep it for lunch? Also, I need to use the bathroom."

Hearing the need to use the bathroom, Wenqu and Longhuai laughed... this was exactly what they wanted, the joy in their hearts!

Wenqu waved his hand and said, "Go, all these rulers are yours!"

Qin Shou, delighted, collected the rulers and dashed off, seeming like he really had a stomach ache and needed to go...

Watching Qin Shou’s retreating back, Wenqu was still a bit worried – that damn Rabbit had a lot of priors – so he had Longhuai follow him, just in case the damn Rabbit decided to run halfway.

Qin Shou did indeed plan to escape, but seeing Longhuai following him, he gave up and went into the latrine, only to see the three Big Fools lined up, each red in the face, emitting low growls and thunderous sounds behind them, causing the latrine to shake...

This was the first time Qin Shou experienced the power of the laxatives up close and cursed in his mind, "Damn! Wenqu is just too cruel, isn’t he?"

But Qin Shou still squatted down obediently.

"Rabbit, you’re taking a dump too?" Kui San called out.

Qin Shou: "Hmm."

Kui Er: "San, be more civilized, you can’t say ’taking a dump’. You should say... Rabbit, are you here to relieve yourself too?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes, this was even worse than talking about shitting!

Kui Yi shouted angrily, "Shut up, less talk more action, pull!"

"Roar roar roar!"

Bang bang bang...

Qin Shou was speechless... it was so noisy, it seemed impossible to break through here, might as well squat peacefully.

Just then, Wenqu’s voice came from outside: "Longhuai, go fetch a cup of tea!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes lit up, he raised an eyebrow, and said to the three fools beside him: "Brothers, a dog just ran past here, did you see it?"

The three fools were stunned and looked towards another door, exchanging puzzled glances.

Qin Shou immediately added, "You don’t have poor eyesight and missed it, do you?"

Hearing this, the three fools became anxious. Being doubted about their eyesight? How could that be acceptable?

So Kui San yelled, "I saw it! Of course I saw it! A dog ran past!"

Qin Shou said, "Really? You’re that good? I saw it was a black one, what about you guys?"

Kui Er yelled, "I also saw a black one!"

Kui Yi nodded, "Yeah, Black!"

Qin Shou laughed...

The three guys were loud, and with that shout, the whole Wenqu Palace could hear clearly.

Wenqu unconsciously frowned, thinking to himself, that damn dog is here again?

The Longhuai going to the kitchen was also stunned, thinking: Not again, right?

Nobody saw that Qin Shou had already quietly left the restroom, then with a shake of his body, turned into a big Black Dog, activated his High Speed and took off running, entering the kitchen before Longhuai did.

Longhuai entered the kitchen, didn’t notice anything unusual, boiled a pot of water, made the tea, and left. However, he hadn’t gone far before he saw a big Black Dog wagging its tail, disappearing around the corner of a building. Longhuai followed, only to find that the dog had vanished without a trace.

Shaking his head, Longhuai first delivered the tea to Wenqu Palace.

A few minutes later...

"Pfft!"

"Longhuai, what kind of tea is this?!"

"Uh, Green Mountain, Clear Water..."

"Continue your self-study, I have something to do, going for a walk..."

A few seconds later.

In the restroom.

A rabbit grinned as it watched Wenqu burst into the restroom and said, "Good day, Teacher, are you also here to use the restroom? Fellow students, let’s welcome the Teacher."

Wenqu’s face darkened... he thought to himself, this was bad; he didn’t want anyone to know he’d come to use the restroom too.