Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 109: Do You Understand Teaching and Educating People? _1

Chapter 109: Chapter 109: Do You Understand Teaching and Educating People? _1

Meanwhile, Qin Shou felt a slippery Yuan Qi, like an eel, squirm into his body, and then it seemed to want to scamper around and cause some trouble. But before it could take a few steps, the nearby cells, as if ravenous ghosts awakened by delicious food, all thrust out their demon claws, instantly shredding the Yuan Qi into pieces and swallowing it clean.

Qin Shou’s eyes instantly brightened—there was actually Yuan Qi in the medicine, and quite a lot of it! Although it was a bit lively, once it was inside his body, it was no problem at all!

Moreover, the medicine seemed to have no effect on him, so he could gobble it up as much as he wanted!

With that thought, Qin Shou couldn’t help but laugh...

Then everyone saw the Rabbit as if stimulated by something, grabbing the rulers scattered on the ground and stuffing them into his mouth at lightning speed. His little mouth was like a shredding machine—no matter how many rulers were stuffed in, they were instantly crushed and then swallowed...

Kui San, "Big brother, why isn’t the rabbit going to poop?"

Kui Er, "Big brother, I think there’s a problem here; those rulers definitely don’t have laxatives in them."

Kui San, "Big brother, from my experience, these rulers taste great!"

Kui Er, "Big brother, are we just going to stand here watching?"

Kui Yi, "Shut up and watch!"

Hearing this, Taitai Le and the others gave Kui Yi a sideways glance, thinking, when did this guy suddenly get smart?

Then they heard Kui Yi seriously say, "Find a chance, and we go up and eat, don’t let them block our opportunity!"

Kui Er, Kui San, "Big brother is wise!"

Everyone, "..."

Wenqu was daydreaming when he suddenly felt someone tugging at his trouser leg. Looking down, he saw the Rabbit looking at him with a blankly cute face, asking, "Sir, can I stop laughing now? Is there any more?"

"More...? You finish these fifty first and then uh... Where are the rulers?" Wenqu asked in astonishment, staring at the empty ground.

Everyone collectively pointed at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou took out a remaining piece of wood, picked his teeth with it, and said, "Sir, they taste pretty good. I’ve finished all of those just now, do you have more? You promised a full stomach, so you can’t go back on your word, right?"

Wenqu looked at Qin Shou as if he’d seen a ghost and asked, "Are you alright?"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Sir, am I supposed to be in trouble? Did you put some medicine on the rulers, or what?"

Although Wenqu had indeed done so, and everyone had noticed, this was something he absolutely could not admit to, so Wenqu shook his head and said, "Of course not... Longhuai, go get more rulers!"

Longhuai understood what Wenqu meant. He was being told to bring rulers with stronger medicinal effects!

So, Longhuai ran out and soon came back, tossing down a full hundred rulers on the ground and saying, "Sir, all the rulers from Wenqu Palace are here."

Before Wenqu could reply, Qin Shou was already sitting and crunching away voraciously. In just a dozen seconds, he devoured all hundred rulers—his speed left everyone aghast and speechless!

At the same time, Qin Shou himself found it unbelievable because when he was eating the rulers, he only thought of being fast and subconsciously activated his High Speed, with the result... He ecstatically discovered that this Magic could increase the speed of his movements and biting! Instantly, he turned into a super shredding machine, and over a hundred rulers were gone in the blink of an eye! This was the first time Qin Shou had used High Speed to eat, which explained his lack of expertise.

He believed that with time, he would become the fastest eating man in the world! No, the fastest eating male rabbit!

The others were dumbfounded, their jaws almost hitting the floor.

However, the ones with the biggest reaction were Kui Yi, Kui Er, and Kui San.

"Big brother, our delicacies are gone."

"Big brother, this rabbit can eat even more than us, we can’t tolerate this!"

"Big Brother, what should we do?"

Kui Yi said with an angry face, "If there’s any new ones, just go up and snatch them!"

"Big Brother is wise!" Kui Er and Kui San shouted in unison.

Wenqu wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Longhuai, go get more. There should be plenty in stock at Wenchang Palace!"

"Yes, sir!" Longhuai went out.

Before long, Longhuai came back with more than three hundred rulers, but as soon as he put them down, three huge figures charged forward, roaring, "Rabbit, slow down, let us brothers have a taste too!"

Qin Shou didn’t stop them and just ate his own, engaging his High Speed magic and once again turned into a human chomping machine, crazily munching away on all the rulers!

Wenqu turned a blind eye, for he too wanted to see if the medicine on the rulers was of any use. Since it couldn’t be told from the rabbit’s reaction, then... cough cough... it’s free for the strong and young, so why not use it?

Seeing that no one was stopping them, Kui Yi, Kui Er, and Kui San were overjoyed!

So the three guys each grabbed three, stuffing them vigorously into their mouths.

As a result, as soon as the three rulers were devoured, the three of them felt their stomachs churn like tumultuous rivers and seas...

Kui San said, "Big Brother! Something’s not right!"

Kui Er said, "Big Brother, my stomach hurts, it’s the same feeling as yesterday!"

Kui San said, "Big Brother, listen to the sound in our stomachs, does it sound familiar?"

Kui Yi nodded slightly, "The sound of waves is still the same."

Everyone was speechless, can idioms be used like this?

Kui Er, Kui San asked, "Big Brother, what do we do?"

Kui Yi said, "Go to the toilet and let it out!"

"Big Brother is wise!" The three guys whooshed out immediately.

Watching the reaction of these three guys, Wenqu was certain that his medicine was fine, but would someone explain to him why that damn rabbit had no reaction?

After ten seconds, the rabbit was whittling a wood chip and shaving its teeth, grinning at Wenqu and asking, "Sir, are there any more?"

Wenqu’s face turned green. What on earth was this rabbit? How could it not be affected by such a large dose of laxative? Then, what would be the point in getting more rulers?

Qin Shou asked with a cheeky tone, "Sir, we can’t go back on our word, can we?"

Wenqu said solemnly, "Longhuai, go... find more!"

Upon hearing this, Longhuai was on the verge of tears. Where could he find them? After thinking over and over, he could only go to Lu Ban to see.

"Oh? You want a thousand rulers at once? Are you guys at Literature Garden planning to turn into a penal colony or preparing to beat a few scholars to death to offer sacrifices to heaven?" Lu Ban, with an honest face, put down his tools and asked cheerfully.

"The Superior God is kidding. These rulers aren’t for beating people, but for eating," Longhuai said with a bitter expression.

Lu Ban blinked, his eyebrows furrowed slightly. "Longhuai, lying is not something a scholar should do. Go back and tell that old guy Wenqu, I can give you the rulers, but in teaching and nurturing people, the emphasis should be on nurturing. Merely scolding and beating won’t bring up good students. Let him think about that..."

Hearing this, Longhuai’s face was full of bitterness. What could he say? Lu Ban was the god of carpentry, holding a much higher status than him. How could he dare to say more?