Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 107 Taking the Blame One After Another_1

Chapter 107: Chapter 107 Taking the Blame One After Another_1

"Local God of Land, well done!" Qin Shou called out.

...

Meanwhile, at Guan Estuary, Dog Xiaotian suddenly became alert and sneezed several times in a row, muttering, "Why do I have a bad feeling about this..."

Little did he know that even while a dog sits comfortably at home, trouble can come flying in from Heaven — someone had already reported him with a written complaint.

However, the superior of the God of Land, after reading the complaint, didn’t say anything. He didn’t seem to intend to hassle Dog Xiaotian; instead, he mumbled, "It’s just a few rabbits, no need to take it seriously with Dog Xiaotian... Let it be for now."

Qin Shou had no idea about the reaction from above. At that moment, he was passionately speaking about his barely visible noble spirit and concluded, "Local God of Land, I know it’s rare to be born with such a noble spirit as mine, but I must remind you, don’t praise me, or I’ll get embarrassed! If you must say something, educate the misguided children instead."

Taitai Le stood there, completely baffled by the shameless rabbit in front of her. She thought: Could this damn rabbit be any more shameless? You throw the blame and then remind the God of Land not to forget to praise you?

And what’s this about teaching misguided children? What children?

Thinking of this, Taitai Le was stunned, "Children?" She looked suspiciously at the God of Land.

The God of Land looked meaningfully at Taitai Le and said, "Little Phoenix, you are a descendant of Phoenix. Like your ancestors, you must be upright and just! When you encounter evil, you should have the courage to stand up, rather than just standing there in a daze. Is spacing out useful? Of course not..."

Taitai Le: "..."

A quarter of an hour later, on the road to Shushan.

"Damn rabbit, could you be any more outrageous? Praising yourself is one thing, but why did you make him educate me?" Taitai Le shouted angrily.

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Can you blame me for this? I didn’t expect him to take it to heart... But speaking of which, is it wrong to educate you? Stealing chickens and touching rabbits, isn’t that what you did?"

"You..." Taitai Le was left speechless, finding that she had no comeback.

A few minutes later.

"Rabbit, what are you planning to do with those rabbits and chickens?" Taitai Le asked.

Qin Shou exclaimed with a sigh, "The rabbits are yours, the chickens are mine. After all, they are my kin, and I can’t bring myself to eat them..."

Taitai Le burst into laughter upon hearing this. She had stolen more rabbits than chickens; it seemed like she was going to make a profit this time.

Then Qin Shou handed over a rabbit to Taitai Le with a pained expression...

Looking at the scrawniest and smallest rabbit in her hands, Taitai Le asked, "Where are the others?"

Qin Shou solemnly responded, "Child, you’re a girl. Why eat so much meat? Eating too much will make you fat. You’re already plump, you need to lose weight, I’m doing this for your own good."

"I’ll kill you! Give me back my rabbits!" Taitai Le instantly understood that the damn rabbit was conning her. She ran after him, spewing fire...

If Qin Shou was already this shady, what was a little more shade to him? He took out a chicken and, using Taitai Le’s phoenix fire, started to roast it, only for the chicken to vaporize instantly...

With a sense of resignation, Qin Shou resigned himself to being chased by Taitai Le, who kept spewing fire all the way to the academy.

Upon reaching the academy, even before entering, they saw Wenqu standing by the big hole left by the apple tree, looking seriously at Qin Shou and Taitai Le, asking, "Do you know where this tree went?"

Taitai Le was shocked, shaking his head subconsciously.

Qin Shou then called out at the top of his lungs, "I know!"

Wenqu was taken aback and thought to himself, This Rabbit confessed so quickly? And here he had thought up quite a few contingency plans.

So Wenqu asked, "Oh? You know? Then tell me, where is the apple tree?"

Qin Shou immediately replied, "Yesterday after school, I left early and saw a Black Dog uproot the tree and run off. It seemed like it was Dog Xiaotian from the Guan Estuary!"

"Impossible. Dog Xiaotian is at the Guan Estuary. It would be easy for him to want an apple tree, wouldn’t it? Would he need to come here to steal?" Wenqu shook his head.

Qin Shou immediately said, "Really, that guy was even mumbling something about how apple wood is especially good for roasting meat... Right, I even saw him this morning. He just stole a wild beast from the Fierce Beast Park. The Local God of Land there saw it too, so did Jiucai!"

Qin Shou pulled Jiucai over in one swift motion.

Jiucai looked utterly bewildered, thinking to herself, Spreading rumors and blaming others is your thing, why did you drag this princess into it? I’m becoming a bad influence because of you! Do I look like someone who consorts with scoundrels?

However, when Jiucai saw the look of righteous indignation on Qin Shou’s face, her heart skipped a beat.

Given Jiucai’s understanding of Qin Shou, this bastard was definitely not experiencing indignation from being wronged, this was an intangible threat. He was saying to her, if you don’t cooperate with me, I’ll reveal your secrets and we’ll both be done for! This wasn’t indignation; this was a stoic resolve!

So Jiucai glared angrily at Qin Shou as if to say, in your dreams!

Then Jiucai resolutely nodded and said, "Yes, I saw it too, it was Dog Xiaotian."

Wenqu didn’t believe a word Qin Shou said, but Taitai Le was different. Coming from a prominent family, a Phoenix descendant, a princess, she’d been educated exceptionally from a young age. He would trust the word of such a child, so he nodded and angrily said, "That damn dog, daring to steal in my Shushan! Next time I see the Jade Emperor, I’ll make sure to give him a beating!"

Qin Shou immediately nodded and added, "Right, give him a beating! That damn dog, unfaithful and disloyal, shameless and brazen, giving people fake things, scheming for wealth and causing harm... Uh, why is everyone looking at me like that?"

Without a word from Wenqu, Taitai Le chuckled and said, "You’ve just perfectly listed all your own flaws."

"Teacher, she’s slandering me!" Qin Shou immediately complained.

Wenqu patted Taitai Le’s head and said, "Excellent summary."

After that, Wenqu left.

Taitai Le smiled smugly and followed suit.

Qin Shou stood there, utterly disheveled, thinking... Are they all like the Monkey? Do they all have Fiery Eyes Golden Gaze?

Shaking his head, Qin Shou followed everyone into the Wenqu Palace. It was then that Qin Shou realized that Niu Dali, Chongba, Mutou, and others had arrived, but the three big fools had not shown up yet.

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and thought to himself: Damn, these three idiots wouldn’t really skip today just to get some more beatings, would they?

Just then, Qin Shou heard someone outside shouting, "Is anyone there? Can you bring some paper? We’re out of paper!"

At the sound of this, Qin Shou’s forehead was covered in black lines. It wasn’t that they hadn’t come; these guys had been squatting outside all night!

The others were clearly startled by the shout and then looked suspiciously at Wenqu. Wenqu cleared his throat and said, "Longhuai, go tell them to wash their own butts with water. The academy doesn’t provide paper."