Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 106: Dogs sit at home, pots come from heaven_1

Chapter 106: Chapter 106: Dogs sit at home, pots come from heaven_1

Taitai Le’s eyes bulged at the sound of it. Damn, was this righteousness? It was blatant shamelessness, selling chickens! No, selling Phoenixes!

"I’ll split a chicken with you!" Taitai Le quickly called out.

"Half for each person, anything less and I won’t do it!" the Rabbit immediately shouted.

With a face full of grief and indignation, Taitai Le yelled, "You bastard! It took me all morning to plot and succeed, and you want to take half just like that? Are you even human?"

Upon hearing this, the Rabbit straightened up, tugged at its long ears, and laughed slyly, "Hehe... Open your chicken eyes wide and take a good look, take a look at these big ears. What do they have to do with being human?"

"You... fine, you’re shameless, I’ll give in! Half for each person!" Taitai Le said.

Qin Shou immediately said, "Too late, I’ll take seventy percent, you’ll get thirty."

"Why don’t you just rob me?" Taitai Le was fuming, but having confirmed the Rabbit’s expression, sadly realized that the damn Rabbit seemed to be robbing indeed!

Qin Shou grinned and said, "The God of Land will be here soon, you figure it out, three, two..."

"Fine! You take seventy percent!" Taitai Le gritted her teeth and said.

Qin Shou laughed heartily, "That’s more like it! Hand over the goods, and I’ll show you a clear path!"

What could Taitai Le say at that moment? She flapped her wings and, from beneath her feathers, she pulled out a bunch of stuff that seemed to be from some kind of Sumeru-dimension magic treasure.

Qin Shou was startled at the sight, there were at least thirty chickens on the ground! Little wild chickens, little hens, little turkeys, little yellow chickens... anyhow, all chickens! The point was, they were all small!

Looking at all the chickens on the ground, Qin Shou reproached with a face full of frustration, "Jiucai oh Jiucai, such a good opportunity, and you don’t go for cows, sheep, tigers, or blind bears, but load up on chickens? And two of each kind, are you pairing them or starting a harem? Do you have such a big grudge against chickens? Addicted to fratricide much?"

Then Taitai Le flapped her wings again, spilling over sixty rabbits onto the ground: Long-eared rabbits, long-haired rabbits, big white rabbits, little black rabbits, mixed-hair rabbits, Seven Stars rabbits...

Qin Shou looked at these rabbits, then looked back up into Taitai Le’s eyes, and clearly sensed deep resentment! Deeper than the resentment towards the chickens!

"You’re ruthless!" Qin Shou said, before hurriedly gathering the chickens and rabbits into the Black Demon Box and then declared, "Whether you can successfully shift the blame and freely eat game in the future depends on today’s coordination and understanding. Remember, the one who stole the chickens is Dog Xiaotian!"

After speaking, Qin Shou transformed into a big black dog, though not black enough...

Qin Shou said, "Burn me!"

"What for?" Taitai Le was stunned.

"No time for questions, hurry up! Burn me darker!" Qin Shou shouted.

Taitai Le opened her mouth, and whoosh!

When the flames subsided, a pure, pitch-black Black Dog emerged. Qin Shou, timing it just right, sure that the God of Land would appear any moment, activated the High-Speed magic and zoomed away, leaving only the silhouette of the black dog for the God of Land.

Meanwhile, Qin Shou imitated Dog Xiaotian’s voice and loudly said, "Land God, I eat watermelons in the south of the city for free; you think you can boss me around for a few lousy rabbits and little chicks? Watch out, or Mr. dog might find a chance to beat you up!"

Taitai Le was utterly bewildered by what the damn Rabbit said about the watermelons to the south of the city, but she understood the rest clearly—this bastard was shifting the blame!

Indeed, in the next moment, a wave of earth split the forest and carried a short Local God of Land over. He was so angry his beard curled up as he asked furiously, "Who are you? State your name!"

Unfortunately, he was only left with the sight of a plump and sturdy Black Dog’s rear, which disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"This damn dog, don’t let me catch you!" The Land God wasn’t fast, and he huffed angrily as he ran.

At that moment, the Land God looked down and noticed a small Fire Chicken below. His eyebrows immediately twisted into a frown and he said, "You again? Was that your accomplice just now?"

Hearing this, the Fire Chicken quickly shook its head and said, "No, I was just passing by. Look, we’re at the foot of the mountain; it’s just the path I take to school. It’s all a coincidence."

After thinking for a moment, the Land God seemed to understand and then asked, "Alright, I’ll trust you for the moment. Did you see the person who stole something just now? Do you know who it was?"

Taitai Le immediately said, "I saw it, oh yes, a pitch-black Big Black Dog, looked somewhat familiar."

"A pitch-black Big Black Dog?" The Land God tugged at his beard, as if he was thinking about something.

All of a sudden, Taitai Le seemed to remember something and exclaimed, "I remember now, I think it was Dog Xiaotian!"

"Dog Xiaotian?!" The Land God exclaimed in surprise, then snorted coldly and said, "So it was that dog. No wonder his butt looked so familiar to me... Hmph, even though he is the Immortal Master’s dog, he’s not at Guan Estuary catching Rabbits, he came here to steal from me? Does he think I wouldn’t dare to report him?"

"Yes! Report him! We must report him!" Just then, a dark and slippery Rabbit came running back, shouting indignantly at the same time.

The Land God was taken aback and asked, "What the heck are you?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou paused, then cocked his head and with a toothy grin, he said endearingly, "Local God of Land, I was the embodiment of righteousness, the symbol of honesty, the hero emblem, Little White Rabbit, yesterday."

"Little White Rabbit? It’s you? But, how did you... get so black?" the Land God asked, looking perplexed.

Qin Shou glanced at Taitai Le, who blushed with embarrassment, and Qin Shou heaved a long sigh, saying, "It’s a long story... Never mind that. Let’s talk about that vile Dog, who plots against Rabbits and hens, instead."

The Land God asked, "You saw it too?"

Qin Shou thumped his chest and said, "Of course! I even chased after him! But that damn dog was too fast. Tell me, who can stand such a dog that steals chickens and Rabbits? No one can stand by and do nothing! No one could just stay put and not chase after him, right?"

The Land God nodded subconsciously.

Meanwhile, Taitai Le’s face was covered in dark smudges. Damn rabbit, she was the only one who hadn’t chased after him!

"As a righteous avenger Rabbit, I couldn’t stand by either! You know the saying, ’see injustice and shout aloud!’ But what good does shouting do? That’s why I shouted, and I chased too! And I saw the despicable face of that no-good evil Dog Xiaotian, really, it was so detestable! Local God of Land, if I were you, I definitely wouldn’t let him off, report him, report him until his mother can’t recognize him!"

"Right, report him!" Taitai Le chimed in supportively.

The Local God of Land, feeling a rush of passion, said, "Good, report him! Report him until his mother can’t recognize him!"

"Right, report!" Qin Shou followed suit and called out.

Then, the Local God of Land immediately took out a piece of paper on the spot, wrote a letter in midair, and with a wave of his hand, the letter whooshed away!

The Local God of Land said, "I’ve already reported it to my superior. I don’t believe we can’t take down that evil dog!"