Prodigal System in the Flourishing City
Chapter 355 - 354 Want to Slap to Death [2nd Update]

Chapter 355: Chapter 354 Want to Slap to Death [2nd Update]

Lu Xiaobu received a call from Hou Long and nodded.

It seems that Luck Aura still works, it was worth spending three billion to activate Luck Aura.

As for the request from Hou Long during the call, he naturally agreed without hesitation.

Because what he wanted was not to fight or curse.

As Hou Long and the others said, when it comes to major principles, he could distinguish them clearly.

He would not take children’s education as a joke.

All he wanted was a stage, to justify himself, that’s all!

When Lu Xiaobu was invited to participate in the Education Day, the announcement immediately caused a huge uproar.

There were strong objections!

"This is nonsense! Messing around!"

"Why should someone like Lu Xiaobu participate in Education Day, to corrupt the children?!"

"If it’s like this, I won’t let my child watch that speech!"

"Absolutely not!"

"..."

There were also those who watched for the fun.

"Shout out, this is going to be interesting."

"Zhu Zhixi vs Lu Xiaobu?"

"Is this going to be a public showdown? If these two start fighting, it’ll really be entertaining."

"I feel like it’s going to happen, Lu Xiaobu is uncontrollable!"

"..."

And there were those who finally found the opportunity to support Lu Xiaobu strongly.

"Support! This decision is absolutely correct!"

"Those who say Lu Xiaobu is unqualified, please go get a national college entrance examination top scorer to compare, thank you!"

"Not just a top scorer, but also qualifications as a peace ambassador of cross-strait relations, as well as one of the top ten outstanding youths, I’ll wait for you to bring them!"

"Even if we don’t talk about those major aspects, just the positive energy statements Lu Xiaobu has posted on Weibo qualify him!"

"..."

The internet was in an uproar.

But whether it was Lu Xiaobu, Zhu Zhixi, or even the organizers of the Education Day, none of them gave any response.

Zhu Zhixi was too frightened.

Lu Xiaobu was disdainful.

Education Day couldn’t react.

Let time handle everything!

However, thanks to the public spat between the two prominent figures, the attention on Education Day had received an unprecedented boost.

Not only were students paying attention, but adults were too!

The viewership of Education Day was sure to soar!

Of course, provided that there were no mishaps.

...

However, one person was furious!

It was Wei Hai!

"F*ck! What’s going on? Why is Lu Xiaobu taking the stage?!" Wei Hai shouted angrily.

All his efforts were nearly destroyed by this insane decision!

A hint of cunning flashed in his eyes; it seemed that he couldn’t just let things take their natural course.

He would have to resort to some tactics!

...

On the day of the Education Day.

Lu Xiaobu arrived at the entrance of the venue.

The chief organizer, Hou Long, personally came out to greet him.

"I am honoured, can I call you Xiaobu?"

Hou Long said with a warm smile.

Lu Xiaobu’s reputation was very high above, otherwise, they wouldn’t have approved his application so quickly.

Of course, along with the approval came a notice that Lu Xiaobu must control his temper.

"Of course, should I call you Brother Hou or Uncle Hou?"

Lu Xiaobu also wore a smile.

"Brother Hou! I’m not that old yet! We are of the same generation! Hahaha!"

Hou Long was increasingly pleased with Lu Xiaobu.

Look at Lu Xiaobu, then look at Zhu Zhixi.

There’s really a huge difference!

"Alright, let’s go with Brother Hou, though it kind of feels like something out of Journey to the West."

Lu Xiaobu politely responded.

"By the way, did you memorize your script?" Hou Long asked.

"I memorized it, do you want me to recite some?" Lu Xiaobu immediately began: "College is an essential experience in life..."

Lu Xiaobu rattled off a long string.

Hou Long’s face grew even more satisfied.

They really didn’t choose the wrong person.

Being able to memorize the script in such a short time showed that Lu Xiaobu was really putting his heart into it.

Very good, very good!

"Let’s go, let’s go in!"

Hou Long said happily.

But what he didn’t know was:

"Host, you’re such a scammer, asking for psychological damage compensation from me. You asked me to memorize the script, but ended up making me do it."

The system complained.

"Anyway, you can remember it with just one glance, what’s there to memorize, really."

Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and ignored the system’s complaint.

Yes, it was the system that was prompting Lu Xiaobu to recite the script.

Making Lu Xiaobu memorize the script.

Hahaha, look at my expression! Hahaha!

"Did you prepare what I asked you to?" Lu Xiaobu continued.

"I’ve prepared it!"

The system said speechlessly.

"That’s good."

Lu Xiaobu nodded.

He won’t take physical action or curse people, but that doesn’t mean he can’t cause trouble!

After all, if he went by the book and gave the speech, the outcome wouldn’t be what he wanted.

What he wanted was a sensation, an explosion, to slap Zhu Zhixi dead!

...

As students and teachers from various schools, as well as some invited parents, entered.

The Education Day officially began.

The opening ceremony was initiated by Zhu Zhixi.

It must be said, after the previous hype, Zhu Zhixi’s popularity was pretty good.

He was hugely welcomed as soon as he got on stage.

"Teacher Zhu, well done! Giving a speech despite injuries!"

"Be sure to take care of your health!"

"Your health is the greatest treasure for the children."

"..."

Of course, eighty percent of this adoration was from teachers and parents.

As for the students?

They were not interested at all. If it hadn’t been mandatory, they wouldn’t have cared to listen to the Education Day speech.

It was all those old clichés over and over again.

The speech began.

"Hello everyone, today at this opening, I want to talk about the ’uselessness of college’ theory that many people are talking about in society."

Truth be told, Zhu Zhixi’s skills were quite good, otherwise he wouldn’t have deceived so many people.

Like now, he memorized the entire script.

You know, many people can’t do without the script when giving speeches.

"Some people, I don’t know what their motive is, foolishly saying college is useless..."

Zhu Zhixi continued.

Many teachers nodded again and again as they listened.

But in contrast, nearly all the students looked spiritless, as if they were about to fall asleep.

It was indeed the same old stuff!

"Today’s children here haven’t yet stepped into society, haven’t yet contributed to society..."

The students grew even more tired.

"This society today, it’s supported by our generation, sparing no effort in ’encouraging learning’..."

Old clichés!

But, this Zhu Zhixi did have some skills.

He explained these old clichés from another angle.

That is, if it really was useless, why would they tirelessly persuade again and again?

Because his angle was quite good, some students did absorb what he was saying.

This even made Hou Long nod in approval.

Even though this Zhu Zhixi caused trouble, his speech was really quite good.

At the end.

"College is not useless, ignorance is!"

Zhu Zhixi concluded.

His speech finished.

Below, applause sounded, quite warm indeed.

After all, there were cameras present, and the students also clapped politely.

But actually, you could see a bit of absent-mindedness on most students’ faces.

No matter how good the angle, it couldn’t avoid still being the same old stuff.

Now that the closing ceremony was over, everyone couldn’t help but start looking forward to Lu Xiaobu’s closing ceremony.

Well, the middle part can be skipped.

But the closing ceremony definitely cannot!