Prodigal System in the Flourishing City
Chapter 237 - 236: The Dumbass’s Crossed Legs【Extra update for Narcolepsy Reward, 5th update】

Chapter 237: Chapter 236: The Dumbass’s Crossed Legs【Extra update for Narcolepsy Reward, 5th update】

Under Lin Feng’s command!

The huge soundproof door was opened again!

Lin Feng’s face was filled with pride, eagerly anticipating the scene where the Pitbull would tear that little mongrel to pieces!

Such a desire for victory excited his entire spirit.

But Lu Xiaobu, Zhang Meng, Li Jin, and Su Luoxue all dared not open their eyes to watch!

They were even prepared to seek revenge for dumbass!

However!

The scene inside the room stunned Lin Feng completely!

"Damn!"

Lin Feng, who always retains his composure and seldom swears even when being ruthless, finally couldn’t help but curse!

What did he see?!

His highly anticipated Pitbull was actually kneeling on the ground, facing the sofa, looking like a little brother?!

And on the sofa was that very mongrel!

That mongrel was actually freaking seated on the sofa!

Please pay attention to this ’seated’!

This seated isn’t referring to the way dogs sit.

It’s that damn human-like way of sitting!

It’s the way of sitting with one’s ass on the sofa, back leaning against the backrest!

What drove Lin Feng crazy was!

That damn mongrel was even sitting there with its legs crossed!

Hell, it was even doing it with a bounce!

For crying out loud!

Are you freaking still a dog?

Crossing your legs?

He really didn’t know whether dogs’ anatomical structure could even allow them to perform this action!

What about those bitches?

Let’s not even start with that!

This mongrel was flanked by two of the prettiest bitches on each side.

All the other bitches were laying behind the sofa!

A glance over it, and you could clearly see a capital-letter HAREM!

For some reason, Lin Feng suddenly recalled the grandeur of the 3000-harem once mentioned by Lu Xiaobu!

Could it be!

Was this dog emulating Lu Xiaobu!?

Nonsense!

Though it’s said ’as the master, so the dog’, it’s meant in terms of spirit!

Not instantaneous imitation!

Fuck!

A dog that could sit like people, cross its legs, maintain a harem, and show off, tell me if you aren’t scared!?

Lin Feng felt his entire worldview was under assault!

He was complete Sparta!

Hearing Lin Feng’s swearing, Lu Xiaobu also opened his eyes and took a look.

And then!

"Fuck your grandpa, dumbass, get the hell out here, I’ve been worried sick about you, and you’re freaking enjoying life?!"

Lu Xiaobu exploded with curses after seeing dumbass lounging with crossed legs.

"Ow-woo!"

Spotting Lu Xiaobu’s anger, dumbass didn’t dare to act up anymore!

Lowering its crossed legs, it jumped off the sofa and ran out obediently, rubbing against Lu Xiaobu’s legs!

"Get lost, cut out the cute act! Stand properly!"

Lu Xiaobu was not buying it!

"Ow-woo!"

Dumbass gave a pitiful look at Zhang Meng and Li Jin.

But found that both Zhang Meng and Li Jin also had faces darkened with anger.

It then looked at Su Luoxue.

Right, Ice Queen!

No more messing around, it had to behave now!

So, dumbass obediently moved in front of Lu Xiaobu and stood up, ready to be scolded!

"Stand properly! I didn’t say to stand on all fours! You can cross your legs! Can’t you even stand up?!"

Lu Xiaobu continued scolding.

He had suspected earlier that dumbass might be feigning ignorance after eating divine-level dog food!

That scene just now completely clarified it for him!

This dog was indeed putting on an act!

"Woof."

Dumbass uttered, helplessly having no choice but to stand up on its hind legs.

Dealing with such an owner, it was helpless!

Lin Feng was astonished—Damn, is this a dog or a person?

Even dogs that have been specifically trained can’t possibly reach this level of normal interaction with humans!

"You’re just a scumbag! Can’t keep walking when you see a bitch?! Huh!? You’ll end up dying on a bitch’s belly sooner or later! Ah, no, I mean back!"

Lu Xiaobu saw dumbass standing properly and immediately started to berate him, pointing at his own nose!

"Woof woof woof!"

Dumbass suddenly barked a few times and even glanced at Su Luoxue.

It looked as if he was saying—It’s all because I learned from you!

At this moment, Lin Feng went even crazier!

Damn it, it’s one thing you understand human speech!

Now what, you can talk back?!

Lu Xiaobu, is your dog trying to ascend to heaven?!

"What’s the matter! Still not convinced?"

Lu Xiaobu was infuriated yet amused: "Zhang Meng, get me a broom! Today I’ve got to give him a proper thrashing!"

"Owwww!"

Dumbass got scared and turned tail to run!

It’s all over, overstepped the boundaries, now I’m really going to get hit!

After running a couple of steps, it suddenly thought of a solution!

If the master is angry, why not just release his anger?

And so!

"Woof woof woof!"

It started barking commands.

With its barking, all the dogs in the house ran out!

Then!

The pack of dogs started to wreak havoc!

Biting sofas, chewing on carpets, peeing everywhere, smashing things!

Just imagine!

How could Young Master Lin’s club possibly contain anything but the finest items!

So!

A painting bought in Italy by Lin Feng, worth fifty million US dollars, was shredded to pieces by two dogs!

A Ming Dynasty vase was pushed over by a dog and smashed to smithereens!

The ground covered with pure sheep wool carpet, valued at seven million, now reeked of urine!

That set of redwood furniture in the northwest corner, worth twenty million, gnawed with teeth marks all over!

...

"Oh my god!"

Lin Feng was originally in shock, watching Lu Xiaobu’s magical, human-like dog training actions!

Seeing the mess, he exploded in rage, and yelled at the black-clad men: "What are you dawdling for? Catch those dogs now! If we wait any longer, my club will be demolished!"

The black-clad men sprang into action!

In an instant!

The entire club was in chaos—not chickens flying and dogs jumping, but rather dogs jumping and people running!

Now it was done, the club was even more thoroughly wrecked!

Several black-clad men were scratched and bitten by the dogs!

In a frenzy!

Dog hair and clothes flew about together, urine and blood of the same hue!

Especially the most ferocious pit bull, not even three men could hold it down, instead, it bit several people!

It truly deserved its reputation of having fought lions.

When it bit someone, a chunk of flesh came off!

The black-clad men were wailing in pain!

Never mind them, even Lin Feng, closely protected, nearly suffered an attack; it took a bodyguard’s sacrifice to shield Lin Feng from harm!

While it was hectic on this side, Lu Xiaobu’s area remained a peaceful haven!

Due to dumbass’s order, the dogs did not approach Lu Xiaobu’s side at all.

"Young Master Lin, do you want to take refuge over there for a while? The butler has gone to get the tranquilizer gun! It’ll be resolved shortly!"

A black-clad man suggested.

"Take refuge my ass!"

Lin Feng erupted in thunderous fury!

This was his club, the dogs were his preparation, he had prepared them to win over Lu Xiaobu!

Now his own dogs had turned on him, which was humiliating enough!

This guy actually suggested he seek Lu Xiaobu’s protection, in his own club?!

He would rather be bitten by a pit bull than suffer such disgrace!

"Young Master Lin, I’m coming!"

The butler finally returned, bringing the tranquilizer gun with him!

Bang bang bang!

With a series of sounds, one dog after another was knocked out!

"Damn it all, kill them!"

Lin Feng, looking at his wrecked club, was beside himself with fury!

"Wait."

Lu Xiaobu then stepped forward.

The matter of you daring to harm my dumbass isn’t settled yet!

Although dumbass is unharmed, if I let you off easy, then I am not Lu Xiaobu!