Prodigal System in the Flourishing City -
Chapter 181: Beat You Until You Submit [Please Favorite, Please Recommend]
Chapter 181: Chapter 181: Beat You Until You Submit [Please Favorite, Please Recommend]
Lu Xiaobu and his entourage were surrounded by Americans who had never seen a Shadow mobile phone before, so they couldn’t leave for the time being and simply started a mini Shadow release event!
Of course, they also had their own reasons for not wanting to leave—to show these bumpkin Americans a thing or two!
As each feature of the Shadow mobile phone was unveiled!
The entire hall erupted with various exclamations!
"Oh my God! Can a phone even do that?"
"Look at that beautiful screen, look at those elegant lines, I feel like I’m drunk!"
"I can’t believe it! Have phones from the Heavenly Dynasty really become this advanced?"
"There’s a dedicated APP for every website! This is amazing, if I had one, I wouldn’t have to search through web pages all the time! One-click operation!"
"Our phone companies have been so smug, claiming to have the world’s most advanced phones!"
"There’s a saying in the Heavenly Dynasty, what’s it called, ’a frog in a well,’ yes, that’s it, ’a frog in a well.’ That’s us!"
"I’ve decided to take a trip to the Heavenly Dynasty, if nothing else, to buy a phone!"
"..."
The crowd was utterly shocked, and in the end, some even wanted to buy it at a high price!
"I’ll pay ten thousand USD! Please sell me this phone... no, this piece of art!"
"I’ll offer twenty thousand, twenty thousand USD!"
"Give it to me, I’m offering thirty thousand USD, and I can exchange it for RMB right now if you want!"
"..."
And Jack, who had previously thought he was all that, hung his head low, utterly devastated: "Has the Heavenly Dynasty become the most developed country?!"
Hearing Jack’s words, Liang Lan smiled.
Although she knew that what Jack said was wrong, she wasn’t going to explain!
Anyway, it’s pretty good if Jack thinks so.
"Let’s go, let’s go!"
Lu Xiaobu waved his hand impatiently: "This bunch of boors has never even seen a proper phone, and they’re all bluster!"
"What did this gentleman say?"
The Americans, not understanding Chinese, could only ask Liang Lan!
After all, they knew by now that Lu Xiaobu was the creator of the phone and had to be respected!
"Our Young Master says, farewell to everyone, Shadow will consider coming to America."
Liang Lan craftily avoided telling the truth.
"Oh, thank you, thank you, we’re looking forward to it!"
"Thank you, thank you, welcome to America, America welcomes you! And especially welcomes your Shadow!"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu, listening to the unceasing thanks, was somewhat baffled: "What’s the deal? Do Americans actually like being scolded?!"
He was perplexed, wondering why the more he scolded, the happier they got?
He had never heard that Americans had this kind of hobby!
So, should he insult them a few more times?
And so...
Lu Xiaobu tentatively said: "NMLGB?"
The Americans looked towards Liang Lan.
"The Young Master says, farewell to everyone!"
Liang Lan said with a straight face.
"Goodbye, goodbye!"
"Farewell, miraculous people of the Heavenly Dynasty!"
"..."
The Americans nodded and smiled in response.
Lu Xiaobu: "Uh..."
"Pfft!"
Liang Lan almost burst out laughing, quickly pulling Lu Xiaobu away to leave!
It’s fun to play around, but things might get out of hand if this continues!
The group got into a taxi, heading for the hotel they had booked.
"Are you people from Korea or Japan?"
As soon as they got in, the driver asked.
"Sorry, we’re from the Heavenly Dynasty!"
Liang Lan said helplessly.
"Oh, sorry about that, sorry!"
The driver apologized inside and then focused on driving.
"What’s going on?"
Lu Xiaobu was somewhat puzzled. Though he didn’t understand everything, he could still understand English when it was about the Heavenly Dynasty.
"They’re asking if we’re from Korea or Japan."
Liang Lan said helplessly, "In America, compared to those from the Heavenly Dynasty, there are more people from Korea and Japan. So many mistake us for being Korean or Japanese! Just like earlier at the airport, one of them even said there are no beauties in the Heavenly Dynasty!"
Liang Lan hadn’t translated those words for Lu Xiaobu previously, so he was unaware of them.
"Motherf*cking bastards!"
A furious fire blazed in Lu Xiaobu’s heart!
Damn it!
Who the hell do they think they’re looking down on?
"Sister Lan, tell the driver to turn around, I’m going to smack that bastard!" Lu Xiaobu said angrily!
He didn’t deny it; he was a hot-blooded nationalist!
I can criticize my motherland, but you, you cannot!
"Young Master, they’ve already left! And I’ve already taught them a lesson. Didn’t you scold them at the end? I told them what you said was a compliment."
Liang Lan quickly grabbed hold of Lu Xiaobu.
Nobody here in America recognizes the Young Master; it would be bad if trouble was stirred up!
"Fine! Next time, tell me if this happens again!"
Lu Xiaobu gave it some thought and felt he had vented some anger!
However, he decided that this time he wouldn’t keep a low profile!
Not that he ever had before!
Look down on people from the Heavenly Dynasty?!
I’ll show you what a person from the Heavenly Dynasty is capable of!
I’ll thrash you in every way!
Not convinced?!
I’ll beat you till you are!
Arriving at the hotel, everyone washed up and rested for a bit.
While they rested, Liang Lan began to gather information in the hotel!
Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated!
But this was not something that could be figured out in just an afternoon, so it was
In the evening, to grab dinner, the group made their way to Chinatown.
Lu Xiaobu didn’t want to pretend to be all high and mighty just to eat Western food!
Although many Western dishes indeed taste good.
But the portions of most Western dishes can’t keep up; they go for high-calorie foods, and most of their staples are potatoes.
Therefore, Lu Xiaobu still preferred Chinese food!
Arrived in Chinatown!
They found a restaurant that seemed quite good, mainly because it smelled good, and the group walked in.
Most of the diners here were of Asian descent, and it was hard to tell which country they were from without listening closely to the conversation.
"Boss, let’s have some dishes."
Lu Xiaobu spoke to the restaurant owner, who was from the Heavenly Dynasty.
"Are you folks from the mainland?"
The owner burst into joy when he heard Mandarin and hurried over.
"Yes, just arrived today, starving."
Lu Xiaobu, on hearing someone finally speaking Mandarin, was overjoyed!
Really, the old saying that "meeting a fellow countryman in a foreign land is one of life’s great joys" is true.
Just having arrived for half a day, Lu Xiaobu felt incredibly fond of hearing Mandarin!
"Wait up, wait up, I’ll prepare some specialty dishes for you."
The owner, receiving a definite answer, was over the moon.
"But there are ready-made dishes over there."
Lu Xiaobu pointed to some dishes on the counter.
"Those, those are for foreigners, they’re American-style Chinese food!" The owner laughed, "Look at that orange chicken, we don’t have that dish in the Heavenly Dynasty!"
"Indeed."
Lu Xiaobu pursed his lips, looking at the overly sweet dishes with distaste!
They were just chatting when suddenly,
A bunch of white people barged in: "Where’s the boss? Come out!"
Then, with a backhand, they flipped over a table!
Lu Xiaobu’s face instantly dropped!
Damn it, is this the first one asking for a beating?!
If you find any errors (non-standard content, ads redirect, broken links, etc..), Please let us know so we can fix it as soon as possible.
Report