Prodigal System in the Flourishing City
Chapter 131 "The Cruel College Entrance Examination Syllabus" [4th update, please recommend, please bookmark]

Chapter 131: Chapter 131 "The Cruel College Entrance Examination Syllabus" [4th update, please recommend, please bookmark]

Lu Xiaobu walked onto the stage, and the entire concert plunged into its final frenzy.

Everyone was shouting Lu Xiaobu’s name.

The students, fewer than a thousand strong, managed to muster the spirit of tens of thousands.

"Young Master Bu, for a thousand generations, rule over Jianghu!"

"Hahaha, awesome." Lu Xiaobu laughed heartily: "Just now, you wanted me to sing, right?"

"That’s right!" the crowd roared.

"Well then, I’m going to sing! Don’t run away scared." Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.

The crowd erupted into laughter.

"No worries, we can handle it!"

"It’s just a song! If it’s too bad, we’ll just plug our ears!"

"Just sing, as long as I can still survive a few days to take the Gaokao, that’s all I need."

"..."

Lu Xiaobu smiled, took the microphone, and began to sing.

It was a song written specifically for the Gaokao on Earth.

Not to mention the people of Water Blue Star, even you guys on Earth have probably never heard it.

This song was an adaptation of the theme tune from Neon Genesis Evangelion, "A Cruel Angel’s Thesis"!

"The Cruel Gaokao Thesis"

Back when Lu Xiaobu took the Gaokao on Earth, a teacher had played this song for them.

At that time, the feeling was really one of wanting to cry and laugh, and after going back, he couldn’t help but put it on loop for a long time.

Believe it, today, it will surely stir the hearts of the high school seniors about to face the Gaokao.

"The sacred moment of June 7th has arrived, with an exam number in hand, fate takes a new trajectory!"

Lu Xiaobu held the microphone, his voice shifting from slow to fast, from low to high.

With just one line of the lyrics, all the high school seniors instantly quieted down, a tremor from the soul rippling through them!

June 7th.

The sacred moment.

The exam number.

Fate takes a new trajectory!

Isn’t this song about them, the high school seniors?

It’s actually a song written for them!

Everyone pricked up their ears, listening intently to the song.

They were a million times more focused than when they were in school.

"Before the test starts,"

"My heart begins to race,"

"In my mind a blank slate, all I see are question marks,"

"The fiery Qi in my chest burns,"

"Veins on my forehead bulging,"

"As if the exam questions are taunting me,"

Boom—

A set of nearly straight-forward lyrics completely ignited the high school seniors!

This was exactly the state they were in before an exam!

For some repeaters, tears filled their eyes instantly!

Yes, this was exactly how they felt when they entered the examination hall!

Exactly the same!

Although Lu Xiaobu’s singing skill was far inferior to those of professional stars.

And if it were any other song, it might feel like a humiliation.

But!

Not this one!

Because with this song, they were listening to the soul!

"How can I forget,"

"The hardships of growth,"

"How many have gone insane from doing problems,"

"Exercises flying everywhere,"

"Emotions running high at dawn,"

"Coffee as essential provisions,"

It was explosive, explosive, and still explosive!

Countless high school seniors were weeping bitterly!

The hardships of senior year are not something outsiders can understand.

Just as Young Master Bu’s lyrics said.

Problems are their everything; going insane is their norm!

Their eyes were glued to the books, who knew the difference between early morning and night?

In the face of Gaokao, there were no distinctions between top students and struggling ones; unless one had completely given up, this was their norm!

"Twelve years, enduring the bitter years, like piercing one’s thigh, hanging by the head from the rafters, all for the struggle of this one battle,"

"The comprehensive test, busy with computation, bent back beams, aspiring to be the top scholar, what does it matter if I go white overnight!"

Lu Xiaobu continued to sing with great passion!

The high school seniors had all stood up; the scalding blood coursing through them made it impossible to sit still!

Twelve years, that’s right!

Young Master Bu was right, twelve years!

All for this one battle!

For this battle, they had sacrificed so much, so very much!

June 7th, would be the time to test their efforts!

Yeah, for these twelve years, no one should give up!

A night of white hair, what of it?!

However...

Just as their blood began to boil...

"Chinese, no negotiation, ’zhihuozheye’ is our forte"

"English, gotta speak better than Americans"

"Physics, what’s that? I’m stronger than Einstein"

"Chemistry is a breeze, casually concocting a nuclear bomb secret recipe"

"With a flick of my pen, planets collide in the universe"

"Heavenly Dynasty’s college entrance exam students, unmatched IQs worldwide"

Hearing Lu Xiaobu’s rap!

"Pfft! Hahaha!"

The third-year students couldn’t hold back anymore, they sat down with a thud, bursting into laughter!

"Young Master Bu is so funny!"

"Young Master Bu, give me back my touched feelings."

"I was just beginning to feel my blood boil!"

"Secret recipe for a nuclear bomb? If I could actually make that, why would I still go to school?"

"But, that last line, I love it! Heavenly Dynasty’s college entrance exam students, unmatched IQs worldwide!"

"..."

Lu Xiaobu, watching their expressions, also couldn’t help but laugh.

In fact, this song has a second verse.

But the second verse is a bit darker.

You could say, if the first verse is for the top students, the second one is for the don’t-give-a-damn-anyway crowd.

So here, he decided to stop!

Someone asked, what if there’s no second verse?

Are you dumb?

Just sing it again!

During the musical interlude, Lu Xiaobu also activated his Magic Sound Jade Pendant.

He didn’t choose to protect himself alone, but chose to protect everyone!

Suddenly, an invisible shield emerged

However, as a result, his Magic Sound Jade Pendant went from being usable thousands of times to being usable just one more time!

What a heartache!

Mom sell batch, if I don’t kill that death-seeking bastard, Young Master can hardly vent this frustration!

We’re talking about three hundred million here!

But, talk is talk, the song must still be sung!

But this time, it’s a lot happier!

Lu Xiaobu: "June 7th...!"

Lu Xiaobu finished the first line, snapping his fingers.

Immediately someone took over!

After all, such a song is catchy.

Brother Hu: "Before the exam starts, my heart begins to race..."

His slightly deep, magnetic voice immerses people in the moment.

After finishing the second verse, Brother Hu promptly made an inviting gesture.

Bingbing with a smile: "How can I forget, the tough growth..."

Bingbing steps down, Chen Yijie comes up.

Chen Yijie: "Twelve years, enduring the cold window..."

Chen Yijie’s spirited voice makes this section surge with more fiery blood!

Next, it turned into a full-fledged chorus!

Lu Xiaobu: "Chinese, no negotiation... it’s your turn!"

Third-year students: "We’re good at ’zhihuozheye’!"

Zhou Shujing: "English..."

Third-year students: "Gotta speak better than Americans!"

"..."

And so it continued.

Each star sang one line.

Students followed with the next.

Watching them gaining momentum, Lu Xiaobu went to the side to drink a beverage.

No way around it, he could dominate when no one else could sing.

Now that they all can, his voice would be nothing but an embarrassment!

Better to keep a cool demeanor, showing the magnanimous side of not competing for the spotlight!

Meanwhile, basking in the appreciative gazes from the stars!

Oh yeah, not bad!

Moreover, Lu Xiaobu had more important things to do.

"Da da da da!"

With a series of footsteps...

Lu Xiaobu knew, that grandson has arrived!

Looks like he’s very confident!

Even waited for his song to finish before making a move!

A curve formed on Lu Xiaobu’s lips.

This really is...

courting death!