Prodigal System in the Flourishing City
Chapter 118: Testicular Pain, Both Sides Hurt [Please Favorite, Please Recommend]

Chapter 118: Chapter 118: Testicular Pain, Both Sides Hurt [Please Favorite, Please Recommend]

Obviously, as Lu Xiaobu redefined the meaning of live streaming, a burgeoning industry is on the rise.

And traditional sectors are bound to be hit hard.

But for now, Lu Xiaobu couldn’t care less about these things.

It’s worth mentioning that Lu Hongbin really didn’t come home last night.

He only returned the next morning during breakfast.

He said he chatted with Lin Shu all night long. Who would believe that!

In the car.

"Hey, Host, you’ve done it, get ready to receive your reward."

It’s clear from the system’s tone that it had received some kind of spiritual reward from a female live streamer, and it spoke with a beaming smile.

"I don’t want it."

Lu Xiaobu quickly shook his head.

What a joke.

How far along am I, anyway?

Delaying the reward would definitely be better.

"Tch, you think I don’t know what you’re up to? Trying to scam me? No way!" The system sneered, "Like it or not, you’re getting it."

"Hey, you’re going to just force it on me, or what?" Lu Xiaobu scoffed.

Then...

A martial arts secret manual appeared in his hand.

"Uh..." Lu Xiaobu wanted to curse.

"Forcing it on you, any problems with that?" The system also scoffed, "Other hosts can’t wait to get their reward early on, but here you are, refusing it. Alright, I’m off to watch live streams. Oh, by the way, there’s this host who’s pretty good, I just tipped her some using your account."

"Uh..."

Lu Xiaobu was speechless. What could he say when dealing with a system like this?

Not only does it force rewards on you, but it also tips others with your account!

"Oh, and one more thing, this secret manual requires full attribute points in order to practice it. So hold off on the lottery spending and put it all into attributes," the system added in a final reminder, popping up like a bubble.

At this moment, the RV had also arrived at the school, and Lu Xiaobu stuffed the secret manual into his backpack.

Arriving in the classroom.

"Young Master Bu has arrived, Young Master Bu is looking even more handsome."

Li Qiang immediately took the backpack, brown-nosing as he spoke.

"Greetings, Young Master Bu."

At the same time, the riffraff of Class Six stood up to greet him as respectfully as ever, even more so than before.

But, different from usual, there were no tips today.

And the one who was chirping away yesterday, that dude, he didn’t show up for class today.

Rumor has it he took a sick leave because a flowerpot fell from the sky and split his head open.

Everyone seemed to take it lightly.

Only occasionally, when they looked at Li Qiang standing next to Lu Xiaobu wearing a flattering smile, would they shiver uncontrollably.

They had all witnessed that ’accident’ occur yesterday.

Li Qiang, who was always the nice guy and extremely smooth, personally split that dude’s head open.

At that time...

Holding the bloody flowerpot, Li Qiang told them:

"Young Master Bu enjoys your greetings, he takes it as fun, and doesn’t care whether your sentiments are genuine or fake, and here you are making a fuss!"

"Young Master Bu has bestowed on you these past few days more rewards than probably even your parents’ salaries. Don’t be so ungrateful!"

"Let me tell you, from now on, I don’t care if you’re sincere or faking it, you’d all better keep smiling for me."

"If you keep acting like this, I’ll keep resorting to these methods!"

"The college entrance exam is not far away; none of you want to spend it in a hospital, right?"

"Also, let me be clear: Young Master Bu doesn’t know about today’s incident, and I don’t want him to find out. So keep your mouths shut! Anyone looking for revenge can come at me."

This scene was etched deeply into the hearts of all the riffraff in Class Six.

It was only at that moment that they realized that Lu Xiaobu’s money wasn’t so easy to take.

If they took the money and didn’t do the job, Lu Xiaobu didn’t need to arrange anything; there would be people to take care of them.

Lu Xiaobu sat down at his desk and pulled out the so-called secret manual again.

"The Green Emperor Longevity Technique"

He touched his chin while looking at the name: "I remember seeing this name, just forgot which novel it was from."

"But whatever, I remember I need to max out all attributes."

He glanced at the spendthrift amount—over twenty million.

More than enough to boost attributes.

He immediately converted all the spendthrift amount into attribute points, and added them all to Strength and Speed.

Strength and Speed attributes maxed out!

As the attribute points escalated, Lu Xiaobu’s body began to transform gradually.

His previously scrawny figure slowly started rippling with muscle.

These muscles were different from those explosive ones seen on bodybuilders on TV.

His muscles were of a very symmetrical kind, yet contained absolutely explosive power.

As the muscles bulked up, his skeleton also filled out.

The most noticeable change was that now his clothes fit perfectly well.

He had turned into the kind of hanger that looked good in anything.

Instead of how it was before, when apart from tailor-made clothes, other garments hung loose on him.

"Not bad at all."

Lu Xiaobu stretched his arms and could clearly feel a different, more powerful sensation than before.

As for how strong he was, he couldn’t be bothered to test it.

Had it not been for wanting to see just how amazing the Green Emperor Longevity Technique was, he wouldn’t have cared to boost these two attributes.

After all, being a prodigal son, you think he’s meant for physical labor?

That would be insane!

He rubbed his hands and solemnly flipped open the first page.

Then...

"No reading extracurricular books during class, I’m confiscating this."

A hand reached over and took his Green Emperor Longevity Technique away!

Lu Xiaobu was dumbstruck!

Confiscated?

Actually confiscated?!

What the hell is this?

My Secret Martial Arts Manual got confiscated?!

Who in the All Realm has ever had their Secret Martial Arts Manual taken away by a teacher as a novel? Show yourself to me!

"No, this isn’t an extracurricular book."

Lu Xiaobu hastened to explain.

Actually, if it were any other teacher who confiscated it, it wouldn’t be a big deal; he had plenty of ways to get it back.

Of course, no other teacher would dare take his things.

But of all teachers, this one was Lin Shu, his sister-in-law!

In the Lu Family that currently had no mistress...

As his sister-in-law, Lin Shu was like a mother-figure!

What could he do?

"Still saying it’s not? Green Emperor Longevity Technique, must be a new novel written for you by the author of ’Little Dark Room’, huh?"

Lin Shu wrinkled her nose and said: "Doesn’t matter, I’m taking it. College entrance exams are imminent, I know you don’t care about studying, but you still need to learn. I’ll give it back to you during the break."

"I..."

Lu Xiaobu wanted to die!

Why did he have to be so bloody frustrating!

The more he thought about it, the more upset he became.

Secret Martial Arts Manual confiscated by a teacher, these two phrases together, why did they have to be so bloody frustrating?

"System, come out, shouldn’t the Secret Martial Arts Manual be something only I can see? What is this crap about getting it confiscated?" Lu Xiaobu asked indignantly.

"Who asked you to try and trick me without offering a reward? I could only give you a tangible thing," the system shamelessly said: "Don’t come to me! The item has been given to you, securing it is your own problem."

Lu Xiaobu couldn’t be bothered to argue anymore, he brushed his chin and squinted his eyes.

Even though you’re my sister-in-law and mean well.

That doesn’t mean you can control me.

I really don’t like being bossed around.