My Players Are So Fierce – Handsome dog Frank
Chapter 248 - 88. Newbies, you should learn to be grateful, understand?【28/60】_3

Chapter 248: 88. Newbies, you should learn to be grateful, understand?【28/60】_3

Sister Pomegranate stared wide-eyed and said:

"Does a smarter brain indeed sprout a prettier face? Just like a doll with unusual eye color. Hey, little cutie, you’re of mixed origins, aren’t you?"

"Put me down! You, weirdly strong woman!"

Reed scowled, prompting Sister Pomegranate to shrug and let go of her. Lumina immediately stepped in to explain:

"Reed’s family is currently settled domestically, but don’t underestimate her, she’s really good with guns. Probably thanks to her mother’s Texan heritage and owning an actual farm. Basically, it’s all in the family."

"Pfft!"

Reed, lurking behind Lumina, squinted her eyes and mockingly aimed her finger gun at Sister Pomegranate, imitating the sound of the gunfire. This quirky personality made Sister Pomegranate even more satisfied.

This was the kind of teammate she wanted.

"And who is this? Aren’t you going to introduce her?"

Sister Pomegranate turned her attention towards Orchid.

Orchid didn’t need Lumina to introduce her, extending her hand boldly to Sister Pomegranate, she said:

"Just call me Orchid, I’m a photographer. I hear you want to join our little group? I’m not opposed to it, and neither should anyone else. We all appreciate fresh blood, but Cement Sister isn’t the most agreeable person.

She is the group leader, and currently has no intention to play the game."

"Wow, is there an interview as well?"

Sister Pomegranate scratched her head, saying:

"Or maybe I can fly over to you? My new job is pretty flexible regarding time off."

"You can’t come."

In all seriousness, Reed raised a hand and said:

"Orchid is on a trip to Antarctica, mom and dad won’t allow me to meet with weird strangers. As for Cement Sister, if you go to her, don’t expect to come out.

Though she only conducts peripheral research, she is indeed located in a military restricted area."

"Yeah, out of the seven people in the group, I am the only one you can meet."

Lumina sighed and said:

"I’m the most useless one among the seven of us - these folks are all so capable. Even Lady Shui, who calls herself the ’perfect housewife’, has at least two bodyguards following her whenever she goes grocery shopping.

Wow, marrying into a wealthy family is really something...

We’re all equally smart, so why is there such a big gap in our lives?"

"That’s not true!"

Reed sneered, crossed her arms, and retorted:

"We’re not as dumb as you. Our collective IQ is at least 10 points higher than yours! If including Cement Sister’s, then it’s 15 points!"

"Hey, you pint-sized spitfire, you’re getting more outrageous!"

Lumina clenched her fist and gave Reed a thump on the head, prompting an "ouch" and a leap from Reed. Sister Pomegranate laughed out loud and led the three towards the witch hunters’ camp.

At the front of the line, Khaki Tontita and Ni Gei Lu Da You were giving the newbies a "pep talk". In reality, they were just fulfilling the "New Recruits" mission assigned by Miss Milian, tasked with guiding the newbies.

"Listen up, you guys should feel grateful, understand?"

Dressed in cool veteran armor and carrying his twin-blade spiritual energy ax, Khaki Tontita appeared formidable. He shouted at the eighteen small players in front of him:

"The beginner’s village you see, the calculating pearl a.k.a. the player interface you’re about to get, even the new professional system you learn as soon as you join the game, these are all edifications painstakingly forged by old-timers like us!

Now, hurry up and thank your seniors."

"Hey, cut it out. Don’t say such disgusting things."

Ni Gei Lu Da You was eager to complete this mission and make a quick trip to the witch hunters’ camp.

Apparently, there are tons of "nearly new, for witch hunter’s use only" equipment on sale there.

Seeing Khaki Tontita in full steam, about to transform into a counsellor, he immediately interrupted him. Smiling wholeheartedly at the new players, who were curious about everything, he said:

"Here, everyone first takes a cloth bag, go to the ruins for a round and pick up some trash, then go to Brother Mud’s survivor camp to exchange for initial starting money.

You’ll know everything by the end of this round. Shh, don’t touch me!

Yours truly is a man, and you ARE a man! Plus, I want to emphasize, I am not into men!"

"No, I just think your weapon looks cool and it glows. Can I touch your weapon, bro?"

"No! This thing cost me my life. You’re not touching the armor either! You there! Don’t undress, for goodness’ sake! If an NPC sees you, you’ll be fined!

Newbies, surely you guys don’t want to be sent to sweep the streets just after you’ve joined the game because of a fine, do you?"