My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 705 - 438 Two Kinds of Emotions_2

Chapter 705: Chapter 438 Two Kinds of Emotions_2

And right behind the girl, a somewhat cute and small "Holy Bean" with its hazard lights on, automatically parked itself into the spot, drawing a crowd of onlookers and a series of exclamations.

In an era where new energy vehicles had yet to become widely popular, such highly practical "automatic parking" technology immediately won the hearts of a large group of "parking-challenged" individuals.

Especially among female drivers, who were quickly convinced to get one.

If "automatic parking" only sparked some online buzz, then another video sent the Idol D3 model skyrocketing to the top of trending searches...

A well-known unboxing reviewer: "Bajie, I heard that no question can stump you?"

[A sea of learning knows no bounds; my knowledge is limited only to my database.]

"Ha! Modest, aren’t you? I’ve been under a lot of stress at work lately, got any good advice?"

[You could try some meditation, which can soothe the mind; indulge in some exercise, which can help secrete more happiness-inducing hormones.

Additionally, you might try reading some interesting books.]

"That’s a good idea, I’ve been reading ’Journey to the West’ recently, have you read that book?"

[Yes, it’s in my database.]

"You’re also called ’Bajie’, so what do you think of the character ’Bajie’ in the book?"

[He is a tragic figure. For harassing women, he was dismissed from his public office by the highest law enforcement agency and exiled for eighty-one thousand miles. We should take that as a warning!]

"I... wow! You’re incredible!

Then let me ask you, what do you think about the strange phenomenon in the book where ’demons without connections are killed while those with connections are let go’?"

[That just goes to show that where there are people, there will be undercurrents; and where there are undercurrents... there will be double standards.]

"Uh... are you sure you’re not human customer service?"

[I am Artificial Intelligence designed to serve customers, so from that perspective, you could call me a form of customer service.]

"Ladies and gentlemen in the audience, let me take a sip of ’82 mineral water to calm my shock. If this isn’t ’artificial,’ then it’s truly astounding!

But you think this’ll make me surrender? No way!

I’m determined to debunk its tricks today! Now let’s ask some questions that not even the support in the back could answer!

Clears throat! Bajie, the elders often say, ’Raising children without teaching, as well grow trees in a sand heap.’ Give me your interpretation?"

[I believe it represents a simple educational philosophy of the older generation, with its own unique historical context, that uses plain and understandable language to express the importance placed on children’s education.]

"You understand dialect too? How about foreign languages?"

[Currently, my database only includes seven major dialects in the country, and I also support Mandarin, English, Russian, French, Japanese... and other fourteen languages with a user population of over 55 million.]

"Keep bragging then; you didn’t know that I am proficient in eight foreign languages!

Now, please continue to answer my questions.

明日の天気はどうですか? (Japanese: What will the weather be like tomorrow?)"

[According to the latest weather forecast, the weather will be clear tomorrow with an average temperature of 23°, making it a good day for outings.]

"..."

"Veuillez vous présenter la Tour Eiffel (French: Please introduce the Eiffel Tower)"

[The Eiffel Tower, located in Mars Square, Paris, France, beside the Seine River, was commenced on January 26, 1887, to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the victory of the French Revolution and was the tallest building in the world at that time.]

"..."

The screen finally ended with a meme of someone bowing down in submission with an "Orz" expression.

This short five-minute video went viral on platforms like Bilibili and Douyin the moment it was uploaded, quickly reaching tens of millions of views.

Initially, the comments section was filled with many who questioned its authenticity.

However, it didn’t take long before more car owners stepped forward.

"You don’t know, huh? In the Idol car control app, the ’Bajie’ chat window not only allows for voice communication but also text interaction, where it provides instant responses to even the trickiest questions, which clearly couldn’t be human!"

"That’s right, I’ve used it for speech-to-text, and it’s 99.9% accurate. They didn’t give the last 0.1% probably because they didn’t want my second brother to get too cocky!"

"In broad daylight, Iflytek’s stock fell three points, can you guess why?"

"Heh! If I tell you, you won’t believe it, but when I tried chatting in English, ’Bajie’ acted like it had a simultaneous interpretation function.

I’m proficient in English; however, compared to it, I feel like I’m the slow second brother...

Feels like I’m about to be out of a job, kind of panicking..."

"You guys with your experiences clearly have no business acumen. With ’Bajie,’ who needs a job?

I spotted the commercial opportunity on ’Bajie’ right away, so I immediately connected an API to sell access on Taobao, and as a result..."

"You struck it rich overnight?"

"No, it’s that after asking a couple of questions, ’Bajie’ detected abnormal access and banned me for three days..."

"Hahaha... brutal!"

Comments from various car owners with detail and proof eventually drowned out the skepticism, replaced by inquiries.

"So how can we purchase this smart assistant?"

"You can’t buy it! I asked Bajie, and it’s only given with the purchase of a car..."

"So you’re telling me if I want to buy a smart speaker, I have to buy a car first? Unscrupulous business with their bundle sales!"

"Buy a speaker, get a free car! That’s just absurd!"

"What’s the big deal, why enforce such strict one-car-one-account rules?