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Chapter 593 - 384: To Thank Me?_2

Chapter 593: Chapter 384: To Thank Me?_2

For thousands of years, humanity’s adversaries have always been other humans—no ordinary person would associate such extensive human modification with aliens.

It’s more typical to conjure up a powerful human dark organization.

Unfortunately, the other party has the Listener, a bug-like reconnaissance Soldier, making close surveillance too risky.

Otherwise, it might have been worth trying to lock onto this Zhao Hu to see exactly how they transform humans into assassins...

"You’re interested in international news, and you’re interested in local news too?" Yan Weiwei asked with a weird look on her face.

"Uh... well, he is a wanted criminal, you know? It’s good to remember what he looks like, so if I bump into him outside, I can quickly get away, heh heh!"

Yan Weiwei glared at Meng Lang, "As scared as you are of dying, could you at least let go of my hand first?"

"Ah? Oh! Sorry!" Meng Lang then realized his hand was still pressing on the "remote control" and hurriedly pulled it back sheepishly.

"Hmph!" Yan Weiwei snorted, pulling her hand back.

While changing the channel, she muttered as if nothing had happened.

"It’s already noon, and Haitang and the others went out to buy groceries; how come they haven’t come back yet..."

"We’re back!" Just then, Lin Haitang and Xiao Yu finally came back carrying bags full of groceries.

Today being a weekend, Lin Haitang unusually volunteered to cook a big meal herself.

Meng Lang had wanted to go help but was turned down by Lin Haitang, who instead took Xiao Yu with her to help pick the ingredients...

"Why did you buy so much?" Meng Lang went up to help, placing items one by one into the refrigerator.

Luckily, Yan Weiwei’s house had a double-door large refrigerator; otherwise, all this stuff really might not have fit.

"I told her to buy less, but Sister insisted it wasn’t enough and practically dragged me around the entire supermarket." Xiao Yu wiped her sweat.

"Emm..."

No wonder she called me over beforehand...

Meng Lang looked at Lin Haitang with a speechless expression, your intentions couldn’t be clearer, everyone can see through them.

Transforming a dating target into a wingman, just ridiculous...

Lin Haitang felt somewhat embarrassed under Meng Lang’s gaze and glared at Xiao Yu.

"It’s you who talks too much!" She then cleared her throat.

"Cough! It’s not like Weiwei eats too much, or anything. One week’s worth of groceries gets eaten in just two days, better to buy more to avoid going out every day."

"Hey, hey! You can’t blame me for this, who knew practicing Dark Energy was so exhausting... As a master, naturally, I need a matching appetite!"

Yan Weiwei argued somewhat helplessly.

The recent strain on their "logistics" resources was not only because Yan Weiwei wanted to get back at Meng Lang, but also related to her getting familiar with the techniques of unleashing Dark Energy.

Dark Energy, to put it simply, is about mobilizing all the energy in the body for a concentrated burst, often a seemingly ordinary strike that consumes a whole stamina bar.

Otherwise, that day when they went hiking, Yan Weiwei wouldn’t have felt weak after just one kick.

The ancients said, wealth for the pen, poverty for the sword; there’s reason to that saying.

If it weren’t for a family with a thicker foundation, perhaps the salary wouldn’t even cover a few meals.

"If that uncle is so formidable, why is his appetite almost like an ordinary person’s?" Xiao Yu asked.

"Me? A high master like me can’t be compared to ordinary masters, can I?"

Meng Lang couldn’t help but boast in response.

"Ever heard of transforming energy? It’s a state that only a genius of the ’seed’ type appearing every few thousand years can achieve.

Despite your Sister Weiwei being a Dark Energy master, she’s only mastered a bit of my ’Overclocking Scripture.’

This peerless divine skill focuses more on the internal than the external, more on intent than force!

Xiao Yu, remember this, a true master fights using their brain..."

Yan Weiwei listened and rolled her eyes, while Xiao Yu appeared quite intrigued, nodding as if enlightened...

Under the adoring gaze of the little Lolita, Meng Lang’s vanity was greatly satisfied.

With a grand wave of his hand!

"Today, I will showcase my skills and let you see what it means to be a Kung Fu Cooking God!"

Lin Haitang looked at him, "No need, it was agreed that I would cook. Weiwei specifically took us to the set to get a photo and signature, I haven’t properly thanked her yet."

"Oh, that’s a small matter!" Yan Weiwei cheerfully waved her hand.

"Such a trivial matter, and you make a big meal out of it, it feels too formal! Well, I’ll just humbly accept then! Hehe!"

Meng Lang laughed as well.

"Speaking of which, I should also express my thanks properly, after all, if we’re talking about gains, I’m the biggest winner here!"

At the mention of this matter, Yan Weiwei felt a bit displeased.

"Hmph! Lucky you! Just happened to know that Teacher Hao Teng is preparing a new movie, you this pseudo hardcore fan, even managed to get Hao Teng’s feixin...

When it comes to Teacher Hao Teng’s works, can you be as familiar as I am? I’ve rewatched each one at least twice! But have you watched them all?

Even I, a true hardcore fan, haven’t received this treatment... It’s too unfair!"

Yan Weiwei felt envious just thinking about Meng Lang posting on social media and possibly getting a casual like from Teacher Hao Teng.

Or perhaps, when Teacher Hao Teng posts on social media, Meng Lang feverishly likes everything, making Yan Weiwei’s eyes almost turn red with envy.

Meng Lang smirked.

Hehe! Two rewatched? Sorry, but this feixin number, it’s the result of watching 62 times!

Not only did I watch it countless times, but in terms of understanding the new movie, I’m definitely a true ’experience’ fan...

Never leaving home, I’ve traveled 380,000 kilometers, using a lifetime to perform... Who else can claim that?

"Yes, yes, I should thank Master Yan!