My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 554 - 359 Why Doesn’t It Work Anymore?

Chapter 554: Chapter 359 Why Doesn’t It Work Anymore?

"Cough! Why are you looking at me like that? I didn’t stay just for the braised pork.

I just thought that my earlier considerations were not mature enough, and I’ll set off immediately when the timing is right!

Yes! That’s it!"

"Yes, yes, yes! But I have a proposal here that can help you spar with experts from all walks without leaving home... Would you like to hear it?"

Meng Lang was well acquainted with Yan Weiwei’s intermittently smug demeanor.

So, he decided to add another layer of insurance to keep her perpetually slacking off.

Having lost quite a few brothers to raise Yan Weiwei’s favorability and level,

If you just up and leave, wouldn’t my initial investment be like throwing money down the drain?

Besides, as the forerunner of the "Overclocking Scripture," how could I fleece more benefits if you leave? And where would I go for the updates of "Overclocking Scripture" 2.0 or even 3.0?

The hope of our "Ancient Martial Army" still rests on you and Xiao Yu...

"Spar with experts from all walks without leaving home? How?" Yan Weiwei asked, puzzled.

"Hehe! Do you think the title ’Hero of Guanzhong’ sounds prestigious?" Meng Lang asked with a smile.

Yan Weiwei gave him a look.

"Well... Of course, it’s infamous!"

"Err..."

The two sisters beside them covered their mouths to stifle their laughter.

"Cough! Let’s not dwell on whether the reputation is good or bad, as they say, there’s no first in literature and no second in martial arts.

What do you think... If we leverage this gold-lettered signboard, would experts come to challenge us on their own initiative?"

"Proactively challenge experts from all over... When did you become so brave?" Yan Weiwei looked at him quizzically.

"Stop joking! How could I possibly engage in such perilous activities? Don’t forget you are my nominal master.

As the saying goes, when the disciple is in trouble, the master lends a hand. Isn’t it perfectly justified for you to step in?"

"Hmm?" Yan Weiwei’s eyes lit up, unable to resist pondering.

This really could be a win-win method.

I’d fend off this wave of trouble for him, and in the process, I could stabilize my realm and advance in martial arts...

"Oh! Not to mention, after every mountain climbing meeting, the summiting experts are inevitably challenged by peers from across the country... and even from abroad.

After all, the ’mountain climbing meeting’ holds a recognized value in the circle.

A couple of days ago, the old man told me that someone had made a special trip to challenge you, but he made up excuses to refuse them.

Right now, you’re like a reputation dog; if someone beats you, their reputation value would definitely skyrocket!"

Hey! What do you mean by ’reputation dog’?

Can you give some positive feedback?

Knowing the stimulation was harsh, Meng Lang simply rolled his eyes.

"Those you mentioned are just fame-seekers. Even though some have real skills, they hold no significance in terms of sparring for you as you are now.

We need real experts!

Hmm... At least those at the Half-step Dark Force level would be worthwhile for you to spar with.

Do you know why I used the ’Twelve Road Spring Leg’s ultimate skill’ to climb the mountain?"

Yan Weiwei paused for a moment, then after a bit of thought, it dawned on her.

"Are you implying that you actually intended to deter a slew of opportunists?

After all, your moves are so... notoriously ruthless..."

"Hehe!" Meng Lang smiled without responding.

In this day and age, there’s no junk traffic, just traffic in the wrong place!

While the buzz of the climbing meeting is still alive, the unique title of ’Hero of Guanzhong’ will definitely attract a wave of experts!

Meng Fei’s kicks, never miss!

It should be known that sparring carries risks, and challenges should be approached cautiously.

Anyone still daring to provoke under such circumstances likely has some real skills!

This would inadvertently complete a pre-selection for me...

And these experts, aren’t they just the best candidates for the first batch of testers in the Ancient Martial Army?

However, Meng Lang’s "purpose," seen through Yan Weiwei’s eyes, couldn’t help but seem somewhat misinterpreted...

She looked at Meng Lang with a weird look.

"Speaking of which... Didn’t you already plan all this during the mountain climbing meeting?"

I was really puzzled back then as to why you used that kind of ultimate skill to reach the summit, just thinking it was some kind of perverse delight of yours.

But now, following your explanation, it’s suddenly like having an epiphany after the fact...

This guy...

Possibly even considered the subsequent "training plan" to feed himself tactics well in advance?

Are you that committed to your affairs?

I’m moved!

But that day at the mountain, you clearly decided to act on the spur of the moment.

Having already considered the second and third steps after returning, and then weighing the pros and cons to make the best choice then...

What kind of a scheming ’Planner’ is this?

This guy... is absolutely meticulous at every step!

Lin Haitang also watched him in surprise.

Starting from the incident with Yuan Li, she realized that Meng Lang was a genius in making advanced plans, absolutely meticulous.

He had nearly considered every possible contingency...

Paranoid much?

I just wonder, can this condition proactively affect someone?

"Hehe! It’s nothing, I just tend to think in the worst possible way..." Meng Lang shrugged helplessly.

Can I say this is all from the lessons learned by my brothers?

Without taking a few detours in life, how would you know which path is a shortcut?

As for me, hehe!

I’m just like you, merely a ’Monday morning quarterback’ among the masses...

"Great! Then I’ll start issuing a challenge to all martial artists tomorrow, not to subdue... oops, I mean to challenge us!"