My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 553 - 358 Possessed by Evil_2

Chapter 553: Chapter 358 Possessed by Evil_2

The pursuit of the pinnacle of Martial Arts, what a noble goal!

"Do you really want to see a landlady who just loafs around all day, wasting her time with nothing but burgers, fries, and soda?"

Uh...

A time-wasting landlady?

Am I really that bad?

Even though this guy is speaking for himself, why can’t I seem to feel any happiness?

"Oh, Lawyer Lin, if you find it hard to afford such a big room just for Xiao Yu and yourself, why don’t you just move across the hallway after Master Yan leaves?"

"Ah?" Everyone was stunned again.

How did the conversation suddenly jump to moving houses while we were talking about Weiwei’s affairs?

"Look, I’ve got a spare room just sitting empty. It seems such a waste.

With Master Yan gone and you being too busy to stay at home regularly, Lawyer Lin, it’s not safe to leave Xiao Yu alone all the time, right?

I usually have plenty of time, so I could help look after Xiao Yu.

And Xiao Yu can help with cooking, which is perfect as no one will fight me for it... oh no, I mean, it’s just perfect for the three of us to join together.

This way, we can share the rent, and also respond to the national call for a low-carbon lifestyle...

Oh right! You know, at my place, the rent is reduced by half, and utilities are free!

With this arrangement, you can save a considerable amount of money, easing financial pressure...

So, how about it? Isn’t my suggestion perfect?"

Looking at the proud Meng Lang, the three of them were dumbfounded.

Once they recovered, Yan Weiwei felt a rush of blood surge up, her blood pressure skyrocketing!

This... how is this taking my side?

This is just eagerly arranging the "affairs after my passing" after I go!

You just can’t wait for me to leave, can you?!

To live in my house, woo my best friend, enjoy the food cooked by Xiao Yu, and in the end, even expect me to pay your electricity bill?

Is there no justice left?!

Though leaving was my own decision, and the future lives of these three have nothing to do with me...

But why does this frustration feel like it’s about to explode?

Yan Weiwei felt as if Meng Lang had etched three big characters on her forehead, one by one...

Big Martyr!

Yan Weiwei’s face darkened, and she fell silent.

Lin Haitang and Xiao Yu seemed to realize something and also fell silent, just quietly watching Meng Lang’s performance...

"Of course, although it’s comfortable living here.

When tired, there’s a soft mattress, when hungry, two great chefs serve you... life is like a god’s.

But I actually envy you, Master Yan."

"Oh! What do you envy about me?" Yan Weiwei almost spat out the words through clenched teeth.

"I envy your exposure to sun and rain, your meals in the wind and sleep under the sky, and more so, your vagrant and displaced life..."

Yan Weiwei: "#"

"Master Yan, your goal to seek out masters of Dark Energy for exchanges and to climb to the highest realms of Martial Arts is even more admirable!

I’ve heard that there are only a few masters of Dark Energy in the entire country, and they lead secluded lives, deeply dedicated to Martial Arts.

Perhaps one is in the Northwest Desert, another at the farthest reaches of the earth, the rest hidden at the peak of Heavenly Mountain...

If we calculate by finding one every year or two, Master Yan, for you to accomplish your goal of ’fighting ten masters’... this journey will take at least a decade!

A decade! How many decades does a life have?

As the saying goes, ten years of life and death boundless, turn your head and you’re already past your prime..."

Yan Weiwei: "##"

"So I am both envious and in awe of you, Master Yan!

Ten years of wandering, ten years of solitude, all to challenge ten masters...

Such spirit, such perseverance, truly makes us feel ashamed!

Sometimes, I also think of leaving everything behind, selling my house, stepping out of my comfort zone, embarking on an impromptu trip..."

Meng Lang ended with a look of regret as he spread his hands.

"Alas! The landlady, however, does not allow it..."

Yan Weiwei: "###"

Using my house to charm my gal isn’t enough? Now you’re even thinking about selling my house to go traveling?!

One after another, the boasts and mockeries finally drove Master Yan’s anger to a breaking point!

The next moment...

"I’ll show you what makes me ashamed!"

Before Lin Haitang and Xiao Yu could even grasp what was happening, they saw a leg flash like lightning towards Meng Lang.

"Whoosh!" The strong wind howled.

Meng Lang, as if he had anticipated it, ducked and lowered his head, easily dodging the thunderous strike!

"Hey! Stop! Calm down!"

"Sister Weiwei, don’t start fighting."

"Let go of me, I’m going all out with him today! I’ll show him what it means to be killed but not humiliated!"

Yet Meng Lang, leisurely and unhurried, smoothed his hair that had been tousled by the wind.

"Xiao Yu! Tell her, what is my top-ranked nickname in the martial world?"

"Uhh..." Xiao Yu hesitated, "Hero of Guanzhong?"

"Right! Now tell her, who was it that defeated Li Lei with one move?"

The sentence was a bit of a tongue twister, but Xiao Yu quickly caught on.

"It was the Hero of Guanzhong!"

"Right! Now tell her, who is it that wrote a unique, unprecedented manual that allowed her to step into Dark Energy overnight?"

"It’s you! The Hero of Guanzhong!" Xiao Yu’s eyes sparkled even brighter.

"Exactly! Sister Weiwei, why would you seek out others who can’t even beat me, when you could learn from me, a top-notch master right here? Isn’t that abandoning what’s near to seek what’s far?"

"Hmm! The boy can be taught!" Meng Lang stood with his hands behind his back, nodding with a dignified smile.

"Uh..."

Yan Weiwei was stunned as well.

Considering that she avoided challenging the current top warrior and went looking for those aged men and women... was indeed a bit foolish?

And this might actually be the only transformational energy on Earth... Even if it’s fake, the level is still much higher than Dark Energy.

Who else would increase her experience points more, if not him?

And after all, he wrote the manual.

What if he has a moment of inspiration and updates the manual to enable someone to achieve transformational energy overnight?

Wouldn’t fleeing from home mean missing out on an entire major level?

Imagine coming back in ten years to find even Xiao Yu has achieved transformational energy – how would that make her, the old aunt, feel?

One side is leveling up through hardships and sleeping outside, while the other side is luxury living with top experts as company...

Seeing Meng Lang posing as a master, Lin Haitang couldn’t help but laugh a bit, but she had also figured out that this guy was using reverse psychology.

So she joined in persuading.

"Right, Weiwei, if you want to concentrate on Martial Arts, you don’t necessarily have to travel far. Isn’t practicing the same everywhere?"

Hmm...

Yan Weiwei’s face began to show hesitation.

To break through, it seems I really need to depend on this guy Meng Lang. But my very reason for leaving... was to get away from him!

You guys flaunting your affection every day is like rubbing sugar into my wounds, I fear I might end up with diabetes!

"Sister Weiwei, if you don’t leave, I’ll make your favorite Dongpo pork every day." Xiao Yu upped the ante.

"Hmm..."

When you think about it, ten years to challenge just ten people... the efficiency of such sparring really is quite low.

Even with modern transportation, it really doesn’t need to take ten years.

But spending a year or two out there, eating and drinking poorly... that’s quite unpleasant...

Your skin gets dark and rough, and I won’t be able to follow Hao Teng’s drama on time...

And why should I have to keep my distance just because they’re together?

Isn’t the third wheel also enticing?

I’m going to let him see what it’s like to dislike me and yet be unable to get rid of me!

Showing off your love dies fast, I can at least tone down their sweetness here.

I am insulin and I’m proud of it!

"Ah! I’ve also suddenly been inspired recently, I’m planning to really refine ’Overclocking Scripture 2.0’ these days..."

Meng Lang continued to pose with his hands behind his back, upping the stakes!

"Hmm..."

Truthfully speaking, real letting go should be like "originally having nothing, where could dust arise?"

Why should I be obsessed with such metaphysical ceremony?

Shallow! Too shallow!

Moreover, can distance truly enable letting go?

If I travel halfway across Country Hua but still get reminders from Hua’s national grid to pay the electric bill every month...

I fear I might go crazy before I make it halfway there.

"Dongpo pork? Every day?" Yan Weiwei turned to Xiao Yu for confirmation.

Everyone: "..."