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Chapter 474 - 307 I’m Just Full

Chapter 474: Chapter 307 I’m Just Full

"I thought going home on the way was just a whim, but now it seems that this phone call might be the reason..."

Meng Lang put down his phone, and in an instant, he figured out the cause and effect.

Since it was never mentioned in the autobiography, his mother’s health must be fine, so there was no need to worry too much.

However... If she knew that because of this phone call, her son’s love life had taken a dive from a high start, what would she feel?

An undeniable fact was that this phone call had brought him to another crossroads in life...

So, should he follow the trajectory of the last episode of his life and be "led on and then abandoned"?

Or should he forge a new path, resist the temptation of fate, and carefully plot his next moves...

...

"Uncle, are you going back home?"

During dinner at the hotel restaurant, Meng Lang shared his decision to stop by home on the way.

"Yeah! My mom’s health hasn’t been great recently, and I’m a bit worried, so I decided to go back for a visit, seeing as it’s on the way anyway."

"Uncle’s hometown... Last time I saw the photos, there were vast fields of rapeseed flowers, so beautiful." Xiao Yu’s eyes were shining.

Upon hearing this, Meng Lang cracked a smile.

So that was it. According to the script, it must have been that comment that led him to invite Xiao Yu...

After all... who could resist the hopeful eyes of a cute little girl?

If Xiao Yu was going, as her guardian, Haitang would have no choice but to come along...

"If Xiao Yu wants to come, she can join us. I promised her last time that I would take her to see it if there was a chance."

"Really? Can I?" Xiao Yu’s eyes lit up.

"Of course, it just so happens that Labor Day is in two days, and your school will be on holiday.

It’s a pity that the rapeseed flowers are no longer in bloom, so there’s no chance to see a sea of flowers, but I can take you to experience harvesting the seeds."

"That’s great! I was worried about what to write for the Labor Day social practice essay our teacher assigned! Sister, can we go with Uncle?"

Xiao Yu turned to Haitang sitting across the table.

"This... isn’t it inappropriate to visit so suddenly?"

Haitang glanced at Meng Lang, hesitating.

You’re going to see your parents, and you are taking me and Xiao Yu with you? Isn’t that easily misunderstood...

"There’s nothing inappropriate about it, my mom loves a lively atmosphere," Meng Lang said with a smile.

Haitang felt a bit awkward about it, but it was hard to refuse directly, so she turned to Weiwei.

"Don’t look at me, I can’t go!"

Before Haitang could speak, Weiwei quickly rejected the idea.

"Although we won the mountaineering competition, I did hire an outsider to help.

There’s no ’no hiring of outsiders’ clause in the agreement with the old man, but winning like this does feel a bit cunning.

The main thing now is to see whether our family’s old man accepts the bet, so these next days I need to sacrifice a bit, spend more time with him, and if I can make him happy, he might let me off the hook."

After stating her reasons, Weiwei’s gaze swept over Haitang and Meng Lang.

"I can’t go, Haitang, you should. It’s just in time for the holiday. It would be such a waste to go straight back to Su City. It’s rare for Xiao Yu to have the chance to play for a couple more days.

Xiao Meng, you’d better take good care of our Haitang and Xiao Yu. If they get the slightest grievance, it doesn’t matter if you’re ’Hero of Guanzhong’; I’ll still give you a beating!"

Weiwei clenched her small fist, but her tone was decisively settling the matter.

Although she appeared natural, Haitang still sensed something off about Weiwei’s unusual attitude.

Usually, in this kind of situation, shouldn’t she be the one shouting "Meng Lang, this is clearly your intent" "Don’t think you can run off with my Haitang" and vehemently object?

But after thinking it over, she couldn’t come up with a good reason to refuse, so under Xiao Yu’s eager gaze, she could only agree.

"That’s wonderful!"

Leaving aside the joyous Xiao Yu, Meng Lang himself felt mixed emotions about this "unexpected yet expected" development.

He actually wanted to change something inwardly, but without a clue at the moment, he could only for now drift along with the current of fate.

Of course, he would never admit that he might have a slight hope for that kind of future...

Ha! Men!

Meng Lang stubbornly blamed it on the subconscious influence of his brothers.

It must be the peak period when accumulated emotions explode, and the hormones in his body spiral out of control, swaying his subjective judgment.

In simpler terms... mating season!

Yes! It must be that!

Not to mention that biological excuse of "involuntarily," Meng Lang did feel that this might be an opportunity for him.

It’s not ideal if the line of love always resembles a wave.

One couldn’t really take three years to reincarnate and attain fruition as Master Intelligent suggested, right?

Although his last relationship ended on a low, at least it started on a high!

As an experienced stock investor, isn’t it fair to enjoy a windfall?

Time waits for no one!

He must win over Haitang as quickly as possible, to unify his love life early, so as not to become an interdimensional playboy.

Secondly, when the time comes, to say "Husbands and wives should be honest with each other" wouldn’t that give him a rightful reason to unearth the mystery of the "writer"?

Indeed, killing two birds with one stone!

Haitang’s current attitude appeared to be completely impervious to any approach.

The reasons for her choice in the last episode, besides her resistance to marriage, included the friendship with Weiwei as well.

But without Weiwei, would she not leave?

You can’t awaken someone who is pretending to be asleep.

Similarly, a woman who wants to leave will find a thousand reasons to do so...

If things were to follow the normal course, who knows, maybe Haitang really could "accompany for a hundred lifetimes on a ferry, and share a bed for a thousand lifetimes"...

Compared to the normal trajectory, the unconventional strategy of "turning raw rice into cooked rice" is indeed a powerful remedy!

Although according to the usual script, this meal is not only cooked, but also burnt...

"Sigh!"

However, after much deliberation and weighing the pros and cons, Meng Lang ultimately sighed helplessly.

Ideals are beautiful, but reality is harsh.

Trying to swallow fate’s candy coating and spit out the bullet seemed extremely difficult...

Wasn’t the person from the last episode himself?

After Haitang left, hadn’t he tried to win her back?

They are both Meng Lang; why are the things the other couldn’t do suddenly achievable?

Yes! You have the autobiography in hand and can adapt accordingly, but some things, once happened, have happened.

The sky can be patched, the sea can be filled, and the South Mountain can be moved.

Yet the sun and the moon have passed and cannot be reclaimed...

He could foresee the future, but time could not flow backward.

Haitang obviously intended to part ways in this manner.

Perhaps in her eyes, this was both a form of reciprocation and her response to him, while also fulfilling Weiwei’s wish to leave without regrets.

In such a situation, wanting to gain an advantage and also win her back would make the difficulty level exponentially rise...

If after a moment of indulgence, Haitang gained clarity and became unshakable, then he would truly be at a loss.

To reduce future difficulty, it should be more prudent to take things slowly.

Only... the hormones coursing eagerly through his veins made it hard for him to decide...

Sigh!

Meng Lang sighed helplessly.

You chose Sister Bao, and you decided to leave.

Alright, this time I recklessly choose Haitang, and still, you choose to leave...

Who on earth wrote this script!

The love line must be bugged...

Why is it so hard to get out of singlehood!

"Uncle, what’s wrong? Don’t you like the food?" Xiao Yu, seeing Meng Lang frowning and sighing, couldn’t help but ask.

"No, the food is delicious, I’m just full," Meng Lang said, putting down his chopsticks helplessly.

"If you’re full, why the sighs? Stop groaning without being sick!" Weiwei threw a peanut into her mouth and rolled her eyes at him.

Meng Lang sighed with both lamentation and self-reflection.

"You don’t understand, when someone is hungry, they might have only one trouble, but once they are full, endless troubles arise..."

Indeed.

Hunger breeds thief in the heart, but warmth and satiety... lead to lustful thoughts...