My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 430 - 287: The Little Boat of Friendship

Chapter 430: Chapter 287: The Little Boat of Friendship

"Huff~ Huff~"

When she was pulled up for the seventeenth time, even Yan Weiwei, who exercised regularly throughout the year, couldn’t help feeling a bit unsteady on her feet.

"How does it feel?" Meng Lang asked.

"No feeling..."

The fellow working nearby tugged at the corner of his mouth, having long since grown accustomed to such sights and remained quite calm.

What this group was actually here to do today remained a mystery, yet they really let that tall, leggy lady jump again and again on her own.

After every jump, they’d ask her how she felt...

A 60-meter bungee jump, done over ten times already, what other feeling could there be but dizziness!

It’s laughable that she still thought she was practicing some kind of secret martial arts technique. As pretty as she was, it was a pity her brain wasn’t quite up to scratch...

"Sister Yan, take a break for a while." Xiao Yu kindly handed her a bottle of water.

"How many did you see?" Haitang asked curiously.

"What ’how many’, I can’t even catch a glimpse of where the bird’s nest is..." Yan Weiwei took a sip of water and irritably scratched at her somewhat disheveled hair.

The falling sensation from jumping was too intense, completely disrupting the flow of energy and thoughts in mid-air, making it impossible to maintain the mental and physical state described in the secret manual.

*Heh! As expected... how could this possibly be reliable?...*

Haitang sighed helplessly, then looked toward Meng Lang, the originator of this bad idea.

"Hmm... this does pose some trouble," he said, frowning and stroking his chin as if distressed.

"Trouble?"

Yan Weiwei couldn’t help but look at him, feeling somewhat uneasy.

Don’t tell me even you, the founder, find the secret manual unreliable and you’re going to tell me to give up now?

No way!

"Oh, I mean, it’s been nearly an hour. Just standing here waiting isn’t doing us any good."

Meng Lang checked his watch.

"It looks like you’re not going to master it anytime soon. How about you keep practicing here while we go take a stroll nearby? This place is a scenic area, after all..."

"I..." Yan Weiwei was totally flustered.

So, you mean you’re bored of waiting and want to leave me behind to have fun on your own?

"Look, it’s almost noon now. Don’t worry, we’ll bring you some tasty food later, so let’s just happily decide on this! You two keep up the good work!"

Yan Weiwei: "..."

Watching Haitang and Xiao Yu being dragged away by Meng Lang, she gritted her teeth in frustration.

I’m up here slaving away practicing, and you’re down there eating, drinking, and having fun?

So much for the team that sticks together in progress and retreat!

Turning her head, she saw Fan Shigang, who was crouching fearfully at the edge of the platform, looking like he wanted to jump but dared not.

This instantly fueled her ire...

...

"Are we really going?" Xiao Yu took three steps down the mountain, looking back with each one.

"What? Xiao Yu, you want to play too? Unfortunately, this bungee requires you to be over 18, and you’re still too young."

"Uncle! That’s not what I meant!"

"Hehe!"

Meng Lang grinned.

If he could, he would really like to let Xiao Yu give it a try too.

Although Xiao Yu had relied on drugging assistance to finally master brain overclocking in the last episode, this was a testament to his exceptional talent.

Keep in mind, he had accumulated experiences from several lifetimes, including those crazy enough to drug themselves for proficiency, and yet Xiao Yu managed it in just over a decade using scientific methods and Yan Weiwei’s summarized "Overclocking Scripture."

Not counting his own hacked experience, perhaps... this Little Douding in front of him might really be a once-in-a-millennium kind of super genius...

If he could continue to perfect the "Overclocking Scripture," perhaps Xiao Yu could master brain overclocking ahead of time.

Imagine, a seven-year-old expert in internal strength?

Wouldn’t I be the number one teacher in the world if I succeeded?

Moreover, "brain overclocking" plus a genius scientific researcher would be like adding wings to a tiger, wouldn’t it?

The impact of a super scientist and a warrior who could take on a thousand enemies on the future is incomparable.

The more I look at it, the more I feel like I’ve found a treasure, Meng Lang asked with a doting look.

"Xiao Yu, what do you want to play? We have the whole day today, just tell me what you want to do."

"Hmm... I heard from Sister that this hiking trip is very important for Sister Weiwei. If she fails this time, she will leave us next year, is that right?"

Xiao Yu’s eyes showed worry and reluctance.

Seeing this, Meng Lang felt helpless, it seemed that he couldn’t let her enjoy herself until he reassured her.

"Don’t worry, your uncle is here. As long as I’m here, I will never allow Elder Yan, that feudal antique, to do whatever he wants!

I promise you, if it comes to it, I will personally take part and beat those competitors for your Sister Weiwei until they are falling like petals and streaming like water, all the way to the top of the mountain!"

"Really?" Xiao Yu’s eyes lit up as she listened.

In her heart, her uncle could do anything; if he said it could be done, it certainly could be!

"Of course! When have I ever lied to you?"

Haitang rolled her eyes as she listened by the side.

Who was it that got KO’d by a punk with a single punch at the bar last time?

His courage is admirable, but isn’t it inappropriate for a total weakling to say such things?

However, seeing Meng Lang’s extremely doting demeanor towards Xiao Yu, warmth also surged in her heart.

"Right! Xiao Yu, go have fun. We indeed can’t help much up there, and we might even pressure Weiwei," Haitang said.

"Exactly, what we need to do now is to relax, maybe drink something to cool off and soothe the throat, and get ready to cheer for your Sister Weiwei, right?"

"Yes!"

"What do you want to do, Xiao Yu? Let’s see what’s fun nearby..." Meng Lang pulled out a map of the tourist area.

"Hmm..." Xiao Yu looked around, then pointed at the river below the canyon.

"How about we go rafting over there!"

Meng Lang looked up at the not too rough river below, where there was a small dock and a sign for a scenic spot nearby...

"The Boat of Friendship"!

Just as he was about to say something, "Ah~~"

A man’s pitiful scream suddenly came from above, getting closer and closer.

The three of them looked up and saw a person plummeting from the bungee platform above, flailing wildly.

"No~~~"

The three of them stared wide-eyed as Fan Shigang bounced up and down in mid-air like a grasshopper being dangled.

His pitiful screams echoed through the valley, each scream followed by echoes.

Hmm! From the way he fell, it was obvious that he was kicked down...

"Er..."

Meng Lang was speechless for a while, then looked at Xiao Yu with a serious face.

"Why don’t we try a different activity?"

"Ah? Why?"

"That thing, it flips over just like that, bad luck."

Haitang: "..."

...

Su City International Airport, the waiting hall.

Ning Shisan had a complicated expression, carrying a travel backpack.

He took out his phone, gazed at the background screen featuring a girl in a wheelchair, his eyes gradually becoming resolute, then he took out a plane ticket and slowly walked towards the boarding gate...

And the destination written on the ticket was...

[Syria, Damascus].