My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!
Chapter 261 - 187 The Taste is Very Good

Chapter 261: Chapter 187 The Taste is Very Good

At the entrance of the neighborhood.

"Yo! Aunt Wu, buying groceries? Let me help you carry them."

"Miss Huang, got off work?

"Xiao Hei is out of school? Look, you’ve grown taller again!"

Liu Hai, dressed in a black security uniform, warmly greeted the residents with a smile that was incredibly diligent.

After being busy all morning, he finally stood in the shade of the security booth, took off his hat, and wiped his sweat.

"Captain Liu, have a cigarette."

A fellow security guard offered him a cigarette.

"No, it doesn’t give a good impression to the residents. If you want to smoke, go to the smoking area!"

"Uh... Captain Liu, is it really necessary?" the junior guard reluctantly put away the cigarette.

"Is it necessary? The complaint letters from the homeowners’ association are almost stuffing the mailbox, not to mention we’ve lost this month’s bonus, and we’re nearly losing our jobs! Do you think it’s necessary?" Liu Hai complained.

Things had really been going from bad to worse recently.

A regular neighborhood security might rule their confined space, but First-class Residence is a high-end community.

In small neighborhoods, small security, here the residents are the real Gods.

Some time ago, a stranger accidentally slipped in, not only got bitten by a dog in the neighborhood, but also nearly fought with Director Zhang.

Director Zhang is not only a government official but also quite influential within the homeowners’ association.

That incident had already soured Director Zhang on the community’s security.

As a result, the troublemaking dog was tied up right under Director Zhang’s nose the next day and has been missing since...

There hadn’t even been a call asking for ransom, betting that the dog was likely "disposed of."

But Captain Liu refused to believe it, insisting that the neighborhood security was responsible for finding the dog!

There was no choice, for those couple of days he busied himself looking for clues about the "kidnapper."

But trouble never comes alone—the dog hadn’t been found yet when Mrs. Zhang got hit by an apple falling from the sky and ended up in the hospital.

Guess what happened next?

Director Zhang personally beat his son until his butt was a mess and he had to take several sick days off school.

Tsk tsk!

Thinking of the Zhang family—three people and a dog.

Originally having a house and a dog made life joyous.

Now only Director Zhang remains, lonely and solitary...

This was almost a complete family annihilation!

Truly a human tragedy!

Though most of these affairs had nothing to do with their neighborhood security team.

But with dog bites, dog nappings, and falling objects, the residents couldn’t help but blame the poor property management.

Of course, the property manager shifted the blame to the security team, and being the captain of the security, Liu Hai was the first to face the music.

"Hey! Captain Liu, look, is that the person who was bitten by the dog the other day?"

While brooding, the junior guard suddenly pointed out.

Liu Hai followed the direction pointed to the main gate.

Yes! That was indeed the "victim" who had almost, fought with Director Zhang last time.

Seeing that person cavalierly about to follow another resident into the community, Liu Hai hurriedly stopped him.

"Hey hey hey! What’s up? You again?"

"I’ve got something to do, let me in."

"Do you even know where you are? You think you can just waltz in?

Last time you trespassed, and I haven’t even settled the score with you yet. And here you are again? Do you think this is your house?"

"Last time I was looking for something, this time I’m looking for someone!"

"Right! Last time you were looking for something, and ended up fighting with a dog. This time you’re looking for someone—are you planning to pick another fight?"

Liu Hai was suspicious that the man had recovered and was now coming to seek revenge on Director Zhang.

With the Zhang family already in dire straits, even if not out of duty as a neighborhood guard, he felt he couldn’t let this man enter on humanitarian grounds!

"Relax, I’m not here to fight. Fighting is so low-tech!

Today, I’m just looking for the young brother who spoke up for me last time. By the way, you guys know him, right?"

Young brother?

Liu Hai seemed to remember something.

However, Meng Lang had only recently moved in, so he didn’t know what his name was or where he lived.

Considering the visitor didn’t seem to be bluffing, Liu Hai slightly relaxed.

His eyes shifted.

"I can help you find someone, but first, you have to tell me, did you take Director Zhang’s dog?"

Your legs were barely bitten by the dog before it got kidnapped.

Even a fool could see who the prime suspect was, right?

"Oh? The dog was kidnapped, huh? Well, that really did the community a service, haha..." Cheng Biao looked at Liu Hai, not admitting anything.

But that smile was nearly shouting, "It was Laozi who took it."

"You..." Liu Hai glared, about to explode, but realizing the man might still have the "dog hostage," he quickly put on a smile.

"Look, brother, since the owner’s dog is gone, it’s tough for me to explain.

How about I convince them to compensate you for the medical and emotional distress, and you return their dog?

We’re all just trying to make a living. Let’s not burn bridges, right?"

Return it?

That’s harder than finding my lost fishing rod!

"Brother Biao!" Just then, his junior, Ah Xing, came running up behind him, panting.

"Why are you so slow?" Cheng Biao frowned.

"Hey! Don’t even mention it! I just turned a corner to buy some buns, and someone stole my electric scooter!

I had no choice but to take the bus here.

These darn kids, even daring to steal Ah Xing’s ride! They must be sick of living!

Just let me find them. I’ll make sure they learn what a fist as big as a casserole feels like!" Ah Xing clenched his fist and cursed.